JayDee

These are my current stats for the HP Subdomain. They demonstrate why it's a good thing I don't write for the feedback! 12 stories 67 reviews 170 star rating votes 242902 Hits

Actually, I nearly had shit hitting the Fan in my Orc sex story. The Boy Who Ate Shit And... ...and another stomach strengthend by archive moderation! Thank you! As with PW I do feel a little bad that you read it. It's pretty niche and frankly scat's right up there with canniblism, torture snuff, overly young characters and Ayn Rand fandom for things that most readers are understandably keen to scroll right past. If a writer I really like had a minor1 tag I'd give it a miss! I wouldn't have minded if I got no reviews for this one! It's nice of you to offer some kinds words, though. As for palete-cleansers - the House White at the manor has proven more popular than the monthly decanting of House Red.

The Boy Who Ate Shit And... Part 1! A story that may leave a bad taste in the mouth! Where Nymphadora Necrophilia proved inexplicably popular, this one'll prove inexplicable! Good thing I don't take the star ratings to heart - first rating was within 10-12 hits and for one star. I'd be willing to bet they didn't read it, just saw the title and codes and BAM! Heh. Anyway, a review: Nooooooo! I mean, thank you for the review! I suspect reviewing may be a little constipated on this one so getting any comment is cool, and you're really kind with your praise for Bellatrix' vilness but Noooooo! You shouldn't put yourself through something like this if you don't have too! You'd just end up feeling wiped out Poor Harry, indeed. Us fanfic writers have put him through so much. Though at least I didn't change his name to Drake Quaksforth and move him to a single man-mother's hostel in New York. Though that may come in an AU. But where did Bellatrix learn the Brown Arts? Is Harry the the kind of Potty to take Bellatrix' breakfast kneeling down? Or will he wreak his terrible miasmatic revenge? Find out only in part number 2! Or possible also in part 3 if I run out of words.

Pen Name: JayDee Story link: The Boy Who Ate Shit And… - Part 1 Review replies link: Review Replies -Harry Potter Type of fic: Flashfic Rating: Adult ++ Fandom: Harry Potter Pairing: Harry/Bellatrix Warnings: Bond, B-mod, CBT, ChallengeFic, COMPLETE, Contro, Humil, M/F, Minor2, Other, PWP, Rape, Rim, Scat, Solo

Yeah, that'll work!

Oh yeah, I wasn't shocked or upset or anything like that - just unexpected!

I would like to request that someone writes a hot filthy sex scene between Lord Emsworth and the Empress of Blandings based around the obvious lustful subtext present throughought the books. Thanks for your time and considering this request.

"READ THIS STORY OR I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL"

Wait, I got it! The little transparent bit. Ok, I literally didn't see that for minutes of looking. Sorry for taking your time!

I looked for one, same as with the forum sections, but the sidebar seems to have taken the header with it - http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c166/JoanDoePictures/screencap_zpsdgjxwgo6.jpg So I can't see where to click!

I somehow no longer have the status updates bar on the right hand side of my screen (also latest posts and richest members, though I didn't use those because view new content button is easier!) I wasn't paying attention and I think I must have clicked one of those buttons that hides the whole sidebar, same as some of the forum sections have. My tech support question is, where is the button to unhide? I've scrolled up and down and checked the FAQ and seem to be missing it! For the forum sections the unhide button stays in the same place as when it is a hide button, but seemingly not for the sidebar. (I know I can view them here but it was useful to see on the sidebar!) Sorry for taking up the time of anybody who knows the answer! Or doesn't know the answer but reads anyway. Or doesn't know the answer but reads and comments anyway. Although I'm less sorry to the last bunch.

Yeah! We wouldn't give up! We didn't surrender! And I still have a soft spot for the grouchy badger alchemist from the frittle story I did.

Adduced Callipygian Embrangle Embrocation Frittle Gallimaufry Incondite Invidious Opprobrium Paronomasia Quidam Sobriquet Vilipend ...I wore out my finger flipping off the threads.

I didn't suffer alone!

Maybe that statement on FF.net is meant to be deceiving. [/evil laugh]

From a quick search, a story under their FF profile, Behind Closed Doors, is under the username Shadow15 here on AFF so presume this is their AFF account: http://anime.adult-fanfiction.org/authors.php?no=1296898761 They don't seem to have the story deception there though. Possibly the yaoi features in another of their stories here?

