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  1. GeorgeGlass

    Ten questions I'd ask various superheroes if they were real:

    1. Squirrel Girl: What are you going to call yourself when you're forty?
    2. Black Panther and Aquaman: Shouldn't you guys be, like, at home settling trade disputes instead of running around in tight pants?
    3. Martian Manhunter: Suspenders with shorts? Is that a Martian thing?
    4. America Chavez: If you just gently poked some cookie dough with your finger, would it make star shapes?
    5. Iron Man: What do you do if you have an itch?
    6. Beast Boy: So, when you turn into an animal, is it always a boy animal?
    7. Wolverine: If you and Vandal Savage got in a fight, which of you do you think would get bored and go home first?
    8. The Flash: Do women actually like the speed thing? Because, you know...
    9. The Thing: Do you think the right moisturizer would help?
    10. Violet Parr: Have you ever searched your own name on a site called Rule34?

  2. InvidiaRed

    Everyone loves a match made in hell.

  3. InvidiaRed

    Everyone loves a match made in hell.

  4. JayDee

    I have progressed from starting stories and not finishing them to not starting stories. Well, ok, regressed then. Which is a shame as the next unfinished one would have been about a guy finding out his Mom had a twin after finally meeting the rest of the family (after his Mom’s falling out before he was born). It’d have been dead pervy as there’d be an attraction on both sides.

  5. WillowDarkling

    Alrighty then… Terminology final assignment done, created a terminology list for fan fiction… let’s see how that goes :D 

  6. GeorgeGlass

    While browsing Paheal, I accidentally clicked on an ad link, and now ads for Eve's Toys are appearing in the middle of news articles when I read them on my phone. Time to clear my cache, methinks.

  7. InBrightestDay

    You guys ever find yourselves shipping a pairing you know you shouldn’t?  Like maybe the relationship isn’t exactly healthy, or one of the characters is a hero and the other is the villain, or something like that, but you still kind of like seeing them together?

    1. JayDee

      JayDee

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      GeorgeGlass

      Star/Ludo romance. Enough said.

      I kinda want to get on the wrong side of Labyrinth fans and write some Sarah/Ludo.

      “So hairy!”

      “Look, it’s the 80s ok,” muttered Sarah, stepping from her panties.

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      InBrightestDay

      I’d forgotten about some of the stuff you’ve written.  I’ll take your word on the Adoring Fan pairing.

      The Adoring Fan was especially famous for people leading him to the highest sheer cliff reachable in game, and then causing him to have the kind of accident referred to as “natural causes” for Russian doctors. And then three days later he’d rise again completely unaware like some kind of mentally challenged Jesus.

      I’m sure if you did know the fandom you’d be as appalled as anyone at some big muscular orc warrior woman getting into various sexual situations with a scrawny little wood elf fuck.

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      If you haven’t seen AgK, then on the left is the hero of the show.  On the right is the villain of the show...who canonically has a massive crush on said hero, and this isn’t one of them harmless, goofy bad guys.

      When she was introduced in a city she’d just conquered with corpses impaled on spikes and all, I was “Oh, hell yes, this is going to be such a badass villain!” and I wasn’t wrong.

      And then she caught sight of the hero and blushed so hard it was probably visible from space and I was like “Oh, God, this is hilarious,” and her affection and his NOPE continued to be hilarious.

      And then eventually I realized “Oh, no...God help me I think I’m into this.”

      So, again, with regards to shipping, I know I shouldn’t...but I am.

      I haven’t seen the show, but I’m sure you’d do a good job of writing a romance wth an utterly evil character.

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  8. InBrightestDay

    You guys ever find yourselves shipping a pairing you know you shouldn’t?  Like maybe the relationship isn’t exactly healthy, or one of the characters is a hero and the other is the villain, or something like that, but you still kind of like seeing them together?

    1. JayDee

      JayDee

      Bree and Aravis in The Horse and His Cock

      The player character and the Adoring Fan from Ending the Fan (...shipping the Fan with *anyone* is a crime against good taste, by Azura...)

      Chummy x Trixie from last part of Corrupt the Midwife

      Alyx Vance and Kleiner from Kleiner Inside 'er as a one shot

      Just off the top of my head!

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  9. InBrightestDay

    You guys ever find yourselves shipping a pairing you know you shouldn’t?  Like maybe the relationship isn’t exactly healthy, or one of the characters is a hero and the other is the villain, or something like that, but you still kind of like seeing them together?

    1. JayDee

      JayDee

      Yes. Yes I have. And it ain’t even my worst crime against good taste!

       

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  10. JayDee

    I have progressed from starting stories and not finishing them to not starting stories. Well, ok, regressed then. Which is a shame as the next unfinished one would have been about a guy finding out his Mom had a twin after finally meeting the rest of the family (after his Mom’s falling out before he was born). It’d have been dead pervy as there’d be an attraction on both sides.

  11. JayDee

    I have progressed from starting stories and not finishing them to not starting stories. Well, ok, regressed then. Which is a shame as the next unfinished one would have been about a guy finding out his Mom had a twin after finally meeting the rest of the family (after his Mom’s falling out before he was born). It’d have been dead pervy as there’d be an attraction on both sides.

