GeorgeGlass

Another factor might be that people don't come to a site called "Adultfanfiction" looking for something other than fan fiction. I imagine that some people take one glance at the Originals category and think, "That makes no sense."

Probably the same people who accuse the Girl Scouts of promoting contraception and abortion. Ironically, if they were more successful with the lesbianism thing, they wouldn't have to worry about the other stuff. Cool! I'm planning to ready your YIN YANG YO! fic next. I used to love that show. Regarding the player: Do you have some sort of visual impairment, or just a long commute?

Forgive my unsophisticated use of quotes, etc in this post. I haven't gotten the hang of this board's tools yet. Whoa, there are 28 Initial D fics? The Phineas and Ferb archive has only 1 more than that, and that makes it the 4th largest in the "Cartoons M through R" category (behind Metalocalypse, Power Puff Girls, and--you guessed it--My Little Pony). I will admit to being in that group. I don't really want to see guys getting romantic or getting it on, and I'm also not big on non-canonical relationships in general (which I'm sure would have half the people on AFF asking, "Then why are you even here? That's what fanfic is!") Nonetheless, maybe I'll be brave and check out one of your other fics at some point.

My wife's been trying to get me into a kilt for years. Hasn't happened yet, though, because it's still above freezing in Hell.

If you don't get a lot of reviews, I'm sure it has a lot more to do with the size of your chosen fandom than with the quality of your writing. Even people I know who are into anime (not that I know terribly many) tend to say, "INITIAL D? Is that the one about cars?" And the fact that your stories are mostly M/M probably cuts pretty deeply into even that group. My PHINEAS AND FERB stories seem to get a decent number of reviews, although a substantial minority fall into the categories of "Why didn't you [make the story go the way I wanted it to go]?" or "When are you going write more about [the pairing I like]?" I've also noticed that, as far as I can tell, women never review my stories, but I suspect that's a content issue--there are probably only so many women who want to read stories in which teen or preteen cartoon characters have explicit sex, even if there's romance involved.

I was thinking about this thread recently when I was watching AMERICA'S GOT TALENT. The act was two male acrobats, one wearing a dress, who were performing impressive feats of strength and balance interspersed with some clearly homoerotic sight gags. My first thought was, "Man, I bet a lot of the women on AFF would LOVE this."

The picture of "George Glass" (actually a CPR dummy being lugged around by Jan Brady) that I use as my avatar on other sites did not have the right dimensions to use on AFF. So I found a sort of "invisible man" pic that at least conveys the sense of a wholly imaginary person.

I agree about not deleting reviews. People who take the time to comment on a story in any detail (ie, more than just "This sux ballz") deserve that much consideration. The only reviews I've ever deleted have been ones that have pointed out some technical problem that I subsequently fixed, like when someone alerted me that my story had come out as one solid block of text. (And I thanked the reviewer for letting me know.)

I've found that the title is often the hardest part of a story to write. Rarely have I been able to come up with just a few words that adequately reflect the content or spirit of the story.

Actually, part of why I enjoy writing PHINEAS AND FERB fics is that the main female characters on the show give me a lot to work with. Isabella is a girly-girl with a massive crush on Phineas, but she's also an adventure-seeker and leader who can do just about anything she puts her mind to. Candace is utterly neurotic, but her craziness is often as much a strength as a weakness.

I completely agree. Bite-sized chapters work extremely well in some works (especially if there are a lot of simultaneous plot threads); other works need longer chapters to really get you into a scene.

I'm an editor and occasional writer (not of fiction) in my RL job, so I take the study and use of language very seriously. I just enjoy using my skills for evi- I mean, to produce niche erotica in my spare time. I'm not sure I'm understanding your point about how the treatment of women in the media leads to slash--if that is indeed your point. Interesting point about e-book companies. I was listening to a radio program the other day on which someone opined that e-readers have created a market for a lot of genres and formats (eg, novellas) that have little or no commercial appeal in the print market. Maybe I'll look into that, when I'm not too busy creating smut just for fun.

Honestly, I post my stories on AFF and other sites BECAUSE they're not marketable. Nobody (nobody in their right mind, anyway) is going to pay me to write PHINEAS AND FERB porn, or even the furry stories I post on Hentai Foundry and Inkbunny. If I thought anybody would buy such things, maybe I'd slap a price tag on them. Having had a sort of "previous life" as a fanfic writer in a different fandom years ago, I just accept the fact that there is going to be a ton of slash wherever you find fanfic. Nature of the beast, and all that.

I likes me some sexy action gals: --Agent K from THE REPLACEMENTS --Kitty Katswell from TUFF PUPPY --Cheetara from THUNDERCATS (the original was hot; the new one is even hotter) --the JUSTICE LEAGUE version of Wonder Woman

That's pretty much what I ended up doing. Thanks.

I just posted the final chapter of a story, and I cannot for the life of me figure out how to add COMPLETE to the story codes. Everything about the story seems to be editable except the story codes. Am I missing something obvious?

Good question about DOC MCSTUFFINS. That show seems to be the exception to Rule 34--I've never seen any adult fic or art that pertains to it.