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Nanaea - I've seen a few and couldn't bring myself to actually read them. I've seen something a bit more disturbing than a fic recently. I was loitering on YouTube looking for latest on Tokio Hotel. Guess what, there are TONS of videos about Bill/Tom (identical twins, 17, lead singer and gutarist). Those videos contain some explicit artwork, manips and suggestive bits cut out of normal vids. Seeing that really irked me, I'll tell you. Not even because I dislike incest, but the fact that so-called "fans" would spend hours to come up with something so intrusive which isn't even true. That gave me a flashback! I had a band fantasy as well, it was an underground rock-band; The premice of that fantasy was me meeting with a lead singer and him being dazzled by my lyrics. Like, the band was in a creative slump and my lyrics were 'IT'. They wanted those lyrics pretty bad, the rest of the story is X-rated. Never written on paper but it was a good wanking material I suppose that most people go through "The Band Fantasy" thing and "The Mary-Sue" one at some point. They are pretty similar. redsliver - Well, biographies are different from fanfiction. Sports and music journalism is so-so, some of it is a bit inflated. At least in sports we have stats and in music - charts. If the song is in top ten then it's probably a bad one, hehe. I am a fan of numbers in those cases. Leonhart29 - Sounds pretty reasonable. I hope that it would come true one day. Writing Biographies seems like a hard work, though. Collecting all the facts, verifying their accuracy and stringing that staff toghether. I am not sure if all Bios are 100% true either. dazzledfirestar - See how the good girl got corrupted by AFF Orgy Kyouryoku Senshi - They actually written about actors themselves, not their characters from X-Files, right? That's exactly the thing that irks me. The same story with Fox Mulder and Dana Scully would be better in my book. Iggy Lovechild - It might be because we don't see actors without being all made-up. If we'd take SMG for example, wash off all make-up and hair-due and look closely, then she most likely would be different from Buffy. Still nice, but tired from getting up at 5:00am and having a 15 hour work day. JM might not be her type in real life either. But, since he is playing the rebelious vampire, people project that image into a real person. It's pretty complicated, really. I am glad that you are into fantasy now I'd like to express my opinion on MSV and Orgy, since so many people refered to them: MSV is a good story and I hope to read the entire thing at some point. It involves real people and characters from HP universe. All real people from this fic have agreed to be in it and have different names in the story. And the story is a parody. MSV is totally OK! The Orgy is involving real people who all agreed to be in it as well. All names are not real either. That would make it OK as well exept... We had some celebrities involved, Alan Rickman and Jessica Simpson and perhaps, some others. Well, the line was crossed at that point, at least in my book. AFF Orgy did cross the line, sorry to say that. It's not a bad thing, just a thing to take notice .

Of course they are! I am scared! *Carefully approaches on trembling legs. Begins to scratch lightly behind the fluffy ear.* Purr...purr...purr... *Extends the petted area to the front of the ear, massaging in slow circles.* PURR...PURR... Just as I said: cute! *runs away with evil cackle.*

I think I know what you mean. I have a list of my favorite Slash posted and people responded with more recs. Well, after checking them out, at least one recommended author had just three chapters posted and then: "If you want more, go to this site." And the link took you to the paysite. My list is only for AFF fics, so I responded with: I am all for good writers getting paid for their work, however the free site should be free of little traps like that. My question is about the different sort of thing, though: Let's say, I get a review which said: "It's the most in-character Severus I have read in fanfics". So, I'd reply with: "Thank you. I've read 'so-and-so' fic and their Severus was pretty IC as well". And they reply with:"OMG! You've read 'so-and-so'! It's the ultimate Sev fic!. They did twist Hermione a bit too much, though." Would this sort of exchange be considered against TOS if 'so-and-so' is not posted on AFF?

