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...walk into again, Little JJ?" (I used size: Large (SIZE=7) It looks pretty good, hope that everyone will stick with the same font size ( not nesesserily 7, but whatever will get worked out))

Of course they do. And now we'll get to see how exactly they do it Really good idea. Unless AFF likes to keep low profile, which has it's merits as well. Would this cause an influx of members?

a bulb - I need to find a handsome young man to screw it in. Some things are just too high tech for me to handle I chuck an alarm clock

an egg - catches an egg, after close inspection it turns out to be a Salamander Egg. *places it in the fire* It should hatch in seven days. ( P.S. Check that First Aid Kit for aspirin ) Chucks a blank Personal Journal, payed for using Teeta's Platinum Visa.

an empty can - Bloody Hell, teeta! You just threw your wallet at my dog! This is exactly why non-drinkers should start small. chucks a ransom note (you do want your IDs back, right?)

an apron - Dear Gawd, the Pencil Doodles are all over! No matter *puts it on top of the Birthday Suit* Where is my spatula? I'll be cooking Chucks a case of icy-cold beer.

a shark's tooth AND a moonstone - Two missing bits to finish my Ravenclaw Thinking Cap. I chuck a box of pencils.

Ants - I glue them together to make a pretty bracelet that spells: EMPHATY I chuck a moonstone.

a mirror - Looking at myself, contemplating improvements on my Bloodsucking Zombie Teddy Bear collection I chuck a First Aid Kit.

NONE? None at all? Not even a one teenzy little part-were? Wow. Do you like reading vanilla stories as well or brunch out in your reading? Hey, for as long as you are on top of the pile

FanFiction.Net has it's own article in Wiki. Adultfanfiction doesn't, but is mentioned in passing in the FanFiction.Net's article.

a tube of the world's best lubricant - I sell it on E-Bay to an alien from out of space, recovering all losses. I chuck a Teddy Bear.

Nope.

an old hankerchief - I extract old snot out of it , turn it into the world's best lubricant and place an ad in Playgirl which Teeta had snatched. I chuck a discount on my hankerchief lubricant.

a toothbrush - I'll melt it, reshape it and sharpen it into a weapon to protect my Playgirl mag. I chuck a cute little yellow puppy.

a roll of scented toilet paper - I'll make a paper-mash mouse out of it, paint it gray and inconspicuously plant it by my SO's computer. I chuck a subscription to Playboy

What does it take to screw in a light bulb? Simple solution.

ladydeathfaerie - All this talking about smut was supposed to make waiting so much easier! LOL It's karma, I'll tell you. People have been waiting for me to update for a long time as well. I have confidence in your ability to write a good sex scene based on the fact that the chapters already posted were good. teeta - Yep. Like Veela fics a lot, as well as bonding ones. Glad to hear about your holiday, enjoy all the reading

Happy 20-th, foe. Keep swinging your mighty sword!

Wake up! Where are the keys from my helicopter!?! You may borrow my bike.

The next step is the Mandatory National DNA Bank.

Just letting you know that the new coding seems to work fine. I read Original and Harry Potter archives and they are better now; it's so easy to see new chapters posted! Thank you! Miraculosly, most updated stories don't get 'edited' anymore, the update and edit dates remain the same! Very nice.

Did you know that one entire crate was full of beer bottles? Well, half of them were mine...

Crazed Flow - Boxer-briefs! I've no idea why Boxer-briefs are not included. I suppose that Other (explain) option covers that at least. So what colors do you prefer? And do you own any regular boxers or briefs at all? As promised, I am sending you Jean-Claude's ugly little sister. He is still in denial that she even exist!

Dear Gawd, I left this poll unattended for a few days and look, we have a Luscious Amazons and a Jump J-C clubs going!!! Way to go kids, you made me proud *wiping a stray tear* Now onto replies: Pixagi and Cain - I'd like to thank Pixagi for turning a fine man into a free baller. Good job. I sincerelly hope that some boxers will be returned towards the end of October, the warm flannel ones at least, to prevent butt-freeze from happening. echtrae - Looks like you prefer conservative style. Works for walking or hiking, I'm sure. Jadwin - Yep, most people like boxers. Yours have nice patterns chili peppers and Tabasco sauce, spicy! What other patterns do you have? No briefs or thongs at all? Big Samurai - True. I know a guy who looks very dignified wearing plain nothing, though What do you mean by "extremely colorful variety"? Like bright orange or acid-green? What colors are they?Luscious Amazons club - I am afraid that we'll see no updates on your cool stories after you'll meet the Guy Worthy of Spending Time With. I am being selfish here, of course Jump J-C club - Jean-Claude may go commando, but he still can and must strip for the Club *turns on slow music* J-C beginning to dance to the mesmerizing tune; slowly taking off his shirt; unlacing his olden-style leather pants; turning around and swinging his hips; pulling those pants down and looking over his shoulder with a smirk, pretending that he changed his mind about taking them off. Yep, Club, your boy is a tease! *switches music to extreme rock and hands out huge cans of whipped cream* Whipped cream attack, everybody! Crazed Flow - Even if he doesn't, I'll make one up and send it to you virtually But first you have to tell us: boxers or briefs?Big Samurai - Er... Did you mean "horny" by any chance?