Shinju

Seven of Nine from Voyager

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Because they don't clean out their ears well enough and the dirt builds up in there, forms and autonomous intelligence and tells them to be assholes. Why are some people so damn dirty?

Gloomy Sunday in my pants.

Tuesday

I have. I have never tried to defend myself from a mass chimpanzee attack using only a spork.

(oops, got called out of the room and I forgot, sorry) made by the government to control the mass populous by making them retarded. Pizza is . . .

and that hurt his head.

Kenny G

:::Puts feather in hat and calls said feather macaroni::: :::Pokes person below with a giant box of porn:::

. . . I'd battle the forces of evil while wearing my purple spandex "Jesus suit." If I were a Philip's head screwdriver . . .

I invented your mom.

It's New Year's Eve, biotches! What you be doin' on the party day of all party daze? So are you: drinking 'til you puke? getting crazy with your friends? streaking or flashing a crowd? poking somebody with a stick? playing a spamtastic forum game? doing it with a friend? I'm going to a party with an open bar! Goin' to get drunk and krazy in tha city with some guys I know! Woooowhee!

Yay, thank you! Yoo too. I hope all our dreams come true.

kind of huge wooden object.

spoiled little shits who deserve a good backside tanning.

Me neith . . . wait, no, I think I have. I have never kissed someone of my own gender.

Guilty. G/NG: of being in a bar fight.

I'd be in Disney World on some sort of hallucinogenic drug. If I was a billionaire . . .

You don't have to use the same list, just list all the cereals you like/generally eat.

Cary Grant

Love Is a Many-Splendored Thing (movie)

Tipped-out, Rude, Asinine, Nymphomatic, Stupid, Cunty Old, Nonconformist Transsexuals In Northern Ecuador Needlessly Taunt Attentive Lions. X E N O P H O B I C

If my old church friends could only see today I would be exorcised.

is a roadkill sandwich fit for the Donner party. Sex is like . . .