StoryJunkie

Out of the corner of my eye only Is it true that gnomes really exists?

OH, too bad. I wonder how long before we realize we aren't psychic at all....(or is it because we all have horrible timing?) quamp.

appear as if everything is normal I hope and dream of tha time when____________

I am not worried, my fics are stalled indefinitely I am half evil and half good, so of course one or the other triumphs eventually I am looking forward to another idle summer so that my imagination will zoom into the stratosphere of inspiration. (or not)

Ukelele...upside down, over someone's head. OKOK, UZI. I said it!

mortar

2050 I enjoyed typing that out...(its the small things in life that are the most fun)

wow. I have. I disturbed their leaves and my arm swelled to incredible proportions. I've never done anything sexually adventurous, like an orgy or even a threesome or gone all the way with anyone except my SO

^ a heart divided < never wears socks, a veritable a-sockist V bewildered by sockma

Once, long ago, in the "before" time. Has gone celebrity spotting

Don't you guys read each other's stories? For chrissakes, Agaib double-spaces! In the cosmic order of things, you are both most excellent word-smithes, the likes of which we are indeed blest to slap our eyes on. (That sounded kind of horrific...)

the question brings to mind another question: "Do good authors grow on trees?" I will ponder this a while....

Um, yes, that's what I meant. I'm a bit bitchy right now, sry, but the question did merit some history, and that's bascially what happened. I have a pretty thick skin, and exchanged a few msgs with the admin in question just to get clarified on what exactly was going on. I think it was kind of hairy for the admins at the time, like "they couldn't read the crystal ball, who can?" sort of thing. Unfortunately, some authors were cringing in pain from that reprimand, and I think that the incident hurt AFF. I hope I'm wrong.

every breath you take (Police)

I noticed too. A lot of authors use dial-up, and when the site was so slow, they didn't bother updating. One author I knew did not even keep her stories on her hard-drive but wrote directly in the AFF window and posted. She's an AWESOME writer. And then the adminisrator told her if she kept doing that, she was going to have her stories deleted. (I won't say who, but I got the same message when I did that) So when the read-only came up, she couldn't post and got frustrated, and just didn't come back. I e-mailed her a couple times to let her know about the place where you could post, but the site was still so damn slow, I think that she just gave up. I mean, there are many steps to know what happened here. I've had comments like: "AFF is so fucked-up" that they didn't want to even bother looking. I couldn't help but agree. The adminisrators said March, and it's June. How long does something like this take? I'm sure that they are to some degree frustrated as well, but would you want to post at a site where the admins threatened to take your work off, even though you were following what they said in their updates concerning their site (being back up by March). It's a circus. I hope that they learn a little more diplomacy regarding their posts and messages to authors. EDIT: have you noticed that at the top of the page there are maybe no more than 10 people on the site at a time? It used to be three or four lines of people reading, browsing, updating. Sometimes it was so busy that streaming was limited. Now it's like a wide open range. So, in my estimation, about 2/3rds of the people have yet to re-discover AFF.

apparently when I was 2 I ran out of the house with nothing on. It was a while before my mom caught up to me. (see the title Keith gave me? It's still there) Have never come in 1st in a race

Used to work in an old folk's home. Seen lots of wrinkly asses. They're cute! I know that's weird, but soon it will be me or you, and I really just paid attention to their eyes, not their bodies. Skipped out of chores by pretending to be sick

Land mines, and yes, I nearly double posted, I SO wanted to say Katana. It's such a pretty word!

Ikebukuro West Gate Park (Japanese TV show)

I've only heard rumors. I've never acted crazy while using public transportation

Babies

Sleeping with the Enemy

Javelin

I've been able to update for a while, albiet rather slowly for the past couple of weeks or month, (I don't know, time no longer holds meaning for me). But things have speeded up in the past week or so. Perhaps people aren't aware of the archive prefix on the url, I mean you know, the "read only" data base as opposed to the "update-able" data base. Go here for main page listing

Urge to get CHF drunk and stoned rising....