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You missed your what? (Que is Spanish for what.) Madcap?

^ A wee bit after my time. < Played with weebles as a child (now I'm revealing my age here.) V Has no earthly idea what a weeble is.

Not guilty. That's what the internet is for, silly! G/NG: Tried to fake knowledge in a subject you didn't know a lot about to impress a romantic possibility.

I haven't either... then again, I've gotten numerous bad e-mail addresses. I have never... given a fake e-mail to someone.

What was invented in St. Louis at the 1904 expo there? It's amazing what some people will do to get laid.

Lo siento, pero hablo ingles y español solamente. ¿ Por qué hay los otros lenguas aquí?

Stupid games

Who would you pick as the biggest lush in anime today? Some female who drinks like a fish and gets really plastered a lot? I'd have to say overall, Tina Foster from Ai Yori Aoshi is the biggest one. Others worth mentioning are: 1. Rio Kinezono from the Burn up! series 2. Weda from Hare and Guu 3. Forte Stollen from Galaxy Angel

Because some rich, fat candy executive decided that cheap cande was passe. Are there any commercials that won't insult my intelligence?

Not guilty, but if you see one that would be interested in me, I'm more than available. G/NG: Won't drink tap water no matter how thirsty you are.

Bergin? No actresses here. Storyjunkie?

Narrow You know, some of these associations are quite disturbing.

... if wishes were fishes, we'd have one hell of a fry! If wishes were good-looking people of our sexual preference, ____________.

^ Finally got something about me right! < always thought the word cunning came from the middle English cunnen, to know, which is also the source of the Scottish word ken. V Is probably too lazy to find out whether I'm telling the truth or not.

Now why would you want to hide from all these hot babes*? Who put the alphabet in alphabetical order? * "In Cyberspace, every man is a hot stud and every woman is a total babe." - Anon.

I haven't either. I have to wonder how long some people around here could go without passing out, though... I have never... had difficulty discerning whether or not my S.O. was satisfied after sex.

What happened when you saw that ugly girl in very little? You're gonna crash on the barrelhead son.

I tend to look better in cooler colors, actually, mostly blues and greens. Storyjunkie?

Not guilty. I try to be kind to animals. G/NG: Learned a foreign language.

What about him? Sweetmisery?

... a mess on the carpet. They're starving in the middle east, so ______________.

You're not missing anything, trust me. I have never... been to a cereal bar.

Will you and your cute friend have sex with me together? That's nothing like I had intended.

Hmm... I asked mine, but all she would say is "GET BACK TO WORK, YOU LAZY ASSHOLE!!! Why do bosses always underrate your value to the company?

^ I'm not that cruel. That's cruel, not just to Nanea, but also the spider. < Is kind to animals. V Also dislikes cruelty to animals.