StoryJunkie

'Cause Lois Lane put a SPell on him. Why don't Superman have problem cutting his hair?

Brontosaurus! Woohoo! (I got the biggest! nyah nyah)

^ doesn't know I'm the laziest patriot in Canada < stayed inside all weekend to escape the heat and mosquitos V Loves the July (extra) long weekend

I am the hornet!

I am grinning like a fool I am a comet that streaks across the heavens I am really quite harmless, and await my daily dose of haldol so that my all encompassing urges cease to scare anyone.

HOw perceptive of you Miss Wolly. Poly?

What did Sailor Moon tie into Tuxedo Mask's hair after they got married? A hand ful of marbles.

Many times. n/ng: blew bubbles with your saliva

the batter must take the base. When the full moon rises......

2333 You had too much fun with that, MIss Wolly. For your punishment, you will be spanked. (Here comes a breeze)

^thinks I"m American. < Got happy July 1st V Will soon be educated regarding the differences between Americans and what I am.

Today, goils and bois, I am ABOVE it all. (No, not on drugs, either) I am absolutely floating in heavenly bliss of Love. I am able to see everyone with eyes that shine like twin suns. I am in love with ALL.

Funny, I have absolutely no prob with that. I emote from afar and expect everyone to know my mood by the way I formulate a sentence. Doesn't everyone? Never been to Europe

I am no longer allowed to repeat the word "fucktard" to my employees as a cute thing my teenager said the other day.

too bad she didn't come with a light that flashed whenever she lied, then you'd be able to know. Honestly, with some people, you can never tell. She ought to be spanked for leading you on.

^ must be psychic < writes only at home, alone, in the dark V will leave me a rockin review, if they haven't done so already. (Hope you like death and destruction mixed with sex)

I am no longer allowed to feign unconsciouness for a week at certain times of the month, and claim I was in a coma, what a coincidence! It couldn't possibly have been me who yelled insane words at everyone

I ate him. Quamp? (sorry, just some sound effect I made up)

you just like saying it in you mind, over and over, don't you? Agaib?

better to play it than watch it, I always say. My eyesight is bad, but my aim is excellent. Weird, but true. (It's all about math) Never flew a plane.

Quazar (I think its built by Peugeot)

I've always theorized that twinkies were just an experiment to see if the extruder worked properly.

I remember that! Shiny brass handles! I think I got mixd up, too! We chased each other, it was fun! Tossed the fish back because you couldn't stand the thought of gutting it. "Er, too small!"

is an occasional occurence, which makes me pout because I missed the Zelda references. A bird in the hand_____________________

Did I ever mention that I'm no longer allowed to drink alcohol in the presence of my dear sweet employees who now tease me mercilessly, although the incident was several months passed, and one of them is married to my daughter's math teacher who now looks at me strangely, and another is married to our bank manager (thankfully, I don't see her too often). It was only 3 glasses of wine, I swear!