Praetor

I was thinking about it but the challenge requester was pretty clear about no futa on male. A possible work around is to eclipse the length of the challenge’s perimeters in a sequel series but that’d be way down the line. There will be a futa on male sequence in another yet unannounced work in progress anyways.

I once wrote ‘forces of darkness already made evil empire out of kingdoms, Hiccup merely conquered them again’ down on a napkin because i didn’t want to forget sometime very early in prewriting when I had the idea at a restaurant but couldn’t get to a computer. I think the idea was he fights the evil overlords and pretender rable, restoring the princesses to their thrones as he moves along. So most of the princes are already missing and the harem serves an actual political role as the princesses form collateral against potential rebellion and a public face through which his will is extended (I.e. Napoleon placing family members on the thrones of conquered regions). I plan for him to rule justly but very firmly, with the evil things he does mainly being his means (using dragons in battle) and black humour (finishing an execution he interrupts because their sentence was passed by the previous administration). I also wrote ‘castrates princes to make eunuch bodyguards for harem’ on the back of a business card while waiting in a really long line for the Civil War movie but I can’t seem to find it anymore and that was before the good or grey clause was added.

A new front is opened. How to Train Your Overlord is up (the HTTYD/Overlord/Disney Princesses project). Usual themes abound. Written with some coordination from the Boob Lover himself. Please read, review and enjoy.

First chapter of How to Train Your Overlord is up. http://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600095309

Strictly speaking, only Secret of the Wings. It helps to have seen the original Tinkerbell cartoon. I pull two characters from later movies but you don’t really have to see them. You could just read up on the characters in the Disney Fairies wiki like I did, this isn’t a very grandiose plot with complex characters.

Don’t know who you were talking to but okay. Set in an AU after the 7th book where they all repeat the last year now that Voldemort’s influence is gone. While messing around in one of the rooms full of left over dark and mysterious objects, Ron accidentally breaks the Crystal Dildo of Erotic Fantasy, imbuing him with its powers. He gains impressive stamina, large cum reserves, pharimones that make him attractive in a feral way, becomes perpetually horny and (of course) an enormous cock. It even enhances the sexual characteristics of the women around him. Harem ensues, may include gender bends and surviving characters since it’s AU anyways.

(Comparatively) short chapter for L&PD. Actually it’d be considered full length by most standards but I tend to go way over the 3,000 word recommendation (I only count the lemon portion of the fic for that number). Somewhat anticlimactic considering all that’s lead up to it but when three and foursomes, anal and exhibition are part of that, how do I make regular singles stand out? It’s hard to be bold, new and innovative at the end of a story. Anyways, you can guess what happens next...

No kinks off limits? All right, it’s going to have megadick, super tits, cum baths, mind break aheago faces, NTR, some cum inflation and maybe even a gender bend or two.

I feel like that’s the natural conclusion of these events but these challenges typically have a no pregnancy clause in there somewhere. I might do a scene from the future as an epilogue with Ben 10,000 and his bitches, now all milfs with kids of his own, but that’d be too far to consider now. Anyways, here’s another L&PD chapter. That took no time at all and is one of the longer ones in recent memory, I fear for its quality as a result as it felt rushed but eh, you decide. Please read and review.

‘Hey, I’m trying to get back to Fern Gully, I’m lost- my, what a big cock you have...’ I already have plans for Jenifer, Attea and Looma but I think I can use the nightclub glory hole thing and definitely the prison mate with Rojo line frorm Turbine, as well as the secual characteristics of the two Empresses.

Two. The next chapter is a foursome I am halfway done with and then the original Disney Fairy herself. Then the big orgy after that. Maybe throw in Christa from Ferngully for laughs.

Next chapter of Lust and Pixie Dust is up. Short romp with old friend and a new one. Reviews of all kinds appreciated, thank you for interest and support.

Next chapter of Omniharem is up. Reader beware, bondage themes, a little dub con early on, orgasm denial and things that vibrate, and just a pinch sci fi action and cartoon violence. Nothing egregious. As usual, questions or suggestions welcome.