I actually find drabbles harder to write than the flashfics. Trying to do a drabble well is one of the toughest things for me. It's even tougher than haiku (Warning: Link: NSFW, death, gore, poetry) I'll check it out though. S'nice to see the prompts get used - I did a story for the first 52 and then had to stop. Mostly because of PETA protests.

I gotta agree with SlapNuts really. And not just because I still feel kind've like I affected your celeb porn career. I think if you press on and write what you like to write you'd surely find it happier and more fulfilling experience as a writer! That's all. As a hobbyist I've generally gone with what I felt like writing. The thing with written internet porn is a lot of positive and negative comments you get are not necessarily about the quality of writing (although for the record, I think the first three chapters flowed well!) but about the specific kink/fetish/whathaveyou used and how much it aroused or un-aroused the reviewer. There will always be folks who particularly like a specific thing, no matter how niche, and generally an even more vocal subset who don't like it if a story with one kink type (molested tv star) suddenly includes another (florida's family values) - I got a bit of a negative feedback from putting a rimming scene in one story that hadn't had anything like that in previous chapters, but I thought it belonged there, so I was like screw it. I got that one licked. I think that's probably why you've had some less positive replies here thought, but there will undoubtedly have been still far more silent perverts reading and enjoying what you did wrote. Hell, folks just tend not to review a lot anyway. On the other hand, cheerfully taking the Charles Dickens route is kind've awesome too. Though you might have to spend time in downmarket east London drinking pits and whorehouses for research. (Not the East London of South Africa, although I'm sure it has many fine drinking pits and whorehouses).

Ah, yeah, as I noted in the celeb thread I avoid minor1 (and the younger part of the minor2 range!) stuff, so I'll skip part 4 as well. Good luck with it all though, and I know you'll find quite a lot of folks who are into it!

Is it going to be... romance?

Phytoerotic Asphyxiation Thanks for your review! The last Mario game I played was Super Mario 64 which, goddamn, is getting on for 20 years old. That makes me feel kind've old. Daisy was created for the Game Boy game, Super Mario Land and she's basically kicked around in various of the other games ever since. Guess Luigi needed a Princess to date too! Piranha Plants probably can't do that, but I figured anybody picking up on the canon would be more concerned about the whole "Peach-using-Daisy-as-a-toilet-and-killing-her" thing I'm glad that you liked it, and thanks again for the review!

Always good in fiction! Less good when hitchhiking.

Thanks! I probably oughta do more. But, you know, lazy muse...

Phytoerotic Asphyxiation is the result of me mocking my muse for not coming up with porn. I'm working on another, longer, original, story with porn in the middle. Took a break for this. Got some reviews! And 290 hits! and the shock realisation that one extra dot is needed for the subject ellipsis! Thanks for your review, BW! WS never bothers me, but then I've had cheap wine from the less salubrious stores in Kentucky. Bit of a palate cleanser really after that. Yeah, Bowser's gonna get both Kingdoms! He's one smart lizard. Except, possibly, for getting caught every time. Of course Zelda'll steal both kingoms off him by being secretly even more evil. Maybe. Thanks DG! I do sometimes feel a little bad about y'all staff having to read the creepy shit. At least it's short and not too painfully constructed in terms of writing. I'll probably re-read it in a month and see a horrible clanger in syntax. Thanks Anon! Yeah, it's definately not a vanilla fic, s'why I left my bigger disclaimer and codes at the top of the page which I didn't do for most of the previous prompt fics I did. Wanted to give folks a chance to turn back. Good of you to check it through though and leave a comment - 290 hits and 3 reviews isn't a bad ratio for me! Thanks again all.

Pen Name: JayDee Story link: Phytoerotic Asphyxiation Review replies link: Review Replies -Games Type of fic: Flashfic Rating: Adult + Fandom: Super Mario Bros / Super Mario Land. Pairing: Piranha Plant/Daisy, Daisy/Peach Warnings: ChallengeFic, Complete, Contro, F/F, MCD, Nec, Oneshot, Oral, PWP, Rape, Solo, WS, Xeno (If more/less tags or rating required I hope a mod will advise. Been a while since I did one like this).