Keith Inc.

My kid had a thought. Some time after he was punished for something, he asked about terms for family loss. There's widow, widower and orphan, but what word is there for people who have lost all their kids? First thing out of my mouth was 'Solvent.'

Oohhhhh. So, most heterosexual shrinking woman fetish porn features Bukkake. 'Kay, then. Some of the artists make the woman look like there's been an explosive accident in a nearby vanilla icing factory, no matter how many partners she is...servicing? Targeted by? .....near? ------------- I dunno. Personally, to 'push the envelope' on porn, i'd think you would need to make something pornographic that most people don't usually associate with sex. And not just finding a fossiziled T-Rex rib to be a good dildo, or using a game of marbles as a metaphor for sex, but actually finding sexuality in a fossil or a marble. Then again, people are very inventive in their sexual obsessions. There's probably not too many things left on this planet that you can build a sex scene around that someone can't say "Oh! I love Screwdriver-Preg Workshop porn! More!!"

Oooh! Can't wait to throw up!

What? I have to actualy spell out: I dare you?!

Huh. I wonder if i should update my signature. To reflect the full catalog available....?

You wouldn't dare.I often dream of finding a djinn and spending one wish to lock Chick/Phelps and The current Pope in a closet with rusty chainsaws...or a case of viagra-laced scotch. Just to see what happens.

Contributions that lack a literary plot by virtue of being a collection of bullet statements? You know you're from Japan if... Ten best things about being publicly known for hentai... The Mad Scientist might be a redneck if... Things Rev. ‘Skippy’ is not allowed to do on the Pulpit... The Mary Sue Purity Test...

Somewhere in the Before Time, i was in a thread here about horrible mistakes some writers make. IIRC, i commented that in some stories, the sex is being written, poorly, by an obvious virgin. Of course, i then had to defend against many people who maintained that virgins can write sex scenes. Which wasn't my problem, i stipulate that some have the skill, it was the painfully virginal ones that need help. Well.... I'm reading Mary Roach's latest book. I love miss Roach. Her writing style is great (and oddly comfortable, like proofreading my own work). Her respect for the topic shines through, as does her general respect for the people she's writing about. Great stuff. Really. She's written 'Stiff' about what happens to our bodies after we die, buried/burned/used for science/recycled. And 'Spook' about the various ideas of what happens to our personalities when we die, and research into it. Now, she's written "Bonk." The science of research into human sexuality. The machinery is fascinating, the research snappy, the observations nifty....but the case studies... A doctor encountered, in his career, 18 women who were virgins despite an active (they thought) sex life. The husbands thought that the cleft of the vulva was the expected limit. A husband mistook his wife's urethra for her vagina. Stretched to the point that it "readily admitted two fingers," she didn't realize what was going on until she sought help for her issues with controlling her peeing. A gay man who stretched his own urethra to accommodate his lover's penis. I'm only on page 116 and felt that perhaps i should revisit my claims that certain writers don't know nothin' about no sexing. Evidently lovers out there are doin' it, and know evens less. I'm not sure i can make it through the chapter on reattaching lost penii.... I once read through a chapter on digging through maggots to find a corpse on the Body Farm at IHOP, and finished my omelet without a pause, but this stuff is making me walk with a limp. But i cannot put it down....until the eyes start to water, then i take a break.

It was an interesting exercise. Black Leaf and Marcie are Dead! Behind the scenes of Jack Chick's comical tract: Dark Dungeons. Just why did Mike save Debbie, but not Marcie? BDSM, Oral, Toys Comics > Chick Tracts I tried to do Big Daddy, but i just kept screaming at the stupid.

Ah. So i am...quite the perv? Hmmm. ***counts on fingers: Men with tiny women; Women with tiny women; Women with tiny men; Xenophilia; men and demons; women and demons; aliens; Smurfs slash; Noah's Ark slash; Mad scientists; godlike hubris expressed in the manipulation of unhallowed and life-threatening forces, the very knowledge of which should earn me the approbation of all mankind, did they but know what I was tampering with....slash; Chick Tracts slash; NCIS slash; Monty Python; Trek slash; Amputee Giantess Femdom slash....** Nope. Don't see it.

So, i'm quite the porn.I'm Porn? Is that like Barry Manilow's "I Am Music?"

I've got maybe three male gay characters in all my stories and i gloss over them even touching themselves. Except for the mad-scientist one. I even accidentally put in a MPreg plot, didn't notice until someone pointed it out, congratulated me. Bleargh. So, not a fanboy. Someone did say i was quite the hentai, whatever that is supposed to mean, but i'm pretty sure that doesn't mean hot man love action. I mean, if they read my stuff at ALL they would know i'm not into that. I am, however, quite happy with lesbian porn, which has proven very popular in a number of environments i've been in. Maybe you have to be at sea for at least 30 days, but it's always been a crowd pleaser where i've been.

