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^ Saw the smoke, but failed to see the fire. < Has smoke coming out of several places, but not the ears. V Thinks they should make a patch for people with ear smoking problems.

Nope. Never Quamp. Sometimes Y. Melody?

I am no longer allowed to wonder what kind of weird, discovery channel footage "Gay Aphids" would have to dig up for their first video. I am also no longer allowed to spray my garden with pesticide right before StoryJunkie stops by for a snack.

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Why shouldn't I coat the floor at the top of the stairs with peanut oil and then run around the house in my wooden clogs? It's lonely in the middle.

Hocus Pocus (Vonnegut)

I am no longer allowed to call my band "Gay Aphids".

Mmm? Present. Melody has to show up eventually.

I am hungry. I am sensing pizza in my near future. I am preheating the oven to 425.

I am no longer allowed to give out Pixagi's number to substantiate my claim when I call in gay to work.

Not guilty. Didn't need to. Hahaaaaaa!!!!!!!!! What... Has gotten lost or disoriented in a mall or mega store to the point that you almost go up to someone and ask directions.

Yellow <-- Cop out...

I have, but it was the little train at Six Flags. I wonder if that's anything like riding the little bus? I have never had an odg. (Sorry, couldn't resist...)

^ Will discuss this at the next SAGS meeting. < Was thinking more along the lines of the professionals that systematically remove their clothing for a living. They're pros, right? V Will nominate themselves as our "professional help".

pardon

I am no longer allowed to watch SilverFox's webcam after having "caught gay" from Pixagi while cursing at StoryJunkie for being healthy and Melody for having already "caught gay" first.

Did you know that pissing yourself to stay warm violates the dress code? Jingles is my favorite.

Uh-uh. Melody?

I am no longer allowed to gloat that I don't get sick often--yes, years stretch between bouts of illness--so when I do get sick, I get extra special cranky.

Teal

Captain, My Captain (song)

Because the world isn't ready for my "no sex before breakfast and no work after Wednesday" law. Why do people with perfectly good dental insurance let all their teeth rot out of their head?

tumtatumtum...tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuums

...eat his weight in peanut butter cups and hasn't been seen since. Goldylocks should have...

^ Confused me with someone trusting. < Doesn't believe a word anyone says unless I see a signed document that states as much. < Has bullshitted more people than not in her lifetime, while being utterly truthful the remainder of the time. < Believes bullshitting is a form of sarcasm and that sarcasm has kept me sane...so far. V Does not enjoy when people "bullshit" or "exaggerate for effect".