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Desiderius Price

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  1. It’s a messy subject.
  2. When in doubt, add in a few random farts to the story, that’ll spice things up….

    1. JayDee

      JayDee

      “I knew the dame was trouble the second she waltzed into my office with Taco Bell take out. Suddenly, a fart rang out!

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  4. Note to self: Do not use banishing charms while bowling, all those strikes on gutter balls might get suspicious to the muggles.

    1. InvidiaRed

      InvidiaRed

      That’s what Oblivate  or Confundus is for.

       

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  6. Sometimes the right soundtrack can get the creative juices flowing again.

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  12. That’s worthy of its own holiday! FAQ holiday. Now, if only I could convince my employer that it should be a paid holiday.
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  16. That moment you realize you’re describing a dental cleaning...

    1. JayDee

      JayDee

      He moaned as the dentist probed his hole.

      “Fill my cavity, Doc! I need filling!”

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