Eminently reasonable.So. I have uploaded a Josie and the Pussycats In Outer Space story to the Cartoon section, Miscellaneous CATegory. And i now request a Josie and the Pussycats category be added to the Cartoon section. It doesn't have to be JatPiOS. Unless you want to make that a subcategory of the category. I wonder if this would be a better process for getting a new category, actually proving you're ready to upload by doing so?

This is interesting. On one page there are two kill numbers. One is the number of actual kills made, the other is trophies stolen from rifled corpses. The first only goes up once per successful duel to the death, the other varies by the amount taken from or lost to opponents. I think they're like dogtags or maybe the bull's ears. Anyway, i just confirmed that it is possible to have more killtrophies than actual kills made. Hmmm. If that isn't legible: Trophies are 1385, confirmed kills 1296

Hey, you're always alive when i come by. I don't raise you to kill you...anymore.And my deathdealifying wears off after a half hour....

It seems to me that if you kill,you get more points than wounding. If you use a weapon that's, like, appropriate to the level of the target, you get more points than something overwhelming. Then again, the higher you are, the more overwhelming even small weapons are. I've used a freaking knife and done over a hundred points of damage... And gotten one EXP for it..

Well, i thought i had linked to the petition, and the comments undersigned, but i guess i didn't.Um. Read through the comments on the petition: http://www.petitiononline.com/as7gp9/petition.html My estimate of the ratio of bugknuckle to rational is a bit more to the dark side... I never understood the Paladin.In the real world, the Faithful are supposed to seek out, if not the evil doers, at least those on the borderline and provide a shiny example. In the game, that behavior makes them lose power, no matter how fi their fidelity or how pi their piety. Weird.

If they block the TV during sex, that's good. If they block the TV after sex, that's too big. Oh, wait. Are we talking human? 'Cause i write for Lilliput and Brobdingrag fandom...? Then, like, a thimble is too big, but a hot-air-balloon is not enough.

Hmmm.ML was bemoaning discrimination against christains, who only talk about their faith and get labeled 'nuts,' and so on, who aren't trying to force their faith.. My reply was to make a distinction that i'm not blaming all christains, just those that ARE forcing their faith. I don't see it as a double standard, i'm being distinct about the behaviors i find objectionable, not faiths or congregations. Gosh, everywhere i post, everyone makes a clear distinction between the Phelps family and just about every other bipedal primate on the planet. And some of the better behaved quadrupeds...

http://www.fanfiction.net/book/Bible/ _A_FF's bible section is a lot smaller.

Many of the posters qualify as bugknuckle nuts in my estimation NOT because they are christain, but in the way they express their christainity. They'd be just as BKN if they were protesting The Craft, The Passion, Harry Potter, Apocalypso, Dora the Explorer or Pirates of the Caribbean.

I spended 20 in uniform to preserve your right to free worship.But also to protect others' right to freedom from worship. Believing what you want isn't forcing faith. Those that try to legislate their litany, though, that's exactly what they're doing. I don't blame all christains for the actions of a few, but the mouthy few are more than enough to talk about. Well, talking about your faith is one thing. Shipping it door to door is another. Making laws that force others to live by their litany is a whole other level up. I have to quibble with that generalization of an entire group of people. I don't remember the last time a Shinto tried to introduce legislation that i have to respect the kami in my car. Or a Asatru attempt to get their creation myth taught as science in public schools (Giant head lice people!). Good. Good. And that's too bad.

Ever see the Fry Kids? Little mops on McDonald's commercials with two bug eyes and two feet like Big Bird? Scared the fucking crap out of me. Don't know why. Other than that, i go to pieces at heights, spiders, the horizon when out to sea and the thought of sex with another man. Depending on your definition, a homophobe. I support gay marriage, gay rights, men/women/both/neither rights, of any direction or degree, to the limit of participation with informed, aware, awake adults. I do not begrudge their existence, their orientation or their choice. I just have the same emotional reaction to the thought of ME participating as to the thought of picking up a tarantula. ---- I don't know if there's a word for a fear of how unfinished the horizon looks if there is no shore. I grew up in mountains, the horizon should have bumps. Or at least a bump. When the submarine surfaced off of Bermuda... Way, way, way off Bermuda, they had a swim call. I got to the top of the ladder, looked left. Looked right. Told all the sailors beneath me on the ladder to get off, i was going back to stand the watch. Three mechanics couldn't push me through the hatch out of their way. Bleah. I shudder to think about it. ---- I joined submarines for the express working environment of 400 feet below sea level. Thought it'd be safe for me. No one ever mentioned the drydock. The catwalk stretching from the wing wall to the sub. The non-opaque grating that made up the deck of the catwalk, showing a clear view Allllllllllll the way down.