Wrote a lot for it, lost it in a hard drive failure and now I get into an annoyed mood whenever I start to rewrite it. Seriously, it was like, well over fifty thousand words with more scattered pages (I usually aim for seven thousand or more words per chapter). My interest in it was piqued recently when I watched the new Rocky Horror Picture Show but I’m too buried in other projects at the moment to make real progress on that one.

New chapter for Naruko’s Pact added. Sorry for the extended break, real life matters. I have installments for L&PD, Omniharem and a yet unreleased one too hot to touch that should be ready for upload soon. As usual, thank you for your patience and interest.

Next chapter of Omniharem is up. One of my shorter and less elaborate chapters, featuring my first attempt at any kind of handicap sex. Awkward to write, but here it is. Please read, review and discuss.

What, only 20 inches? I’d imagine it start off in Lara’s world and then move down a weird amalgam crossover section of the map that bizarrely resembles the character’s origin setting the closer they get, like discovering a new area of the map in an MMO that, once cleared, serves no purpose. Where do they go afterwords anyways and can he even leave the game world?

Next chapter of Lust and Pixie Dust is up. You can almost see where I was originally writing this many months ago and kind of stopped and where I picked up again recently. I was going to go back and rewrite/heavily edit the chapter but aside from proofreading I decided to leave it as a kind of time capsule. Here is the fic, there is a short sequence of sci fi action and cartoon violence if that bothers anyone.

Not at all, I am rather intrigued and find the idea compelling but I am already working on other projects that keep me from committing to this at the moment. Seriously though, if 18 inches is the minimum, what’s the ideal size? Does he already have the monster cock or is that a result of the Acme superstud pills? Does he have to continue taking the pills for effects to work long term?

At least 18 inches, we're not talking dinosauric or anything but enough to please the casual size queen. So what we are looking for is average everyday nothing special John J. Everyman. Bourne in a small town no one's heard of but raised in a big city, joined the Army as an MP to be like his hero Jack Reacher (favourite books growing up). After 3 years of gate guard and policing drunkards stateside he got tired and left. Used his GI bill to become a coder since that's the way the industry was moving but it passed him by so now he's a white collar worker at a tech support company and hates his job. He drives a Toyota Camry because it's low cost but still has the neat gadgets even though he always wanted an Audi racer. His girlfriend cheats openly but he's so uncomitted he doesn't even care. He recently baught a motorcycle with his savings to try and fit in with the bikers at the bar he goes to on weekends to pop bottles and for the better gas milage but now his mom keeps calling to bother him about his 'reckless behaviour'. Baught a Glock 19 because of the clown scare. Wears jeans and a t shirt- that kind of thing, basically the most mundane man you could imagine who is so down to earth you can touch him and we all can identify with and sympathize. Well it certainly is interesting but I am still backlogged on other projects.

Guess I should spit something out, ain’t getting younger and people are asking if I am still alive. Anticipation is building, leading only to more disappointment. Here you go, drafted it in a single sitting, which is pretty impressive all things considered. Not the glorious comeback I was hoping for but it’s something. Writing B characters is a lot harder than you’d think since you have to make things up and go by inference for character traits. Inspired by numerous parties, dances and balls I have been to and my first scene featuring alcohol. I do not condone underage or irresponsible drinking but again, observed occurrences and it’s a smut fic, don’t read into it. Please read and review.

The chapter with Lucy is ‘finished’ but still needs to be edited. I started working on two other chapters but nothing substantial. Most of my time is consumed by real life matters these days.

I know I have to eventually if only to get Rexfan's name.

I'm aware, I was speaking in jest. Hey, Ron broke out of the friendzone, he's the ultimate underdog.

I have since gotten up to speed on Danny Phantom, saw the whole series on Hulu. I think they should expand and revise it in a sequel series for an older audience. The only thing I know about Ron is he has a pet rat, is kind of a ginger, has a big haired girlfriend and goes on adventures but without Harry or Hermione there's little point in making him the star. One of the Robins is going to get his own harem in that one fic but I only have a passing familiarity with DC in general and got nothing on Robin(s). Parker is good considertion, Spider-Man is my all time favourite super hero but I don't really like him in this setting. Sorry if it sounds like I am being obstinate.