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Exactly. If they have a legal leg to stand on, it will become apparent pretty quickly.

Huh. Would it make the decision easier if it said: Or This is text. This is fiction. No one's getting hurt. This not pedophilia. No child need get naked or victimized for the story to be written. That is not the same as photographs or movies of children involved in whoopie smoochies. If the person writing this cannot see the difference, then refund their entry fee. Point out that they did see the warning in the summary and they didn't read the story and were not subject to being squicked. There are a LOT of things on AFF that i find personally squicky. But the only way anyone gets hurt is if i read it and suffer being squicked. Then again, a whole freaking swath of what i WRITE is squicky, to someone or other. Even the consensual PWP, as there are womyn that say sex is slavery... ...so if we're going to remove things because someone finds it offensive, the whole site is going to be reduced to PC humor lists. When, and if, the critics actually prove that reading pedo-friendly stories will cause pedo's to commit crimes that they would not have otherwise, then i will be up in arms to drive all underage stories off of the site. Generally, though, most claims that sex stories lead directly to sex crimes are kind of under-evidenced and massively over-emotionalized because they don't stand up to rational scrutiny.

Too many to choose from so i'll do it in order. 1. Chocolate. It'll be original, borderline bestiality, but not shapeshifter. Just because i like to set fire to the envelope.

I am strangely obsessed with the idea of staging an X-men issue with characters from Stargate. Or writing a Starget Atlantis episode as an X-men comic. Really, i just have this one scene in my head that keeps demanding to be fleshed out. I think McKay would make a wonderful parody of Professor X. And i see him interacting with Ronin, who's playing as Wolverine. Professor X/McKay: "Logan! The loading dock appears to have been designed by either troglodytes or a human offshoot that never heard of the Disabilities Act. Lift me and my wheelchair up to the loading dock!" WolverineRonin: "No." Professor X/McKay: "Look, buddy, I didn't ASK to be crippled. YOU put me in the wheelchair, that means you bear more than a little responsibility for getting me AND the mode of transportation you consigned me to, to where it needs to go." WolverineRonin: "Sometimes, I think I should have killed you when I had the chance." Professor X/McKay: "BeLIEVE me, sometimes I wish you had." Storm/Teyla: "You don't really mean that, Professor. Professor X/McKay: "Trust me, Storm, having to listen in on the things people think about at a committee meeting? I'd rather die than sit through a rerun of Cyclops'(Major Sheppard's) fantasy about Emma Frost (Dr. Weir), a Puddle Jumper and the giant bowl of rice pudding...."

Frankly, i was under the impression that the first Liger was born some time after a zookeeper looked up and said, 'Holy crap, what is HE doing in HER cage!?' Shasta, wasn't it? But other than that, your point is well taken. Hybrids tend to be the worst of the donors much more often than the best of their characteristics. Unless... The hybrid is more of an Artifact Race, as Cook calls them. Wizards have the advantage over breeders in that it could be expected that they could force the mix to hew to the traits they desire. "An ant the size of a hunting dog, with a dwarf's brain for mining, and glands in the mandibles that secrete barnacle glue...." to create mining engineers that can throw up a bulletproof castle almost overnight. It still is a fact that a hybrid/artifact creature needs some justification for being so perfect, rather than something more like a Mule...uglier than both parents and largely infertile. Maybe the parents are or consulted wizards, or maybe the particular blending is illegal precisely because the outcome is just so damned powerful, due to the way that elves and dragons came into being in The Long Ago. But if it is a Mary Sue, then she's probably the beautiful and powerful offspring of a unicorn/elf raped by an evil dragon/werewolf who left her mother to die by the side of the highway...JUST down the road from the monastery devoted mystical healing arts... So the attending wizard would be too late to explain why she has perfect teeth rather than three rows of different-sized fangs...

Nickname? Dear, sweetheart, love, lover, Mighty Aphrodite, etc. Or perhaps accidentally call her by some other name, one with deep connotations and Freudian slippage?

that would be unutterably cool.

'Kay.

Sometimes, i just need to see that 'you have reached your limit of ____ attacks' message, so i go on a mad rampage until stopped. Today, after killing all the opponents that provide me more than 1 experience point for their death, i was within 50 points of a level up. And i had fifty attacks left...Crawled over the level threshold by the skin of my teeth. Oh, and i am guessing that the trophy icons are not automatic?

Okay, first player to level 555! All may bow before me....

Depending on the situation, it could be almost any amount. Sex with a child that age is likely illegal, so that would drive the price up. But if he's one of a whole flock of desperate people willing to suffer through something in order to eat, it would drive the price down. I know that prices for more mainstream prostitutes are often depressed in the area around military stations because there's so much of it available. Most of all, i'd agree with Canterro, the kid wouldn't know much about money. Either some sort of pimp made the arrangements and the kid got a sandwich or a toy; or the kid made the offer to get something, like a meal, a toy, medicine for mom.

Experimented with the setting of Gulliver's travels, adding a character that's formatted on the old vampire movies. A one-shot Title: Gothic Horror comes to Brobdingrag Author: Keith Rating:Adult, mostly from the blood Summary: A vampire traveling by sea finds herself castaway upon the island nation of Giants. She tries to make one of the giants her slave. More comic than horrific. Feedback: I'd appreciate any feedback. I'm the original review whore, i'll pay naughty points through the nose for feedback. Fandom: gulliver's travels and vampire movies URL: http://books.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600093662 thanx for any reading, thanks more for reviewing. keith Inc.

