JayDee

Adduced Callipygian Embrangle Embrocation Frittle Gallimaufry Incondite Invidious Opprobrium Paronomasia Quidam Sobriquet Vilipend ...I wore out my finger flipping off the threads.

I didn't suffer alone!

Maybe that statement on FF.net is meant to be deceiving. [/evil laugh]

From a quick search, a story under their FF profile, Behind Closed Doors, is under the username Shadow15 here on AFF so presume this is their AFF account: http://anime.adult-fanfiction.org/authors.php?no=1296898761 They don't seem to have the story deception there though. Possibly the yaoi features in another of their stories here?

I actually find drabbles harder to write than the flashfics. Trying to do a drabble well is one of the toughest things for me. It's even tougher than haiku (Warning: Link: NSFW, death, gore, poetry) I'll check it out though. S'nice to see the prompts get used - I did a story for the first 52 and then had to stop. Mostly because of PETA protests.

I gotta agree with SlapNuts really. And not just because I still feel kind've like I affected your celeb porn career. I think if you press on and write what you like to write you'd surely find it happier and more fulfilling experience as a writer! That's all. As a hobbyist I've generally gone with what I felt like writing. The thing with written internet porn is a lot of positive and negative comments you get are not necessarily about the quality of writing (although for the record, I think the first three chapters flowed well!) but about the specific kink/fetish/whathaveyou used and how much it aroused or un-aroused the reviewer. There will always be folks who particularly like a specific thing, no matter how niche, and generally an even more vocal subset who don't like it if a story with one kink type (molested tv star) suddenly includes another (florida's family values) - I got a bit of a negative feedback from putting a rimming scene in one story that hadn't had anything like that in previous chapters, but I thought it belonged there, so I was like screw it. I got that one licked. I think that's probably why you've had some less positive replies here thought, but there will undoubtedly have been still far more silent perverts reading and enjoying what you did wrote. Hell, folks just tend not to review a lot anyway. On the other hand, cheerfully taking the Charles Dickens route is kind've awesome too. Though you might have to spend time in downmarket east London drinking pits and whorehouses for research. (Not the East London of South Africa, although I'm sure it has many fine drinking pits and whorehouses).

Ah, yeah, as I noted in the celeb thread I avoid minor1 (and the younger part of the minor2 range!) stuff, so I'll skip part 4 as well. Good luck with it all though, and I know you'll find quite a lot of folks who are into it!

Is it going to be... romance?

Phytoerotic Asphyxiation Thanks for your review! The last Mario game I played was Super Mario 64 which, goddamn, is getting on for 20 years old. That makes me feel kind've old. Daisy was created for the Game Boy game, Super Mario Land and she's basically kicked around in various of the other games ever since. Guess Luigi needed a Princess to date too! Piranha Plants probably can't do that, but I figured anybody picking up on the canon would be more concerned about the whole "Peach-using-Daisy-as-a-toilet-and-killing-her" thing I'm glad that you liked it, and thanks again for the review!

Always good in fiction! Less good when hitchhiking.

Thanks! I probably oughta do more. But, you know, lazy muse...

Phytoerotic Asphyxiation is the result of me mocking my muse for not coming up with porn. I'm working on another, longer, original, story with porn in the middle. Took a break for this. Got some reviews! And 290 hits! and the shock realisation that one extra dot is needed for the subject ellipsis! Thanks for your review, BW! WS never bothers me, but then I've had cheap wine from the less salubrious stores in Kentucky. Bit of a palate cleanser really after that. Yeah, Bowser's gonna get both Kingdoms! He's one smart lizard. Except, possibly, for getting caught every time. Of course Zelda'll steal both kingoms off him by being secretly even more evil. Maybe. Thanks DG! I do sometimes feel a little bad about y'all staff having to read the creepy shit. At least it's short and not too painfully constructed in terms of writing. I'll probably re-read it in a month and see a horrible clanger in syntax. Thanks Anon! Yeah, it's definately not a vanilla fic, s'why I left my bigger disclaimer and codes at the top of the page which I didn't do for most of the previous prompt fics I did. Wanted to give folks a chance to turn back. Good of you to check it through though and leave a comment - 290 hits and 3 reviews isn't a bad ratio for me! Thanks again all.

