StoryJunkie

An American Werewolf in Paris

I've been known to pillow a few heads... Soulsearcher?

G, but I always manage to think up something, even if it's lame.... G/NG: Punched someone in the face, causing a tooth loss.

Wow, Quamp, you've been spying on us! That's incredible. Did you use Jung's theory of dream interpretation, or just that plus instinct? I remember having this dream about my teeth falling out, and some old wive's tale says it means that someone will die. (No body did, not that I recall) So I always have an ear to the ground. The really screwy dreams are when you are awake! Hey, I didn't know girls dug you, You are really a surprising fellow. And here I thought you were just a geek like the rest of us.

Nobody here is mean. IF you do something wrong, however, you will be told. It's always a good idea to actually read the TOS before signing up to any site, tho. You never know what's lurking out there on line. Could be a shark. Could be a whale. Could be a minnow. Could be a sea monster. Like those 16th century maps. When the cartographer didn't know what lay beyond a certain distance, he put: "There be monsters here".

Dead Dog (Crown Royal, Beer, Tabasco sauce)

Nah. Just a story. It's junk. Sorry. Soulsearcher, can you find mine? I've lost it in some story somewhere....

I am no longer allowed to mention balls of any kind, at this point, just as a courtesy to my brain cells

Oooh, I read that! I cried so much! Oh God! (movie)

Not the entire thing. I didn't realize what the heck I was watching until the end. I can't believe people get paid to do that! I've never danced on a table.

I am puzzled as to how Muses will be lured by baked products? I am admiting that I have never been on a Musequest.

ng At least she had something tasty, and didn't try to call me an evil Pope-lover. I gave her money and bade her well. G/NG: Thinks the NG stands for "Natural Gas" instead of "Not Guilty" every time you look at it

GAAAK!

^ was at the same 4 X track as me that day? (Will wonders never cease) < Got drunk and the 4X track near town. Saw the most ginormous bonfire ever created by young adults. But that was it. No funny. didn't get drunk, but did watch a lot of drunks stumbling about, and was amazed they thought they could drive. Well, BC roads are kind of curvy and dippy anyway. I suppose any drunk could drive them and think they were going straight, and yet arrive home alive. (WTF, how the HELL did I end up on the front grill of a Peterbuilt?) V aghast at drunk drivers.

more sexual situations that are scintillatingly funny. As he advanced toward her, he_______________

er, count back, my lovelies. (Unless Mel and Soulie are siamese twins) 2383

Marzipan

^ thinks I have a thing for cute evil kitties.. (BWahahahaha) < thinks web cams are only as good as their connection. (like the signal is coming from outer space or something) V will soon correct me about what kitties are really called

refreshing. That's It! Now I've got to go and_____________________

G: Guilty. g/ng: wants to be in a bad B-movie

because its only a Story! A Story, not reality. Why do we watch so much TV?

The answer to zero plus zero? You've got to do it every day.

PUssies! Damn you all to hell, PUSSIES! If only I hadn't eaten all that _____________

me either. I never ran a marathon

B52 (the Bomb)