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I can't compete with you guys, but I'll give it a shot. I'm bored enough to be listening to Russian Rap for crying out loud. The Twelfth day of Christmas by true love gave to me; Twelve Reviews Raving, Eleven Stars a gleaming, Ten Fans a waiting, Nine readers streaming, Eight trolls a boiling, Seven critics beaming, Six writers toiling, Five . . . . spammers . . . . spleens! Four comic strips three art gifts two great ideas And a story that spawned a movie or three See, told you I was no match for you guys. Oceans of Love, ~Marian~ AKA The Blackadder

So the shoutbox spawned an idea! The 12 Days of AFF to the tune of the 12 Days of Christmas! Who can come up with the best rework of the song?

This is all I got. But again it's the 5 cock rings and it included the kilt and leaf blower You are the boss. I bow to you Bronx Wench! On the twelfth day of Christmas, My true love gave to me, Twelve blondes a bonking, Eleven kilts a blowing, Ten readers wanking, Nine handcuffed slaves, Eight maids a screwing, Seven whips a failing, Six guys a stripping, Five cock rings! Four naked ladies, Three sexy men, Two plump breasts, And one hell-of-an amazing shag!

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Twelve horny cookies, Eleven whips a-cracking, Ten lords a-cumming, Nine ladies stripping, Eight maids a-spanking, Seven hot men in kilts, Six big leaf blowers, Five cock rings, Four paladins, Three French maids, Two cattle prods, And a climax 'neath a pear tree!

Since we can't have a real holiday cookie exchange, I figured that I would start a thread where we can exchange our favorite holiday cookie recipes! Post if you have them, write 'em down if you want them! I'll post a few to get us started! But 1st - A very special AFF style cookie!

Peppermint Chocolate Thumbprint Cookies Ingredients 1 cup butter 1 cup white sugar 2 eggs, separated 2 (1 ounce) squares unsweetened chocolate, melted 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 2 cups all-purpose flour 1/2 teaspoon salt 48 candy cane Hershey's kisses, unwrapped 1/3 cup granulated sugar for decoration  Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease cookie sheets. In a medium bowl, cream the butter and sugar together. Stir in 2 egg yolks, melted chocolate, and vanilla. Sift together the flour and salt; stir into the creamed mixture. In a small bowl, slightly beat the remaining egg whites. Roll dough into walnut sized balls. Dip balls into the egg whites, then roll in sugar (or chopped nuts if desired). Place the cookies onto the prepared cookie sheets and make a small indentation in the center with your thumb. Bake for 10 to 12 minutes in the preheated oven. When the cookies come out, press a kiss into the center of each one. Let stand, and then spread the chocolate candy like frosting, if desired. Cherry BonBon Cookies Ingredients 1/2 cup butter, softened 3/4 cup confectioners' sugar 2 tablespoon milk 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 1 1/2 cups all purpose flour 1/2 teaspoon salt 24 maraschino cherries In a mixing bowl cream butter and sugar until light and fluffy. Add milk and vanilla. Combine flour and salt; gradually add to creamed mixture. Divide dough into 24 portions; shape each portion around a cherry, forming a ball. Place on ungreased cookie sheets Bake at 350 for 18 - 20 minutes or until lightly browned. Ingredients - Glaze 1 cup confectioners' sugar 1 tablespoon butter, melted 2 tablespoon maraschino cherry juice Additional confectioners' sugar For glaze, combine sugar, butter and cherry juice. Drizzle over cookies. Dust with additional sugar.

Pen Name: BronxWench Story Link: Story: The Gift Review Replies: Review Replies for AFF Prompt/Gifts - AFF Community Forums Type of Fic: FlashFic Rating: Adult Fandom: Dragon Age: Origins Pairing: N/A Warnings: AFFO, ChallengeFic, Complete, NoSex

Pen Name: Asexual Biped Story Link: Evergreen Sceneted Oaks Type of Fic: Flashfic Rating: Adult Fandom: N/A Pairing: N/A Warnings: NoSex, Challengefic, COMPLETE

Pen Name: JD/JayDee Story Link: Pegging on Evergreen Terrace Type of Fic: FlashFic Rating: Adult+ Fandom: The Simpsons Pairing: Adult Bart X Adult purple haired twin. Warnings: Angst, AU/AR, Bond, ChallengeFic, COMPLETE, Dom, HJ, M/F, NonCon, Oneshot, Peg, PWP, Toys

Pen Name: Apollo Story link: Prompt: Evergreen Review Reply Thread: http://www2.adultfan...r-affs-prompts/ Type of fic: Flash Fic Rating: Adult Fandom: Original Pairing: N/A Warnings: One Shot, COMPLETE, No Sex, ChallengeFic

Pen Name: BronxWench Story Link: Bad Dreams Review Replies: Review Replies for AFF Prompt/Bad Dreams Type of Fic: FlashFic Rating: Adult Fandom: Dragon Age: Origins Pairing: N/A Warnings: AFFO, ChallengeFic, Complete, NoSex, OC