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Yes, I'm still here, but only until the dryer finishes...drying. Mike?

I am no longer allowed to put off folding the jeans and drying the whites.

How'd ya know? The person who mans (or rather, womans) the Snapeybot Support group hotline.

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Guilty. Who cares if the package says "Contains raw eggs. Do not eat before baking." g/ng: Trained a bird to say dirty words.

I have. Let's just leave it at that in case the investigation is still open... I have never been to Disney World. (I think I've used that one before, but I'm running out of stuff I haven't done!)

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Tis I! Fellow Rickman-in-a-box tester?

Raindrops on roses...whiskers on kittens... Sorry...seriously... A fresh cup of coffee with a shot of toasted almond creamer. The last 5 minutes before the end of a shift. Knowing I have the next two days off! Waking up on a cold, winter morning with several cats draped across my legs. White musk scented candles.

Nu-uh. Nanaea?

I am no longer allowed to drink coffee...until...tomorrow.

I am reminding Dazzled that laughing could also indicate psychosis. I am just saying...

Dye #5 Where's Melody?

After feverishly reading the entire thread, I feel better now. *whew!* Although I'm a horrible fanfic reader anymore, since I started writing the little bastards, I would hate to see a dedicated HP writer ride off into the sunset because of some cretins with too much time on their hands and too few brains in their heads. I haven't seen anyone "borrowing" from any of my stories, then again, I rarely read anything anymore. However, I can relate to the freakishly high blood pressure due to fanfic nonsense. I was accused to plagiarizing over at ye old fan nazi. Before anyone asks, I still post there because there are still folks who follow my stories there. Anyway, some little angel left this passive, backhanded review that said something like...crap, now I have to go look it up... "For some reason i can't help but think you plagerized this story...I've read it somewhere else..." ...complete with the ellipses. Misspelled plagiarized as well, but that is beside the point. I requested that she substantiate the claim, but surprise, surprise, the reviewer never returned. As Madapple pointed out at the time, she probably read the story at AFF or Ashwinder and stupidly cried wolf. That doesn't mean that I didn't wanted to kick her cabbit little ass. *ahem* Sorry, I guess I'm still a bit sore about the whole thing. My ever-rambling point is that you can't let the troglodytes win! You have to fire back because those people who are kindly "renting" your storylines and characters don't expect to be caught. When they are, they'll likely run for the hills. And if need be, you could just sic us all on them. We've got your back! *waves fiery torch and pitchfork* I'm all set!

Are you sure about that, Mike? Because I wasn't allowed to shower until I was sixteen. Something about drowning and no life insurance...

I have to add one. Just happened today. Luckily, I said the "try" out loud. TRY: You are certainly entitled to your opinion. INSTEAD OF: You seem to think I give a fuck.

Calculated violence and no one called me?! Now I feel all left out...and old...and a little dirty. It's okay. I'll take a shower and write more smut because I'm...*ahem* ...get ready for it... OLD ENOUGH!! Now back to our regularly scheduled ranting.

^ Always makes sure her samples match. < Perfers hardwood. *snicker* < Fond of the new Rickman pic she just stumbled across. V Can never decide between chocolate and vanilla.

Nope! But nice pics guys! I should post my "Punk Rickman" pic. *goes off to do just that* Oh! The Sheriff! I forgot about him. And he should come with a cover your Rickman in chocolate kit. That would make for an interesting...snack. StoryJunkie?

I am just noticing that someone changed my member title. I am out of the loop. I am also a member of the writer's block club, although my block has a special name. I am referring to work, and after tomorrow, I'm free from that hell for 3 entire days. I am sooooooooooooo happy about that there aren't enough o's to express it properly.

Sorry, it's me. Late as always. Might I put in my request for the Rickman-in-a-box now or do I have to wait until the patent clears? Hmm? I would like him in his Col. Brandon outfit, but I would like to change him into his Hans Gruber attire from time to time so we could play pseudo-terrorist/hostage. Ooooh! And a set of Severus Snape robes. Yes...ahhhh yeah... Nanaea?

I am no longer allowed to make various origami creatures out of all my company-provided post-it notes when I'm bored.

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I have. A lot of times. I don't wear the "rock n roll" jeans that require something else be worn underneath them so as not to flash anyone I walk past, but I have no regard for the dress code and everyone's too afraid I'll quite if they say something about it. Actually, that's kind of nice leverage to have, come to think of it. I have never seen the last episode of MASH.

Guilty as sin after sin has slipped on the ice and I have stopped laughing. Has forgotten to put gas in the car when the tank was precariously low.