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polywolly

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  1. ^ Has the hands of a surgeon, but the handwashing habits of a street hooker. < Will shake ^'s hand if he would kindly use this Purell and finish with this handi-wipe. V Enjoys the moist towelettes you get at Kentucky Fried Chicken.
  2. Are you sure you don't just look uglier? Does it bother you when people answer a question with another question?
  3. Always late, I am. Uh, Yoda. Just kidding. StoryJunkie?
  4. House
  5. Hi, my name is Kim. Nice to meet you. Keep that freakish clown away from me, thank you. I have never met anyone afraid of the dark.
  6. Not guilty. I am ill-equipped for such things. Has been aroused by something they at first found repulsive.
  7. I don't know. Ask the vaccum salesman buried in my...forget I said that. Does every person on Earth spend part of their day barefoot?
  8. polywolly

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    What do you say to girls you're trying to hook up with? A mix tape, nine jump ropes and a teacup.
  9. No. She's busy staring at her computer, awaiting my chapter 11, which I'm working on now. *snicker* Yeah... So...Redsliver?
  10. ^ Is onto my glove love and subsequent obsession. < Washes hands regularly, as everyone should. *Gives a hard stare to those people who enter the bathroom and leave without ever running water or nearing the handy soap dispenser* V Has no germ phobias, mild or compulsive.
  11. Neither have I. I have danced in a bar, but I have never gone anywhere specifically to dance. I have never been to the circus.
  12. I am no longer allowed to allow myself to do much of anything.
  13. 2482 <-- Comes next, too.
  14. ^ Was really only bored to the point of tingliness before playing Count To Infinity. < Does like to hold hands. In the dark. With strangers. < Wears gloves if the stranger might not have washed his hands after, well, you know. V Watches people to see if they wash their hands.
  15. ^ Knows we gamers needed the leg room. < Freaked out when it happened too. < Reads the first page more carefully now. V Doesn't even like most of the games, especially counting.
  16. I am no longer allowed to worry thanks to Pixagi's assurance that we will not lose money...er...I mean, parishioners.
  17. ...mine usually end with a large explosion and people running in terror. Oops. Have you seen my....
  18. sit
  19. Guilty. Over a decade ago, I had a teeny tiny Pomeranian who was my bestest friend. We shared ice-cream cones, but never on purpose. She'd sneak up while I was watching tv. Lord knows I probably licked dog spit occasionally over the course of her lifetime. Has told someone they like their hair/outfit/tattoo even when they didn't
  20. ^ Knows that nakedness is next to godliness. < Knows that clothes don't make the woman, the ability to type naked makes the woman. V Knows another saying that could be twisted into some reference to nudity.
  21. Ding! Polyethyldichloride to the the psychic rescue. And as I'm usually wrong...but this seemed to work last time... StoryJunkie.
  22. I am no longer allowed to point out that a Church of Pixagi might divert parishioners from The Church of Alan Rickman of Latter-Day Snapes.
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