This is one moderator who laughed at your post and no I do not mind because I have dealt with women who think their pee doesn't stink.
Now guys on the other hand, I know few men will actaully take the time if they are within someone's home if they drop a few drops of pee on the floor (mind you most homes will have those toliet pads down on the floor, at my house, we don't because we have a female cat who is somehow trained to go pee on them, and we have to move the pads out of the bathroom to where the cats pee at for her sake.) will bend down and with some toliet paper clean up their fucking pee. But some men won't even do that, just shake and stuff and go.
My mom and I have both walked into the bathroom sat down with our undies to the floor only to pull it up to find that the undies are wet and we didn't have any spillovers or mildly pee ourselves as we hurried to our bathroom. ICK! We would wash the floor with our cleansers and get new undies on.
So guys, when you go pee, please be polite and dap your penis head with a peice of toliet paper instead of shaking it off as I have found pee droplets on the wall a foot away from the toliet seat itself.
Beth