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Well, I know how some of you feel. I'm allergic to ragweed pollen. Every spring my nose is completely clogged up unless I'm on some medication. I get the same reaction from some perfumes as well.

- The Dead MilkmenI have to agree that it depends on the context in which it's being used. If the person is merely saying they are of a certain race, then they are celebrating their heritage. However, if it's in the context of "we won't hire any of those Czechs here" (I'm about 45% Czech, btw, and have nothing against my fellow Czechs) then it's a bad connotation.

O.k., I'm writing a story about a Japanese schoolgirl caught in a love hexagon where she has a bunch of guys competing for her. She is from a faily which produces women legenday in the kitchen and with cleaning. However, she's very clumsy and can't boil water to save her life. Valentine's day is approaching in the story. Should I have her have a family member make a chocolate heart for her, which the guys fight over, gets crushed & ruined or have her come to school that day with no chocolate at all? It will either be she decides two days before or she won't have made her decision.

Speak up!

May I please film you showering and then sell it to some porn site for lots of money? Pretty please? He actually thinks vorefics are cute.

Not guilty. Most of the guy friends I've had either had girlfriends that weren't worth having or didn't date. G/NG: left an anonymous love letter in someone's locker at school.

Because you've been reading too many BDSM fics here. What fandoms just don't work with porn?

^ was definitely expecting someone else to post. < Doesn't understand why people drink, since you can get that feeling without having to drink. V Thinks < is full of shit for saying that.

... pussy. (Sorry, I can't stand peaches!) Come sing me a song, and I __________________.

Unfortunately, he has chosen not to post at this time. Maybe Red will be next?

.. lick the salt off of your hot body.* After that, I will pour on you some ____________________. * - Anon.

Mad!? mad am I!? Only at that asshole who changed my member title! wolly?

^ A real man knows a good tool kit also needs bailing wire and duct tape. < A proud member of the Red Green school of handymanship. < (Afraid to ask which one of those guys in that video was Redsilver!) V Has no idea who Red Green is.

My fellow motorists on the way to work are well-behaved. Finding a new fandom that is wonderful. My menopausing boss goes a day without a hot or cold flash.

What is the biggest accomplishment of the Bush administration? We're running on the spot when it comes to that.

It's because you're genetically programmed to. No, wait. It's becuase of some event in your life that you find funny. No, wait. It's because you're thinking of something else while laughing. No, wait... Why would someone change a person's member title to something that would piss them off?

Not guilty. However, I once had an alternator belt break on me and ran out of power on a lonely country road. I had to walk about 9 miles to a gas station. G/NG: Changed someone else's member title to something they knew would piss them off.

It depends on the anime. Some of them are better dubbed than subbed and vice versa. One of them, the Super Milk-Chan Show, was a lot funnier in the American version than the Japanese version (the American version had the dialogue rewritten.)

... when it comes to climbing trees. The way to avoid a slug attack is _____________________.

^ I only have one "hobby" ... I like redheads. < Wants to call a spade a spade. 90% of people have at least one fetish. V Doesn't believe <'s facts.

Why would someone force others to read stories with Mary Sues/Marty Stus in them? It's a sign of acute psychosis.

Not guilty. However, when I was shoveling burgers for minimum wage, I was sorely tempted on numerous occasions. G/NG: wrote an obscene word in catsup/mustard/some other sauce on someone else's food.

Bation

No you're not. Mike?

The streak has ended. Sorry. Mike?