Keith Inc.

I get into a discussion with someone about The Books porn. Well, it started with an assertion that by being cynical skeptics we lose our creativity. I suggest that he compare Mel's Fanfic snuff flick: The Passion to The Gold Compass. Which was more creative, which was more derivative? Then he wants to argue that you can't have The Books fanfic. Not shouldn't, that you can't. I show him mine. THEN he says that i'm not ever, ever going to be washed in the blood of the Lamb. Well, among other things he promises/threatens. Ick. We establish that God demanded a blood sacrifice to himself and sent himself to earth to be that blood sacrifice so the blood of the lamb is god blood. And that's apparently a GOOD thing? Somehow, the idea that god uses his own blood being spilled to make things better, makes me point out that that makes God, technically, a cutter. Any other self-image issues we should know about for this guy? I mean, he's a user. Noah gets off the boat, sets 6 pairs of the Clean animals afire, God takes a hit on the smoke and gets all maudlin ("I should never have killed Mankind for being wicked. Mankind's always going to be wicked. He's made that way.")(There's always one guy at the party, right? Gets a few hits of the smoke, starts regretting a past relationship, cries about a girlfriend that he screwed over or something). What's next?

As long as it isn't hermaphrodite on hermaphrodite sex in a McDonald's meat locker. I couldn't handle that. Anything else would be cool.

Oooooh! Cock-cochlea?Rolls off the tongue, but yeah, auderotic gratification beats it.

I've written first person male and female, third person omniscient, third person limited omniscience male and female. It depends on the story and who i envision as the narrator. First person or third, the story still has at least a notional tale teller. Or at least a point of view.

On an atheist discussion board, one posted a poll: In the thread, they're arguing about where to draw the line on what is and isn't orthodox. Personally, if you mention an interest and the other people don't back slowly out of the room with wide eyes, you're at least relatively orthodox, in my view. They're arguing about BDSM being in or out of O'doxy. Wow. That's...i mean, characters on TV tease about BDSM. Nowhere near the edge, these days. I posted my signature from this board. One guy fixed on one word: I swear, i couldn't figure out what he was talking about for a second. National what's? OH! ...other humans? How odd that when one thinks of outrageous differences in sexual partner origins they think of national borders.I think lamia, sphinx, Lilliput, ghosts, extraterrestrials...

Which has probably been a poorer seller than they'd hoped when they issued it.So they made it more attractive to people who do not base their purchases on how the thing will look if they wear it while drinking Scotch on the Rocks as the club. I probably would have paid $3 more for the privledge of having black to match my dark, dark soul.

Six/seven times a day, more if i'm not spending a ridiculous amount of time at my work center. I mean, really, they want me there for, like, 40 hours a week!

Got any takers yet?

Okay, get this. I just recently broke 1500 strength. if i have 1500+ and attack Teeta with one of the two weapons this affords me, my eyes roll up in my head and my little toes end up pointing to the sky. Suicide 9 times out of 10. IF i use up my strength, until i'm 1499 or less, and use any weapon that's still on the list, i don't kill Teeta, but i do have the usual share of victories, gain EXP, sign endorsements, and the cheerleaders rush onto the field for smoochies. This game has some odd landmines buried in it...

Title: It's what's inside that counts Author: Keith Rating: Adult, so far. WIP, though, so i don't know. Summary: A Precious Moments figurine falls in love with a Lladro nude. Feedback: always desired Fandom: Wide-eyed-cartoonish 3D or 2D depictions of aphorisms and proverbs, with puns URL: http://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600091374

So...it's what's inside that counts: http://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600091374

Can't find a fault there...but other 'what?' I have a chappie, now (a lot less 'slash' than i originally imagined), but don't know where to put it. It's not original. I don't own the characters, or the name Precious Moments. It's definitely a fanfic of PM characters. The Best Man comes to life and bumps really cute ugglies with a Lladro nude. I'm leaning towards putting it under 'cartoon' because the characters are cartoonish. And there are cartoony drawings of the figurines. Eh, i'll put it there until someone has a better suggestion.

Thanx!

Dependson the circumstances, but probably not.

Winnie the Pooh and Star Trek crossover. One's here in cartoons: http://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600040749 I think it belongs merged with the one in TV: http://tv.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=544203675 Helpity help?

True. You can write whatever makes you happy. But if'n i'm going to read it, i'd like to know if it's a story or just masturbation. A review that mentions Mary Sue might be helpful. Then again, it's way overused, as a critique, an evaluation or an explanation. On the gripping hand, the tone of the review might tell me if it's an objective observation or just "KEEP YOUR OC OUTTA MY FANDOM!"

Yeah, so would i. And.... not that i'm actually admitting to actually thinking of actually writing something anything like that... But what category would it even fit under?

I'm not sure how it works. By level or weapon or phase of the moon? For the longest time, any time i attacked Dominic Shade it was tantamount to suicide. No matter what. Even if i attacked everyone else until i missed, then figured i was statistically free from such... If i attacked DS first...if i cycled the weapons in case it was a punishment for using the same weapon twice in a row... Attacking DS pushed me to the top of the suicide stat. Now i just squeaked into the next level of weapons. And it's May. I can attack DS, not with impunity but with a decent chance of surviving, maybe even winning. But of my last six attacks on Teeta, 5 were suicides. I wonder if the game randomly assigns.......................................... A Nemesis?

SO, i'm thinking through a chapter of the bible fanfic while i collect the mail. The lingerie catalog doesn't hurt to spur creativity on those lines. But while i'm thinking of how to put crotchless panties in antidiluvian world, another catalog falls open. And my mind starts thinking up how to set the scene for Precious Moments slash...

Yes. Kind of like quarters to play games in the Arcade, Dollars for betting in the Casino, and spoils of war in the Attack shop. Also can buy healing potions. Can purchase a few toys to play around with your name, title, avatar in the store.

I don't know how anyone with my particular bent missed the possibilities of Genesis 6:1-6 or so. There were Giants in the Earth... Well, here's another Bible Fanfic: The Sons of God saw the daughters of men http://books.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600093584 WIP.