Desiderius Price

My smartass husband almost doomed us all. He’s eating animal crackers and found a cookie that appeared to be two different critters stuck together. What’s he suggest? ”Hey. Think we can fix this chimera with alchemy?” 

No, Cold. HAYELL no. We are not breaking the alchemical taboo in twenty-twenty-anything, this is not the decade to risk it! There are two whole anime series about just why we don’t mess around with that! 

Four Chapters left to fix.

Still revising, its a good thing I’m going through chapter by chapter and have an outline cause I can tell there’s this weird tone shift I have to solve.

Anyone else ever look at your own writing go be confused of a weird tone shift?

Revising 100%

Page Count :527

Word Count: 76147

Now I have to read through it.

So, why do they even bother printing “best-by” dates for chocolate chips?  Seems rather pointless.

I’m not sure what CAUSED the outage, but it’s now fixed.  It looks like our ISP had to reboot the server after I opened a ticket

The goodnews 90% done with the revamp. Tying the loose threads into a serviceable plot. Trying so hard everything will be ready soon!

The Badnews, Having to deal with the fact my 90 year old grandma is a hoarder.

Tarnished Lion has 40,000 Views!

What I say: "Hekapoo" (the name of a character from Star Vs. the Forces of Evil).

What my phone hears: "Heckapoo," "pecapoo," "Hackaboo," "Packaboo," or "Hecka poop," depending on its mood.

YES!!!  My internet works again, how blessed.    Now where do I pick up my medal for having to withstand an eight day outage? 

The goodnews 90% done with the revamp. Tying the loose threads into a serviceable plot. Trying so hard everything will be ready soon!

The Badnews, Having to deal with the fact my 90 year old grandma is a hoarder.

YES!!!  My internet works again, how blessed.    Now where do I pick up my medal for having to withstand an eight day outage? 

Working on the next few weeks of schedules and hoping like hell I can manage an actual sane and normal schedule for me instead of 2 weeks on, 1 day off shit I’ve been doing.

Sending out wishes for a very happy birthday to my very dear friend Melrick. Unfortunately, they won’t let me ship you a Key Lime pie from JG Melon’s!  

Wishing our very own Pittwitch a Happy Birthday. May your wishes be granted (yes, even THAT one!) 

 

So I’m dictating dialogue into my phone for my upcoming story “The First Adam,” and my phone thinks Adam just whispered in Eve’s ear, “You were born to beat bread.”

My question is, beat it at what?

Here’s a language funny.

If Tomb and Womb have the same sound

then shouldn’t bomb be pronounced Boom?

Is this validation for many of us here?

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/03/30/arts/lgbtq-romance-novels.html

75% done. Haha!

My phone now has a bilingual mode, which means that it will do predictive typing in Spanish as well as English. So I was doing a Duolingo Spanish lesson and typing “Te gusta el…?” (“Do you like…?”), and the next word it suggests is “sexo.”

Apparently, my phone thinks I’m a perv in any language. It’s right, but that’s not the point.

My phone now has a bilingual mode, which means that it will do predictive typing in Spanish as well as English. So I was doing a Duolingo Spanish lesson and typing “Te gusta el…?” (“Do you like…?”), and the next word it suggests is “sexo.”

Apparently, my phone thinks I’m a perv in any language. It’s right, but that’s not the point.

So, work is still hell, still working entirely too much.  finally may have the email sorted out since I upgrade to Win 11

60% done with the revamp. Had to rewrite and shove things into book 2 and three lol

So there’s that.

60% done with the revamp. Had to rewrite and shove things into book 2 and three lol

So there’s that.

My birthday is March 2^nd, and my husband and I are projected closing on a house March 3^rd I am so excited to get the hell out of this small ass apartment.