  12. WritingDude

    There goes another cat :(

  13. SteelHyaena

    I’m ba-ack!!

  14. GeorgeGlass

    My evolving list of chores:

    1. Clean and polish front door
    2. Buy caulk for cabinets
    3. Laundry

    1. Swap out front-door wreath that's been there since Christmas
    2. Clean and polish front door
    3. Buy caulk for cabinets
    4. Laundry

    1. Buy poison for wasps' nest on front door frame
    2. Swap out front-door wreath that's been there since Christmas
    3. Clean and polish front door
    4. Buy caulk for cabinets
    5. Laundry

    I’m never gonna get to that laundry.

  15. InvidiaRed

    Behold! turning a child friendly movie into straight horror

  16. InvidiaRed

    Dreams are weird indeed. Anyone else getting them?

    For tornadoes can jump

    and to observe disaster separated by cracking glass.

    Elur of 3?

    1. JayDee

      JayDee

      [After death]

      Me: So, I understand there was no scorekeeper?

      Anubis: *Pulls out my heart, puts it on a scale which drops so fast the feather on the other side is catapulted into space*

      Me: Is… is that bad?

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  17. InvidiaRed

    Dreams are weird indeed. Anyone else getting them?

    For tornadoes can jump

    and to observe disaster separated by cracking glass.

    Elur of 3?

    1. JayDee

      JayDee

      I’m starting stories I’m just not finishing stories!

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  18. GeorgeGlass

    My evolving list of chores:

    1. Clean and polish front door
    2. Buy caulk for cabinets
    3. Laundry

    1. Swap out front-door wreath that's been there since Christmas
    2. Clean and polish front door
    3. Buy caulk for cabinets
    4. Laundry

    1. Buy poison for wasps' nest on front door frame
    2. Swap out front-door wreath that's been there since Christmas
    3. Clean and polish front door
    4. Buy caulk for cabinets
    5. Laundry

    I’m never gonna get to that laundry.

  19. InvidiaRed

    Dreams are weird indeed. Anyone else getting them?

    For tornadoes can jump

    and to observe disaster separated by cracking glass.

    Elur of 3?

    1. JayDee

      JayDee

      That’s the one!

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      The tentacles all moved at once through the darkness. The pillow shuddered as the four strongest, most powerful, targeted Chandler’s limbs with far more strength than their thin mass would have suggested possible.

      I’m a monster.

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  20. InvidiaRed

    Dreams are weird indeed. Anyone else getting them?

    For tornadoes can jump

    and to observe disaster separated by cracking glass.

    Elur of 3?

    1. JayDee

      JayDee

      I managed that one “Chandler gets fucked by a tentacle thing and almost everybody’s memory gets altered” story. Probably my limit!

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  21. BronxWench

    I want to wish a very Happy Birthday to the amazing Melrick! If it were possible, I’d send you a Key Lime pie from JG Melon’s, but you’ll have to settle for a virtual hug. :hug:

     

  22. InvidiaRed

    Dreams are weird indeed. Anyone else getting them?

    For tornadoes can jump

    and to observe disaster separated by cracking glass.

    Elur of 3?

    1. JayDee

      JayDee

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      And shockingly, that’s not a story JayDee has written (I checked)!

      “What’s it like up there Ross?”

      *depressed voice* “Hiiiiigggghhhh”

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  23. BronxWench

    Wishing the very happiest of birthdays to my dear Pittwitch. Love you!

    :bday: :wish: :cheers: :twirl:

  24. InvidiaRed

    Dreams are weird indeed. Anyone else getting them?

    For tornadoes can jump

    and to observe disaster separated by cracking glass.

    Elur of 3?

    1. JayDee

      JayDee

      “I can dream now, Joey. Oh, you wouldn't believe what I can dream of now..”

      Hellraiser 3.

      And not that one banned episode of Friends where they hung Ross from the ceiling with chains.

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  25. GeorgeGlass

    Ten ways you'll explain to your grandkids all those pictures of you in a face mask.

    1. "This was right before I fought Goro in the semifinals."

    2. "Unfortunately, our Kickstarter campaign for M*A*S*H: The Musical only collected a dollar eighty-nine."

    3. “Yeah, your gramma really loved it when I’d put on this mask and- You know what, never mind.”

    4. “They used to make all the ugly kids wear these. I hope puberty is kinder to you than it was to me.”

    5. "...an' I did it all with nothin' but my horse, my pearl-handled six-shooter, an' that there mask."

    6. “I could teach you, but be warned: The way of the shinobi is not an easy one.”

    7. “On the up side, I got paid five hundred dollars for being on When Rhinoplasties Go Wrong.”

    8. “This was long before you could just buy a kit to make meth.”

    9. “Safe sex made one hell of a comeback in the 2020s.”

    10. “I tell you, the very last thing you want when you’re fighting zombies is to smash one in the head and get splatter in your mouth.”

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