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  1. GeorgeGlass
    I was sad to learn today that The World’s Concubine, whose stories I have enjoyed, has died of coronavirus. I know she had some good friends who will miss her.
  2. GeorgeGlass
    Re: “For the Price of One” From Lady Freelove on May 12, 2020 No worries, there’s more in the works!
  3. GeorgeGlass
    Re: “Nothing Beats Two Pair” From Lady Freelove on May 12, 2020 Thank you! Your stories were a real inspiration.
  4. GeorgeGlass
    I’m pleased to say that I’ve just sent chapter 4 of “Twist My Arm” off to beta. So unless it needs major revisions, it should be posted soon.
  5. GeorgeGlass

    Ten questions I'd ask various superheroes if they were real:

    1. Squirrel Girl: What are you going to call yourself when you're forty?
    2. Black Panther and Aquaman: Shouldn't you guys be, like, at home settling trade disputes instead of running around in tight pants?
    3. Martian Manhunter: Suspenders with shorts? Is that a Martian thing?
    4. America Chavez: If you just gently poked some cookie dough with your finger, would it make star shapes?
    5. Iron Man: What do you do if you have an itch?
    6. Beast Boy: So, when you turn into an animal, is it always a boy animal?
    7. Wolverine: If you and Vandal Savage got in a fight, which of you do you think would get bored and go home first?
    8. The Flash: Do women actually like the speed thing? Because, you know...
    9. The Thing: Do you think the right moisturizer would help?
    10. Violet Parr: Have you ever searched your own name on a site called Rule34?

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    2. GeorgeGlass

      GeorgeGlass

      @Strange_idea Certainly.

      @WillowDarkling Foal me once, shame on you. Foal me twice…

      @JayDee All I know is, dog welding is not something you should try in your garage on the weekend, I’ll tell you that.

    3. Strange_idea

      Strange_idea

      Well, squirrel girls both knows she's never going to and is ditzy enough to be totally caught off guard if she does. 

       

      They do both, but aqua man is an easily bored conqueror king first and a politician second, while t'challa's generally solving a trade dispute by hunting the most dangerous game. 

       

      With manhunter it's an "I'm every bit as strong as Superman and know EXACTLY what you just thought. What are you going to do?" thing. And probably easy to shape-shift into. 

       

      You KNOW Tony added some kind of massage device and it went wrong.

       

      This is actually Canon, but beast boy can turn into other humans (but isn't allowed to by writers) and even species like krytponians. Since several species are female only,  that would mean he can change genders. And if not he can borrow it from an animal. 

    4. JayDee

      JayDee

      Any character used to knock around with the Doom Patrol’s gonna be able to get freaky when the situation calls for it. They oughta bring back Danny the Street.

  6. GeorgeGlass
    Made some halfway decent progress on stories this week. Also did some figuring out about how much more of each of my in-progress stories I’m going to be writing. For the Price of One: 2-3 chapters, depending on how long some of the scenes I’m planning end up being. (BTW, “2-3” may not be precise, but it’s still an improvement; before this week, I had no idea how much more of this story I was going to write.) Twist My Arm: 2 more chapters, plus a short epilogue Flesh: Also 2 more chapters, plus a somewhat longer epilogue Wishful: 2 more chapters. Chapter 6 may end up being the longest of them all, so it’s taking a while to write; it’s got two big sex scenes and a major plot revelation in between them. Keene’s College Weekend: 2 more chapters. Chapter 2 is going to be the longest by far, because it covers a full day, unlike chapters 1 and 3. So that one is also taking a while to write. Once I finish one of these, the next thing I plan to start posting is a 3-chapter Craig of the Creek story titled “Creek Dreams.” SWP1: Glad you liked chapter 5 of “For the Price of One.” I hope you’ll like the next one just as much.
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    Re: “For the Price of One” From thatguywiththeface on May 08, 2020 High praise, thatguy! Thank you.
  8. GeorgeGlass

    While browsing Paheal, I accidentally clicked on an ad link, and now ads for Eve's Toys are appearing in the middle of news articles when I read them on my phone. Time to clear my cache, methinks.

    1. JayDee

      JayDee

      Yeah, only that way can you get it back to the Bad Dragon adverts you’re normally seeing!

  9. GeorgeGlass
    Re: “For the Price of One” From DebbieCync on May 07, 2020 Thank you! *Takes a bow* More to come!
  10. GeorgeGlass
    Re: “Nothing Beats Two Pair” From Fairy-Slayer on May 06, 2020 Thank you! I've been doing so many slow-build stories that it's fun to write one that just jumps right into the action. It is indeed. Kewl. And you're welcome.
  11. GeorgeGlass
    Chapter 5 of “For the Price of One” is posted! A “sleepover” at Ramon’s place turns out to be as fun as you’d expect. SWP1, thanks for the comments on “Nothing Beats Two Pair.”
  12. GeorgeGlass
    I’ve just posted “Nothing Beats Two Pair.” The summary: Two sets of boy-girl twins enjoy a typical morning—of sex. The idea was original, but it was such a good fit for the universe of “Regina” by Lady Freelove that I decided to tie it in to that. You don’t need to have read “Regina” to enjoy this story, though.
  13. GeorgeGlass
    Re: “Auntie’s Home” From Julian8 on April 28, 2020 Yeah, when you talked about what you’d want to see in a sequel, I was like, “Wow, ‘Auntie’s Home’ is everything he wants.” No worries, I’m sure Auntie Mara loved every inch that Eric grew.
  14. GeorgeGlass
    SWP1, I’ll be blunt: “Flesh” is dark as all get-out. Maybe the darkest thing I’ve ever written, depending on your perspective. So it may not be your thing. To be blunt again: Still not feeling the Rose/Opal/etc thing. Sorry. But you might like the original story that will probably be the next thing I’ll finish: a one-shot called “Nothing Beats Two Pair.” It’s a little slice-of-life incest story about two pairs of twins.
  15. GeorgeGlass
    Re: “Mommy’s Home” From Julian8 on April 27, 2020 Well, then, you’re in luck, because such a sequel already exists! Hope you enjoy “Auntie’s Home.”
  16. GeorgeGlass
    Well, this site allows it too, so I continue to post all my underage smut here.
  17. GeorgeGlass