It's a good way to burn extra calories Unless if the poor boy can't get out being chained to the bed (Spending free time on one's PC is a valid reason to avoid sports )

Just read through the new TOS and would like to notice that it makes sense. All the points are reasonable and clearly stated. I like 20) a lot 1)c) is pretty good too. 2) is my personal rule 13) made sense but would just mentioning a story which is not posted on AFF be absolutely prohibited? If it's a part of discussion on a fic which is posted? 14)a) and 15) 100% agree. I do feel uneasy reading fantasy fics about real people. Overall, a very good job on the new TOS.

Agaib - Yes, cute! I stand on that point. I like the creative way with which you have avoided the question

EveKnight75 - So, do you wear men's cotton boxers on top of female bikinies or Only men's cotton boxers when working in your apartment? I suppose that it still underwear, one way or another. echtrae - Dark colors are nice. Some patterns look good too (not the cow-prints or any such extremes), but more demure type. Do you absolutely dislike briefs? What about sports or jogging, would it be boxers still or something other? Agaib - That's so cute Have you tried to experiment with different types, like wearing one for the day and see? Girls do it with bra's, trying to find the type and brand to fit their specs. Alien Pirate Pixagi and redsliver - Let's just hope that they are Tighty and Tidy as opposed to Loosy and Spotty. Damn, it rhymes. I am not writing poetry about underwear, I am not.... DarkCabaret - It's fine, we have a shortage of Men as it is. Men's underwear seems to be popular with Females. (Wonder if opposite is true ) ladydeathfaerie - So, what is under the boxers? Nothing or Women's undies? ZombieDuke - Total consensus on those points EveKnight75 - Well, it's still a "manly topic", but girls are not excluded. Some girls do have balls to admit to wearing men's undies I've been doing some searches outside AFF and came across: Boxers or Briefs? From Squishy Forum That forum is no more, but someone posted the thread as Tribute. It's five pages and is pretty good. The guys were talking about why they like this or other and the girls told what they think is hot and why. And then the TightyWhitiesMan posted his and shit has hit the Fan. Good read if anyone wants to expand on the subject.

Just wait untill people post a Bra Poll, hehe! There are so many types. I didn't know what Rhumbas were, except it sounds like a dance. Don't know names of all parts for a spaceship either. Doesn't mean I couldn't fly one.

Did you really discover a secret of giving your partner multiple orgasms? We can sell that idea.

I would of never thought that after seing your signature. Jean-Claude might be commando, though, wearing those pants. I promise to vote either in this Poll or Nan's. Or both! Currently I am wearing my SO's stretchy boxers, cotton, dark gray with small black and light gray stripes and a dark gray T. It's the Groundhog Day! (Sorry, couldn't resist. But when the Groundhog sees the shadow... better shut up now, yeah) Agreed on that point.

Oh! I doubt that we'll get too many votes for Rhumbas then. Although, who knows Would you say that Tangas are pretend Thongs or pretend Bikinies?

Nice Poll, Nanaea What are Rhumbas exactly? What's the difference between Thongs and Tangas?

Thank you, Nanaea I am glad you did, it was a terrible oversite on my part to only post one for guys.

Wow, Eve, that's hott! I should of made a Poll for girls as well, just wasn't thinking, ha.

I most definetely do! (Just for a second there I beleived that this post contained some dirty on SO. Glad to see that it's not so.) Now, this was not influenced by any of above posts, was it?

Thank you for sharing. And now I would have to read the entire thing, since it's Big's Bio. Silk ot cotton? Polyester?

Here it is, a non-writing related Poll So, what do AFF guys prefer to wear or have the most of in their wardrobe? Plain whites, patterns, kinky undies? Thongs? Boxers or briefs? Old discolored un-identifiable pieces covered in gray spots? This is a tame topic comparing to AFF Orgy, where we'd seen it all hang out. At least this is reality based, hehe!

Promise you won't get mad! It was out there and I just had to do it and ... It may of been wrong but - Oh! - so much fun.

Two cases of beer and no food? We could always deep-fry that octopus hat. Better eat it than wear it!