Just a small tweak, troll is an individual who enters an internet space where people are communicating and intentionally? disrupts the proceedings there Seen a few people disrupt the proceedings even when they are sincerely trying to help.

Actually, sometimes it seems that even the original writer can't write canon. Some reviews center around the fact that the author had a character do something that the reviewer felt was out of character. I mean, if anyone's going to be in a position to know what LeadingMan1 is going to do, OriginalAuthor is THE person. But the reader has their own plan, their own interpretation and their own reading style, which sometimes seems to include skipping whole chapters that explain something. If you feel that your story line is justifiable, then go for it. not everyone's going to agree with you, of course, but that shouldnt' stop you from trying.

Much my experience. It can be fun, but not all that dependable for guiding one's life. The hard part is explaining to people that the Death Card, the Hanged Man and the Devil don't mean what they think they mean.

Metaphilia: It occurred to me that mainstream literature often shifts the focus of a scene to convey sex without showing sex. Trains going into tunnels, for example. And even if the scene is not exactly used as a metaphor, our language is peppered with euphemisms that draw on a particular aspect to convey whoopie smoochies. http://original.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600097353

Oh, what is wrong with me? So many things i should be doing right now, and my brain is obsessed with carpenter porn. Not guys with leather tool belts... Describing a nail getting hammered as a smutty encounter. "BAM!" "Oh, baby. Call me?" Soooooooooooo, so, so weird. But inexorable until i get it out and on paper. Okay, well, out and pixellated on the screen, anyway.

Even if all that is true, where's the connecting leap between writing in which no one is harmed and acting which inflicts harm? Lots of people have claimed for years that porn/smut leads directly to terribly antisocial behaviors. If that's true, if porn causes rape or worse, then all porn should be restricted or deleted. If the written word, though, doesn't lead down the slippery slope, then there is no justification for restricting any of it.

'Kay. Well, you could always use a calendar quarter.Or the seasons? Winter Miss, Summer Gal, Spring Girl, Autumn Lass...

Some sort of series would be appropriate. Maybe a progression of women whose behavior, names, tattoos or costumes reflect the zodiac? I vaguely remember a comic where a supervillain sold his soul to have zodiac powers for a year so he could kill the hero. Archer, fish man, giant crab, i forget most of the details. After a few hours of chasing the hero around, the devil showed up and said, "That's a wrap." In using all 12 signs (in the chronological order no less), the devil counted it as a Zodiac Year. Time's up. Maybe your hero can't come home for a year, or has some other problem that will haunt him for a complete trip of the sun through the stations of the sky, like being chased by an assassin or having to survive without money or he was poisoned but cannot take the antidote until the year's up, but after sleeping with 13 women (Gemini Twins of course), he's survived a Zodiac Harem Year ?

I agree. Critics often read too much into a piece. You shouldn't make the same mistake. Picking such challenges for your characters may mean that it's what you want, or maybe you want them to have difficult challenges. There are distinct signs of a suicidal mentality. Writing suicidal fiction isn't one i remember from my suicide hotline training. I'm not one to diagnose over the internet, though. If you're really worried find a professional and ask. They shoudl eb able to set you straight if you are or are not.

Well, no one actually gets hurt in a story. Or carefully choreographed films. Acting out fantasies in real life with consenting adults is fine. Acting out in fictional life with no one actually getting hurt is fine. Except, of course, for what your neighbors may think if they find a copy.

...there is an author on Fanfiction Net named adultfanfiction? Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter. Name : Unkown. a.k.a.adultfanfiction Age : 19 Gender : Female

Eh, that's the old days. The stuff we used to call initiation is actually listed, now, as examples of felonious assault. Much more boring, now. Hardly anyone gets kidnapped and left for dead in a bilge anymore.

Oh, heavens. Pranks played on some of my old commands: Place dye in the shower head. Something like it was shown in Private Benjamin. Once they are hip to that trick, upgrade to placing dye in a gel capsule in the shower head. They let the water run for a bit, to clear any dye, see fresh, transparent water, and jump in just in time for the gel cap to dissolve. Kidnap a favorite toy, stuffed animal, photo, drinking cup. Run around the (ship/campus/city/whatever) and take photos of the favored object in obvious locales. Place a photo on his (desk/pillow/locker) once per day until reunited. Get a copy of his favorite book. Slice the pages out of the book and shred them. Build small barriers to hold the book together as a confetti storage device. Replace the favorite book with the CSD and hide. When he sleeps, cover the bed with a criss-crossing net of dental floss. Use two or three reels. If there is no metal frame to loop it through, just circle the entire bed over and over and over and over. Don't draw too tight, might wake him. But it can be so complex that he just cannot get out. Open a reference book or notebook of his and cover nearly every page with flour. Remove pillow from pillowcase, replace with shaving cream. Remove pillow, pour a quart of shrimp chow mein on bed. Replace pillow. Nair in shampoo. Tabasco in toothpaste. ("mmm. The tingling means it's working!.......Wait a minute...") Remove hubcaps. Remove all lug nutss from all tires. Replace hubcaps. Place lugnuts in glovebox. When he starts to drive somewhere, call him. If you time it right, you can get: "I need to tell you something..." in before he gets to the end of the driveway, so there's nothing left to say but: "Your lug nuts are in the glovebox." as he screeches to a halt. Record Care Bears videos over all of his porn.