    My evolving list of chores:

    1. Clean and polish front door
    2. Buy caulk for cabinets
    3. Laundry

    1. Swap out front-door wreath that's been there since Christmas
    2. Clean and polish front door
    3. Buy caulk for cabinets
    4. Laundry

    1. Buy poison for wasps' nest on front door frame
    2. Swap out front-door wreath that's been there since Christmas
    3. Clean and polish front door
    4. Buy caulk for cabinets
    5. Laundry

    I’m never gonna get to that laundry.

    1. JayDee

      JayDee

      1. Get invited to parlay with the wasp queen only to find yourself trapped as a breeding partner
      2. Somehow escape possibly involving a fellow prisoner spider, called Dave.
      3. Buy poison for wasps' nest on front door frame
      4. etc
    2. GeorgeGlass

      GeorgeGlass

      The good news: The wasps are dead. The front door is clean.

      The bad news: The laundry is untouched. And Dave didn’t make it.

      What am I going to tell his wife? She was planning to eat him tonight. I can’t just show up at her web with an apology and a Big Mac.

    3. JayDee

      JayDee

      Dave! He so wanted to be eaten by his wife. That poor guy. If a big bac is no good, take her Little Mac. Dude’s boxing career is over anyway.

  18. GeorgeGlass
    At long last, I’ve managed to finish something: the next chapter of “Flesh.” Chapter 8: Kim’s Deal It’s the longest chapter yet, so between that and my recent inspiration problems, it’s no surprise that it took me a while to finish. I might be starting to fall back into the groove. We’ll see.
  19. GeorgeGlass
    “Forgiveness is for Everyone”? I mean, it’s absolute, and it captures the two-way street thing.
  20. GeorgeGlass
    I've haven't been feeling as inspired, story-wise, in the past few weeks. And I've realized that part of the reason why is that – ironically – my brain has much less down time now. I have no commute, which used to provide 40 minutes a day when my gnat-like attention span could jump from topic to topic and now and then strike on something good to include in one of my stories. I don't spend 30 minutes at a stretch on the treadmill or the elliptical machine at the gym, with nothing better to think about than stories; instead I'm riding my bike and looking around while watching out for cars. I haven't spent any time putting gas in my car, waiting my turn for the barber, or doing most of the other mindless things that I do in my normal life. Which means that my mind doesn’t have much time to just spin in place and come up with plot ideas or images or bits of dialogue. Weird, right?
  21. GeorgeGlass
    SWP1, I’m not exactly sure when the next chapter of For the Price of One will be ready, but hopefully some time in the next 2 weeks. Glad you liked my list, and I hope you had a happy Easter.
  22. GeorgeGlass

    Ten ways you'll explain to your grandkids all those pictures of you in a face mask.

    1. "This was right before I fought Goro in the semifinals."

    2. "Unfortunately, our Kickstarter campaign for M*A*S*H: The Musical only collected a dollar eighty-nine."

    3. “Yeah, your gramma really loved it when I’d put on this mask and- You know what, never mind.”

    4. “They used to make all the ugly kids wear these. I hope puberty is kinder to you than it was to me.”

    5. "...an' I did it all with nothin' but my horse, my pearl-handled six-shooter, an' that there mask."

    6. “I could teach you, but be warned: The way of the shinobi is not an easy one.”

    7. “On the up side, I got paid five hundred dollars for being on When Rhinoplasties Go Wrong.”

    8. “This was long before you could just buy a kit to make meth.”

    9. “Safe sex made one hell of a comeback in the 2020s.”

    10. “I tell you, the very last thing you want when you’re fighting zombies is to smash one in the head and get splatter in your mouth.”

    1. JayDee

      JayDee

      Genius!

    2. FairySlayer

      FairySlayer

      It must be my age, but M*A*S*H: The Musical gave me the best laugh. Now you have me wondering which modern actors would be cast for the main roles… and who would play the helicopters?

      Still, all of them are fun. Now I’m almost tempted to start the process to have some grandkids of my own.

  23. GeorgeGlass
    Re: “Conscious Sedation” From Simi on April 14, 2020 Thank you! I’m always open to the possibility of a sequel if I have a good enough idea for one.
  24. GeorgeGlass
    Re: “For the Price of One” From Simi on April 14, 2020 Thank you! I’ll be honest: I’m not into feet. The only fics in which I’ve included foot stuff are stories I’ve written for someone else: “Wishful,” which I’m writing for my friend JomaHawk, and “Leilaya’s Evening,” which I wrote for a contest winner.
  25. GeorgeGlass
    Well, I’d recommend pretty much anything by @FairySlayer. His fics cover a range of fandoms. A particular favorite of mine is his Gravity Falls oneshot story “Coming Between Twins.” If you are interested in epic-length, high-quality Loud House fics, I’d recommend checking out @DoctorYnot’s stuff. His story “Make It Wit Chu” may be grim (it’s basically about Lincoln being serially raped by his sisters), but it appears to be the most popular LH story on this site. For original stories, I’ve enjoyed the singles and series by Lady Freelove and The World’s Concubine. Their usernames provide a pretty good hint as to what their stories are about.
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