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7305 I'm not a big drinker myself. Probably due to my weak constitution and a strong sense of self-preservation! lol I'm sure that I'd be easily overwhelmed by your rugged good looks though. Oh, and your accent! You have one, right? It is a tough choice. I don't know if I could choose myself! lol It's evil of me to ask you to do something that I can't even do! But hey, it's the whole dark side thing rearing it's ugly head again!

7303 Ah! Your plan is revealed! lol. Well, I'm a cheap date. I get drunk pretty quick and tequila makes me horny but there is this very slim window between the horniness and me wanting to crawl up and go to sleep! Just thought you should know! Have you read any of the Wee Free Men books? I love them. They're part of DiscWorld just a little off to the side. Which are your favorite? The Watch, The Wizards or the Witches?

7301 (I almost forgot to write my number! lol I'm such a doofus! ) I'm all about the quality sleep time. Wear me out before I go to sleep but let me rest after! lol If you've read Hitcher's Guide then you've got a good feel for the rest of his stuff. I love his irreverent humor. Same thing with Pratchett but it's his ability to create this perfect microcosim of our world and turn it on it's ear that just makes smile to think about it. Have you read Good Omens, the one he co-wrote with Neil Gaiman. Oh, and by the way, thank you for chatting with me. It's been a quiet night and it's nice to have someone to talk to.

7299 I'm sure you can! B) You know, I'm not much of a snuggler when I sleep. I love to snuggle after sex but when it's time to sleep. I want my little space all to myself! I guess I'm just weird! I adore Pratchett's work. You just went up several notches in my opinion! What about Douglas Adams?

7297 Then it's decided. The winning perv gets to snuggle with Cat! Oh, I wanted to ask since you like the humor of Red Dwarf...are you a Terry Pratchett fan?

Hmm...didn't think of that one! Shame though....they're very finger-like! I'm really glad you liked it. B)

Cheese wins! And it would depend on which Batman you had sex with whether that's a good thing or not! But I applaud your taste in superhero's. Batman is the coolest, by far. Dark, brooding and sexy as hell!! I am the woman that inspired the Kama Sutra B)

^ banned for making me think of several much more constructive and creative ways to deal with excessive horniness!

^ should be feeling the effects of the rubber mallet to the head by now. < lost track of time writing and will be crawling into her own bed shortly. v will hopefully be having a wonderful and exciting day while I dream.

Right again. The traditional version is on it's way. Please let me know it turns out for you. Shinju?

^ should make up their mind! < will have to change her name to Rapunzel if she doesn't cut her hair soon! < has very long, very straight hair v should drink some coffe

Oh, I know that's not true! I am....horny! lol Sorry.... I was brought by the twilight to tempt all men with dark desire.

^ likes being in charge < has little preference regarding hair. Though I do like facial hair. < does prefer hair to no hair v has been missed.

Cheese goes beyond even EPIC but it's close! I am sex incarnate!

Wouldn't it be great to spend the whole day devoted to sex? You'd need to eat at some point to keep up your energy but it's a delicious thought.

I am extremely ticklish which makes every inch of my skin hypersensitive....more than once playful tickling has dissolved into sweaty, gotta have you right here and right now sex

I am so hot, my nickname's SuperNova

If my friends from back home knew that I had sex in the parking lot of the church....they would shit a brick! lol

I invented CHEESE! I so win!

Somewhat guilty....I'm usually attracted to older men but occasionally a younger one will steal my heart. G/NG: watching porn with your lover?

My Dad was like that too but I took after our fairskinned Irish relatives I have never gone skiing.

and a lawyer

Let's try veggies 2) Kevin and Rob (M/M) With deep indigo eyes Kevin was known to be the best_ cucumber_ in the land. However the one thing that made his heart flutter with desire to _cauliflower_ was Rob. How could he not crave that _chard_ hunk of Rob's hot,_sweet potato_? As he entered the desolate room he spied the golden haired Rob in the corner. "There you are!" Kevin pointed at him, "I have been wanting to _squash_ your_mushroom_ all day long! Are you ready to _pumpkin_ to me?" With a half arrogant smirk, Rob nodded, "Do you think you can make me_lentil_ your_bok choy_?" Kevin began to feel his _cabbage_ rising to the occasion, "Yeah I bet I can make you!" he accepted the challenge. Both men closed the gap between them and Rob instantly reached out and_beet_ on Bob's_rhubarb_. "What did you think of that, you big _arugula_?" Rob asked with his own _jalapeno_ growing. "Oh,_chickpea_!" Kevin moaned in _rutabaga_ and now his _endive_body began to grab Rob with _tomato_ intent! Both mens hands began to_chive_ as their _turnips_ met in a passionate_spinach_. With frenzied speed Kevin began to undo Rob's_broccoli_ and freed his_brussel sprout__. Rob shivered in want and anticipation of the _sweet pepper_ he knew Kevin would give him. "Yeah, I want it _chard_ and long!" Rob breathed in deeply. Kevin now _okra_ Rob's body and began to _artichoke_ his_carrot_ against Rob's_eggplant_. Both men began to _shallot_ in a deep passion as they_celery_ on one another. Rob felt Kevin's _kale_ filling up his tight_watercress_ and he groaned in passion as he felt his own_green onion_ getting ready to_leek_. Reaching around he began to stroke Kevin's_zucchini_ as both men began to hit_potato__. Afterwards Rob looked at Kevin with a look of _avocado_ and said, "You can make me _summer squash_ anyday!" The end! Anyone hungry?

It's all about the birds and bees...the sweet sounding, brightly colored bird distracts women while the bee flies up and BAM! Stings them! They swell up and pop out a baby! (I know it's weak! LOL)

Uncle Cracker (btw...the letter U is a bitch! )