Well, the fact that everybody else did too makes me feel a tiny bit better

I nicked this one from the LJ of a fine HP Slash Writer: Here's a prime example of "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" reportedly offered by an English professor from the University of Colorado for an actual class assignment. The professor told his class one day: "Today we will experiment with a new form called the tandem story. The process is simple. Each person will pair off with the person sitting to his or her immediate right. As homework tonight, one of you will write the first paragraph of a short story. You will e-mail your partner that paragraph and send another copy to me. The partner will read the first paragraph and then add another paragraph to the story and send it back, also sending another copy to me. The first person will then add a third paragraph, and so on back-and-forth. Remember to re-read what has been written each time in order to keep the story coherent. There is to be absolutely NO talking outside of the e-mails and anything you wish to say must be written in the email. The story is over when both agree a conclusion has been reached." The following was actually turned in by two of his English students, Rebecca and Gary. THE STORY: (first paragraph by Rebecca) At first, Laurie couldn't decide which kind of tea she wanted. The chamomile, which used to be her favorite for lazy evenings at home, now reminded her too much of Carl, who once said, in happier times, that he liked chamomile. But she felt she must now, at all costs, keep her mind off Carl. His possessiveness was suffocating, and if she thought about him too much her asthma started acting up again. So chamomile was out of the question. (second paragraph by Gary) Meanwhile, Advance Sergeant Carl Harris, leader of the attack squadron now in orbit ! over Sky lon 4, had more important things to think about than the neuroses of an air-headed asthmatic bimbo named Laurie with whom he had spent one sweaty night over a year ago. "A.S. Harris to Geostation 17," he said into his transgalactic communicator. " Polar orbit established. No sign of resistance so far..." But before he could sign off a bluish particle beam flashed out of nowhere and blasted a hole through his ship's cargo bay. The jolt from the direct hit sent him flying out of his seat and across the cockpit. Rebecca: He bumped his head and died almost immediately, but not before he felt one last pang of regret for psychically brutalizing the one woman who had ever had feelings for him. Soon afterwards, Earth stopped its pointless hostilities towards the peaceful farmers of Skylon 4. "Congress Passes Law Permanently Abolishing War and Space Travel", Laurie read in her newspaper one morning. The news simultaneously excited her and bored her. She stared out the window, dreaming of her youth, when the days had passed unhurriedly and carefree, with no newspaper to read, no television to distract her from her sense of innocent wonder at all the beautiful things around her. "Why must one lose one's innocence to become a woman?" she pondered wistfully. Gary: Little did she know, but she had less than 10 seconds to live. Thousands of miles above the city, the Anudrian mothership launched the first of its lithium fusion missiles. The dimwitted wimpy peaceniks who pushed the Unilateral Aerospace Disarmament Treaty through the congress had left Earth a defenceless target for the hostile alien empires who were determined to destroy the human race. Within two hours after the passage of the treaty the Anudrian ships were on course for Earth, carrying enough firepower to pulverize the entire planet. With no one to stop them, they swiftly initiated their diabolical plan. The lithium fusion missile entered the atmo! sphere unimpeded. The President, in his top-secret mobile submarine headquarters on the ocean floor off the coast of Guam, felt the inconceivably massive explosion, which vaporized poor, stupid Laurie. Rebecca: This is absurd. I refuse to continue this mockery of literature. My writing partner is a violent, chauvinistic semi-literate adolescent. Gary: Yeah? Well, my writing partner is a self-centered tedious neurotic whose attempts at writing are the literary equivalent of Valium. "Oh, shall I have chamomile tea? Or shall I have some other sort of F--KING TEA??? Oh no, what am I to do? I'm such an air headed bimbo who reads too many Danielle Steele novels!" Rebecca: As*hole Gary: B*tch! Rebecca: F**K YOU - YOU NEANDERTHAL!! Gary: In your dreams, Ho. Go drink some tea. TEACHER: A+ - I really liked this one. This really made me laugh!

It cost me 500 points to get here

We'd say: It's a price of fame? That should do it!

You wouldn't mind if I'd written a Cthulhu/redsliver story? That would take some thinking.

Did you know that five shots of vodka can turn a person into a bloody genius? Only if you were drinking the same staff.