Pen Name: JayDee Story link: Phytoerotic Asphyxiation Review replies link: Review Replies -Games Type of fic: Flashfic Rating: Adult + Fandom: Super Mario Bros / Super Mario Land. Pairing: Piranha Plant/Daisy, Daisy/Peach Warnings: ChallengeFic, Complete, Contro, F/F, MCD, Nec, Oneshot, Oral, PWP, Rape, Solo, WS, Xeno (If more/less tags or rating required I hope a mod will advise. Been a while since I did one like this).

Well, I avoided porn fanfic by reading the bible. Mostly for all the sexy bits.

Two movie story reviews! Thanks for these also! "Poppies! Poppies!" Yeah, ya gotta have a laugh at some of the stranger pairings! I think, and I may be wrong here, but I think the Tin Man was actually originally a flesh and blood guy who got all his parts replaced. But they might have had a different explanation in the movie, been a while since I saw it. I actually found the unturnable hourglass way scarier when I was a kid. I dunno why, but lets face it - time fucks most of us in the end. Damn that pimp daddy time. You couldn't blame the lion! He's gonna have a spiny feline cock! It'd leave a mark! . Maybe if Tin Man had more rivets... You Can Take The Boy Out Of The Moisture Farm... Dark Side Leia is more realistic than death eater Ron! I mean, sure, Luke resisted it but Leia would've totally been "I can do my hair how? I'm in!" Maybe that'll be the new film and she'll be the one to kill Han and Chewie. Or not. Yeah, I was never much of one for the happy ending rape fics. Though out of a deep commitment to hypocrisy I did some later. Well, thanks again for all your reviews! I hope you didn't waste too much time on that stuff. Some of it is kind've embarrassing to look back over. Don't take my word for it, check out the topless robot quotes.

Stargirl: Alien Mother, one of my first stories under the JD username (It's actually on one site with a discarded-after-two-stories username, but the same email!) A review: Well, one thing hasn't changed. I still like facehuggers. Beeen working on and off on an Alien story for a few years. Even if the VGCats face full of alien wing wang portrayal cracked me up so darn much, Thanks also for this review! I got into Stargirl through the JSA run at the ass end of the 90s/early 2000s when I still got to read a lot of comics. Savage was always portrayed as a total asshole in the comics I used to read, so I figured he did make a good fit. I did like the original ending myself! You don't need to see extra stuff, it's enough to have an air of horror. Well, that's what the original Alien suggested anyhow.

...and now at 22805 hits, another review for Nymphadora Necrophilia. Three reviews in the last 11468 hits! It's on fire! Thank you for your review on this story! and the other three on other stories!. You must have had an assload of free time I've never been much of one for going back to stories. I tend to fire and forget. Obviously this was pretty controversial for Harry Potter fandom, contiaining niche paraphilias like hetero and less than entirely handsome people, but I'm pretty happy with how it turned out and it's nice to see it is still being read! A Bellatrix follow up would be kind've fun, though to stay on theme I'd have to come up with more corpses than fiction's greatest serial killer, Miss Marple, for folks to interfere with. Oh come on, wherever Marple went, dead folks. Jessica Fletcher was just as bad. I still say the best thing to come out of this story is the fake ESPN commentary further up page 2 of this thread

...well, now I feel terrible. I totally didn't mean for you to take stuff offline. I feel like a censor and I didn't even get to use a big black pen. Is not what I meant... ah well, as long as you keep writing and creating in some way is all good. Now I will flee before your fans devour me!

