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BronxWench

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  2. Just a reminder... if you see gibberish, don't click the links, and DO report the post or member. It's spambot season.

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    2. JayDee

      JayDee

      Yeah, but the side effects are: Sense of guilt, need to delete history and, I'm told, stiffness in socks. It's a sick world.

    3. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      It's the socks that does me in.

    4. Kurahieiritr

      Kurahieiritr

      Thanks for letting us know about the spambots problem. Just getting my computer to working right again after I got hit with a virus, so I really don't want any more troulbe with this machine.

  3. Glad to help! It's an amazing story, if a bit dark.
  4. The author is 19 and the story is called Schadenfreude. It has been published, and although the author had made the first three chapters available on AFF, the rest of the story needed to be purchased to be seen. Teasers like this are not permitted per our Terms of Service, and so the teaser chapters were removed.
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  8. In my case, it's ONLY the Harry Potter subdomain that doesn't want me posting as myself. I'm sure it's some bizarre little spell devised by Voldemort, which means he's not invited to the next barbeque.
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  10. I'm having issues with an overly attached account, so don't mind my review in "work clothes." I've cleared my cache and closed and restarted my browser a dozen times, but the HP subdomain has decided I can't be BronxWench today. It's a strange place, HP...
  11. BronxWench

    Naruto / Ino

    Links for above: Enslavement by Whynot33
  12. I'm showing you as logged in. I would suggest logging out, clearing your cache, closing the browser completely after clearing the cache, and then restarting it and logging back in using the upper right fields. That often clears any errors and allows normal function again. If that doesn't work, please let us know, and hopefully our tech admin will have a solution.
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  14. @Guest_baka_juju2000: We have a very clearly stated policy of not allowing people to ask for copies of stories that have been taken down, either by the staff here at AFF or by the author themselves. Obviously, readers are going to save copies of favorite stories, and there's little anyone can do about it, even if we authors would really, REALLY rather that people didn't do that. However, we can and do strive to make AFF a place where we do NOT encourage the swapping of hard copies of works that the author themselves has tried to remove from circulation, or that may have been removed by the staff for a reason such as plagiarism. I've hidden your request for a copy of a story, and ask that you abide by our rules.
  15. I'm going to go sit in the corner and declare defeat in the face of having confused a male by asking him to drop his trousers and examine his dick.
  16. If the story in question has been set not to accept anonymous reviews, then yes, the reviewer must be logged in. The archive code is in the process of being rewritten, and in order to implement changes without disrupting the entire archive, certain features have been disabled. One of those features is author control over anonymous reviews. Currently, the default is to disallow anonymous reviews, but our tech admin runs a daily query to allow anonymous reviews unless the author has requested that they be disallowed. So, my best guess is that the author whose story you're trying to review has asked that anonymous reviews be disallowed on their stories.
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  19. It sounds so complicated because it IS so complicated. Now, I want you to go drop trou. Really. I'm waiting. Drop the tweeds, take the pocket monster in hand, and examine the head. If you're intact, roll back the foreskin. I want you to notice something. Wait for it. This is important. ... The head is bigger than the shaft. Really. So, explain to me, boyo, how putting the tip in is somehow less awful, because I'm not getting it. When I gave birth, and things were going out as opposed to in, getting the biggest part (the head) out was hard and the rest was far less painful. So, I'm going to hazard a guess that things work pretty much the same going the other way. At that point, he's better be healing on a good dozen frequencies, or he is going to have some VERY sore women to cope with, and I'd strongly advise hiding all the sharp things first.
  20. Links to above: The Wizarding World’s Whore by Nocturne
  21. Were I either of the last two women in question, he'd be shy a pair of testicles for the attempt. Cervical penetration's not "uncomfortable." This was either a masterpiece of understatement, or you've entirely missed the point that the opening is normally so small that anything larger than the tip of a cotton swab is going to hurt like a motherfucker. Just saying... I had a cervical biopsy once, and the procedure is done without anesthesia. My OB was impressed by the fact that I didn't scream or jerk away as most women do. I have a ridiculously high tolerance for pain, mind you, but I assure you, it HURT. And that was merely taking a tiny pinch of tissue with a sharp instrument, over in less than a second. Had he inserted anything past the external os, I'd have needed at the very least a good dose of a local anesthetic. You're not going to get an enthusiastic "attaboy!" from me on any part of this, boyo. If they can use magic/jutsu/whatever to be assaulted, why can't they just use the same abilities to move the damned sperm into the uterus without the punishment factor? Your way is so needlessly complicated and fetishistic.
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