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It’s a funny thing – I haven’t seen the TV show yet, but one of the things I’m looking forward to is seeing if there’s as much food porn. With the books I’m convinced that
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Story should also be 35% descriptions of food.
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To really capture the feeling of the series, write a story and leave it unfinished.
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“Stop scrolling! Are you ready to read the best story you’ve ever read? Great! You can read this piece of shit until you find it. Rape, snuff, MAGA”.
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I’m going to tackle this as a dog: Woof. Woof. Sniffs ass.
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Hah! When I went to Resident Evil, there’s actually a subsection for RE crossovers anyway so I’ve now got the only story in it!
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Thanks for the info! Both of the remaining oneshots I forgot to post are firmly in one setting that has a catagory with a single thing from another so it’s easy to see where to put ‘em now. I try not to get dragons peevish. Not since the incident. Though that crater did make a fine lake eventually.
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Hi all, Just wanted to throw out there that it’s now looking unlikely that I’ll be able to finish this request due mostly to time passed and my lack of writing time. I’m very sorry to Julpups, especially and they provided a lot of extra detail and info and took time to work on thrashing it out with me. Should anybody else wish to take this idea up for them and wanted to use anything I’d suggested/put in, please feel free. I hope to one day manage something on a smaller scale with a Willow gangbang and hope that someone else still takes the story up and writes it as Julpups envisaged.
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Hi, I seem to recall that loading stories before with multiple fandoms the general rule was to put the story in whichever of the settings was mostly used. Now I see that under Misc there’s a lot of crossover catagories and a mention of crossover catagories in the guidelines that may well have been there before but with the time elapsed I can’t remember. Would a crossover story need to go in the misc> crossover catagory now, or does it stll ok to put it in the mostly-set-in fandom? and if it should be in misc>crossover should I be looking to move my older stories into that cat if/when I have time? Thanks for your time. ~JD
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Ending the Fan Thank you for your review. I’m really happy to hear you liked this story and find it re-readable. I feel that this story and “Shokan Lust” are the two best things I ever wrote. Mostly by luck. It’s really nice of you to add a review. I remember planning out a prequel fic to explain how Moz got into the Imperial Prison Cell at the start of Oblivion, it was going to be called “Before She Was Shameless” but I never got around to it. I also had a oneshot based around the Staff of the Everscamp quest that I only ever got planned out. Definitely could have done more with the character, but at least Ending the Fan had a beginning and an end. Thanks again!
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Unattractive, but Redeemable Flaws
JayDee replied to CloverReef's topic in Original Character Development
Character picks nose and eats off his finger. Can’t use the “It’s good for immune system” excuse. Otherwise decent person, just a disgusting habit they’re semi-oblivious too. Other character wants to break them of it. It works then… they start chewing their toenails. Because flaws are interesting. -
How do you know that someone big company has already stolen from you
JayDee replied to a topic in Plagiarism
Zombie Charles Perrault is still pissed. -
Do you write smut that doesn't personally excite you?
JayDee replied to Keltiel's topic in Writers' Corner
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Do you write smut that doesn't personally excite you?
JayDee replied to Keltiel's topic in Writers' Corner
Elijah did some the voice about 10-12 years ago. I don’t know if he’s done newer, or indeed if there’s been any newer since then! It certainly wasn’t him on the original playstation game I’ve written scat! Like rimming, I guess it is a matter of taste. Sticking your tongue up an ass isn’t that terrible. Especially if you’ve bought food from a late night burger van. One thing I did write about outside of my usual tastes that lost me a lot of long time readers and generated a lot of both anger and concern was a story with loving consensual sex within marriage. To this day the only review is of a “What the fuck did I just read” nature. I doubt I’ll make that mistake again. I can’t see me ever writing a Minor1 story. I doubt I’d even feel comfortable writing minor2 characters under 16 (that being the all-genders age of consent in my locality and, for some reason, Rhode Island, USA.) I had a request once that made me feel pretty ill. And found out that “Toddlercon” isn’t a gathering of parents of young children in the same way that “ComicCon” is often a gathering of portly gentlemen with unshaven necks and well-tipped fedoras comics fans. -
Do you write smut that doesn't personally excite you?
JayDee replied to Keltiel's topic in Writers' Corner
I’ve done the occasional risque story too. I’ve written some things that didn’t appeal to me specifically just because that was the request/story exchange. I suppose the biggest example was probably three or so Spyro the Dragon things (one full story, and a couple brief scenes) for a fan. I just don’t see the appeal of him as a sexual character at all. Not even when he was voiced by Elijah Wood. In terms of getting off anyway It seems like a lot of us would rather read someone else’s stuff even with themes we like. -
I totally should have quoted Desiderius Price from the previous page as, reading back this morning, without that quoted the above post looks like I just like ass.
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Why professional wrestling is on the celebrity section?
JayDee replied to Aged's topic in General Staff Questions
I realise this is an old thing but I don’t get around here too much now… anyhoo just wanted to say I always figured there ought to be a section under real people for wrasslin and a section under TV with the difference being for stories based on storylines and personas and the one under celeb just being for stories based the the folks portraying them. It’s like… years ago I did a story based on the storyline version of the late Balls Mahoney from ECW/WWE, but if I’d posted here it would’ve been a celeb story. That never made no sense to me because I didn’t know anything ‘bout Jonathan Rechner who played the character. Pro-wrasslin/sports entertainment isn’t any different to any other soap opera. Expect there’s probably more unexpected pregnancy storylines in the wrasslin. Ahh well. Some folks like the performers, some folks like the characters. Me? It was always the characters. -
It’s true! While cocks, fingers, tongues and toys in assholes are appreciated the most, assholes on their own doing what assholes do are also popular.
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One thing, whenever I see “Lol, I suck at summaries just read” or similar I don’t. Because if you can’t even put that effort in to write something then it doesn’t bode well for the story. And now I must fly off mysteriously.
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I’ve never seen a video game character so relieved as Link was when Ruto had to go be the Water Sage instead of marrying him. I mean, his heart clearly belonged to Epona. Well… the Firefly universe is half-Chinese*, and Mal ended up married to yo-saff-bridge with a dance and accepting wine and flowers. Although how much of that was actual local marriage tradition and how much was the devil wumman conning ‘em… eh. *Nobody told the casting director, admittedly.
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I tried adult roleplay once. Instructions unclear. Had a hell of a time getting the 20 sided dice out of my ass.
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“I’d like some food brought from a time period where people wash their hands after going to the privvy.”
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Now I feel terrible because LL actually responded and said thanks to y’all. I feel like I’m in one of those “...he’s right behind me, isn’t he?” moments. Clearly a thoroughly decent and alright young man after all, and C) was completely wrong. One day LL will find this, if they haven’t already, and think JD is the needlessly offensive and rude one. Which is actually true, so fair enough there. But thanks for helping ‘em, I mean I wouldn’t have asked here normally if it hadn’t been bugging me too after my initial assumption.
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Winning isn’t everything. Grammar may be!