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rats Akumu?

She likes to eat them Fairies fly only when__________

I am no longer allowed outside without any clothes

naughty

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I think I ate a worm once...maybe a beetle, but its wiggly legs made me spit it into my hand for closer examination.

I do my best to make life miserable for those around me. It's what I was trained for. It's what I'm good at. And they worship at my feet because of it. sure, there's only a few. A SELECT few But I'm happy. Relatively happy. Once in a while, the guys at work will yell at me, but trust me, they pay in the end. They pay big time. I rule this town. Vicariously, yet, in a way, yes, I rule it. They just don't know it yet... I DO have a hobby, and I find it immensely distracting. I rule the cosmos..in a small way of course, but nevertheless, rule. Some creature from the realm of Dominions seemed to think that I was their friend, so I can also change weather patterns where ever I am. I find this extremely amusing. I hope that everyone is enjoying this ride through space. And darn it all, CHF, how dare you try to drive a tank and I haven't tried to get you drunk yet?

Politicians, obviously! Have you no shame?

I think you'll fit Riiiight in!

I think erotica is different from porn. Erotica is porn with taste, or you could say, love with details. It's almost a learning experience.

I am no longer allowed in the fish pond.

worship "A strange and most glorious mystery do I see." --Saint John Chrysostom

I thought Helen of Troy was blonde. This is that movie with the mysterious leper, right? And oh, the tricks of Hollywood, they just put baby oil all over that bod, but still, I prefer my husband, I don't know why. Probably because Orlando still looks a tad too young for me. (Sheesh, he's a baby! the voice in my mind is saying) (Yes, but he's NAKED! the other voice says.) (That Could Be, says the other voice, but we don't really know that! It's all a trick!) (Once again, Poly's cry to Canada richottes the wrong way. Geez, we've got to do something about the acoustics around here. Maybe we should level the Cascasdes. That way, she will hear you before I do)

they get their games mixed up, just like anyone else. Why can't people just get along?

Melody prides herself in strange infatuations. The only thing keeping me from___________

^ thinks I like orlando. < likes Legolas V not sure there's a difference

screaming

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Mmmmm....

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I'm no longer allowed to climb the trees in the nearby park. It has made the squirrel population decline.

It's that damn dark star that no one can see. It preceeds the sun. Do dead cars go to heaven?

Wow, Arora's psychic! Hey, Arora, who's my one true love? Redsliver?

Nope Nanaea? (is it psychic if we put question marks after their names?)

I"m no longer allowed to laugh suddenly and loudly for fear of disturbing the other patients