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What kind of voices? If you're talking about the voices in my head, I don't think there's anyone who could say no to that. G/NG: This Comic is like you (if you like women, then substitute female characters for the male ones.)

Ever smell a guy's sock after it's been on his foot all day? Just how do I get rid of that nasty ring around the collar?

^ Smoking sucks, no matter what you're smoking. But ears? < I never knew people smoked corn before. V Thinks I got something wrong here.

How do many people want to see George W. Bush die? Smile like you mean it.

Whining I didn't know who he was until I just googled it.

Now who in their right mind would do something that stupid? (O.k., so you can make an argument about me not being in my right mind. Well, I am NOT GUILTY!) G/NG: Lied to a teacher about why you didn't do your homework.

Sorr-ee but not me-ee. Mike?

"Under advice from my lawyer, I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may tend to incriminate me." I have never... snorted cocaine or any deriviative thereof.

What are you doing to get into the Guiness book of world records? Do you honestly think that would ever happen?

... he was able to lift it with one hand to move it. After that we decided to....

Myers? Yea, baby, not! Madapple?

^ Doesn't wonder because the practice of combining lunch and dinner isn't common. < Actually eats only 2 meals a day due to the diet. V Thinks < is lying about his diet.

Guilty. Of course, I was four at the time and didn't know better. My parents really chewed me out for it, though... G/NG: Went to a school sports game with the school colors painted on your face.

I have. It was a complete waste of money. They kept wanting me to drink and I kept telling them no. I met a porn star once at a comic book convention. She was a real bitch too. I have never... bought a new car.

Because the purpose of a question is to obtain information, and it shows off that you're stupid about something. Are we ever going to get our act together?

Kermit the Frog

Over at the Godawful fan fiction message boards, some writer was shooting his/her mouth off, saying s/he could write any kind of crossover and make it work. So I challenged him/her to write a Dragonball Z/Hello Kitty crossover, with Godu getting Mpreg. That shut him/her up.

One I recently saw (not on AFF.net) was called Heero Potter (a Gundam Wing/ Harry Potter crossover.) Crossovers are a little more trickier than regular stories. The biggest question would be how do the characters interact with each other. If you're really wanting to see lots of badfic, just visit http://www.godawful.net . Of course, there are so many people there that they often have bandwith overloads. Generally, if something looks like it won't work, chances are it won't.

... convenently don't meet. Now come on here, can't we all be _________________.

What do you think of that pretentiously angst-ridden, very bad Marty Stu fic? DEATH TO MARTY STU!!!!

I haven't either. With one exception, I could pretty much tell that every woman I've met wasn't interested in me. I have never... e-mailed someone else porn.

^ I'm not into junk food anymore. < I'd rather have an adult babe in a schoolgirl's outfit though. V Has a similar fetish.

Nelson? I'm a fan of his, but not him. Storyjunkie?

Not guilty. I have to use dial-up here. G/NG: Got a sunburn in a private place.

Not really, Superman would have to stare at a woman's breasts for several years with his x-ray vision to have any detrimental effect. The main cause is drunk, horny frat boys removing tops at the beach. Is there anything redeeming about chatspeak?