I too didn't post to try and dissuade you or anybody! I just figured since you'd seen it as being less popular, I ought to explain why since I knew I'd made some less than positive posts about my old RPF (like those linked above). I guess a lot of the younger stars have grown up in an internet world and so, while more likely to find and read fanfiction (and possibly write and share it themselves) they might well be less likely to be as shocked or offended by nasty fanfic, because they'd know that the internet is full of assholes like me or every single commenter on youtube. Still don't like the idea of 'em seeing my old stuff though. I guess that's a fair part of the problem for me though, because while not all of my RPF was for unpleasant themes, a lot sure was and it's probably a lot worse for someone to find/be sent/be asked to read on the Tonight Show/something about them, say, being screwed by an animal (except, you know, country music stars) to take an example from one of my old stories, than about a mary sue-ish romantic handholding story. Those are probably just mildly creepy. Unless the writer knows something that they could only know from being in the stars house. "The fanfiction is coming from inside your house! Get out now!" "Oh gawd, no!" Anyway, yeah, I just went and was more negative again. Sorry. I'll stop posting in the thread unless I can think of something positive... uh... creativity! personal expression! Free written porn! Not agreeing with what people fap to, but defending to the climax their right to fap! There ya go. God bless the ACLU's secularism drive! Stand up comedian sings and talks about erotic Harry Potter fanfic from about 2.33! That's funny and positive! But, obviously, there's someone on TV who would find fanfic about herself!

...and I'm probably the user you've seen being somewhat anti-real person fanfiction from a personal perspective. I used to write it. I think I had 12 or 13 stories at one point. Internet being the internet, they're still out there somewhere. I did a couple since then that my muse made me write and those you won't find. They're at the bottom of a well, guarded by a girl with long black hair. Initially I stopped because of various lawsuits and criminal prosecutions against writers of real person stories in various worldwide jurisdictions that made me feel it was not worth the hassle, later I stayed stopped because of things like this, and this, and similarly, with Twitter and the rest of social media it is ridiculously easy for those fics now to be sent to the subject of the story in question by trolls. general nutjobs or anybody with access to Sony's email server. Hell, Jimmy Kimmel has the subjects of rude tweets read them out, and you can go on youtube and see other hosts get the likes of Daniel Radcliffe to read slash. So that's another reason, I just don't like to think how celebrities would feel if they read something I'd written. Especially as many of my stories were at the, uh, less romantic end of the spectrum. Still, other folks have fun writing and reading them and I don't have any problems with that so it's fair to say my opinion is fairly self centred. For me, it's definitely the real person being involved that stops me. Take them out and I'm pretty fine with most content. I'll avoid things with characters below 16 in sexual situations but beyond that I'll try most things. I've even re-written one or two of my old celeb stories into non-celeb stories to re-use the better descriptive passages (that's relatively speaking, of course, better for me is still trash!). Any fantasy that needs to be shared feels, to me, like it can be written with a fictional character, even an "OC" with strong similarities to a famous person. Apart from a RPF gaining additional readers from fans of a specific celebrity, which writing hobbyists always enjoy, there don't seem to be other benefits except, well, folks enjoy writing real person fiction. I did. And that's why, although for my own personal reasons I've stopped I don't hold anything against folks who do still write them or share them, or have them tattooed across their back so that Nathan Lane can read them in that long fantasised chance encounter in Broadway men's room. Look! A RPF ref! Aren't I the most awful hypocrite! Anyway, good luck with your celeb fics and I wish you all the best.

VOTE HILTON/SORVINO IN 2038. Don't Let "It" Happen Again. [/Eagle Flying Past Fluttering Flag And Scenes From WW3 Battlefields]

Not on here, but I swear I saw a stack of books about white trash zombies in the store not to long ago. I guess nobody'd notice...

Huh, well that's good news for the original poster. I guess with it being on FF.not we can rule out the Kentucky obscenity theory.

When I first heard about Naruto, I misheard and thought the fish Princess from Zelda had her own split off.

Must... resist... urge... to write... Naruto... guro...