StoryJunkie

Don't worry, I'll use a psudonem and be "anon"

YEs, and weird, too Usually when I experience a dream of a sexual nature, I wake up right when the good part happens. (Or, not so good, like that time with the strange penis-shaped mushroom in my gardern---don't ask!)

wow, this thread is giving me evil ideas. I'm not sure how it's all going to happen, but there's something rolling around in my brain....LOL

there was one gulp left in the jug, honestly! g/ng: considered inappropriate behaviour while at some refined public event (like church, or a town meeting)

I'm no longer allowed to think "Christmas" when Sliver's balls are mentioned.

Velociraptor (Kee hee hee)

2372 (7628 until 10,000)

Man, I had to break into my own house so many times, I'm surprised the neighbors didn't call the police. You'd be surprised how easy it is....I no longer bother locking the doors. Yeah, I'm that Key/Lock impaired. Our back door doesn't even have a door knob. Ahem. I've never really "upkept" my house. Just the basics.

The thing about Rei is that she channeled all that anger. That's probably why. I wouldn't want to get on her bad side. If she were real, that is. I thought of another screwy powerful bitch, that main character from Gokusen. She was off the wall, but again, another disciplined person that you just did not want to piss off. Of course, she WAS the head of the Yakuza. Kumiko

Pithy. Mmmm. er, about the pages. I've written chapters as short as 1 page, so...I'm a liar. I think I just meant that other one I worked on. However, the House is an excellent story, and I look forward to whatever you decide to do.

3rd term science, grade 9. I'll never forget it. Passed the year, though. Got it on with all your clothes pretty much still on.

Definitely. Is it possible to eat too many slices and pieces?

He-MAN!

Go for two. I noticed on fanfiction, where you can actually see how many hits you get per chapter, the farther a reader goes into a story, the fewer hits you get. So, it would follow, using that logic, that the more chapters you have, the fewer hits to the end. A couple of other factors, to my thinking are these: A lot of people come to the site and read whatever random story that comes up. Nine out of 10 times, it'll probably be a puerile one. Another reason that people visit the site is that they know someone who is a writer here and will look them up. So, to sum up: short attention span. Motive is selfish short attention span. I made up a really long fantasy, which I enjoyed emensely, so I didn't care enough to ask the question that you are so thoughtfully posing. I think the longest a story might be on this format, is probably 18 chapters. (Depending on the length of the chapter of course, I figure 4 - 6 pages each). That's my opinion. Maybe I'm wrong, but that seems to be the way of it. Just ask yourself, when you read a story and you click on the drop-down chapter menu, do you leave if you see it more than 10 chapters?

WHOOHOO! (Man, I'm getting ALL the cool ones!) Tyranosaurus Rex!

Heaven. Why do socks go in as a pair and come out single?

NG. Got caught once, and it was fair and square. I had absolutely no defense. Lent something you owned to someone and later you found out that they had done something they should have told you about...

None that I see. (What is "gaib"?) Capcomfreak

Masters...

RAising ARizona (movie)

I AM in bed. I am not that sleepy. I'm now pumped that Mel will have another chap up soon.

Pterodactyl (I lucked out, guys!) (Good luck finding a Queerosaurus, next dude!)

(I've heard that somewhere before!) I'm no longer allowed to have strange dreams and tell everyone about them. (Too bad, guys!)

^ he should leave all the cooking to others < Indifferent to cooking, prefers baking...mmm V likes to eat bakery products.

Nope Ababe? I mean, Agaib?