BronxWench

Eternal "almost-there"? Nah... Besides, at the age I plan on being when I finally shuffle off this mortal coil, being almost there could be the achievement!

Strictly from a traumatic point of view, there'd be massive evidence of that sort of damage, and yes, while the uterus is designed to stretch to accommodate a growing fetus, that's a gradual process aided by hormones. The invasion of a tentacle pushing through the cervix would cause the uterus to rupture, which would result in internal bleeding. Externally, there would most likely be swelling, bruising, and eventually skin tearing if the intrusion of the tentacles continued and the abdominal muscles ruptured. A probable research direction would be to look at the sorts of war crime violence perpetrated against women. That would be if you're looking for realistic depictions of what would happen. For a more tentacle related direction, this article does contain some interesting links... http://www.cracked.com/article_18472_6-depraved-sexual-fetishes-that-are-older-than-you-think.html

I think I'd like to die laughing as well, or at the very least in the middle of something from my bucket list. (And yes, I have a bucket list.) Humor is what keeps me going, and always has. I like to laugh, and I think it's left me with much nicer wrinkles than frowning ever would. As far as dying in the bosom of my family, I plan on outliving most of them anyway. In all seriousness, I have no particular desire to die anytime soon. I have way too much left to do. But when I go, I want it to be either in the midst of my friends who make me laugh, or in some spectacularly insane way, like hang gliding off Ayers Rock, or seeing exactly how fast a Lamborghini can go. Until then, I plan on espousing my usual philosophy of living life with a wanton disregard for personal safety. It's worked so far!

Per a TOSMail report, this story is in the wrong category within LOTR. It is under LOTR Movies > Slash - Male/Male when it should be in LOTR Movies > Het - Male/Female. Noting it here for when you reach this archive. Gifts of the Valar Reporter notified that this will be addressed when this archive is cleaned up.

Were you thinking of this list?

Hmm. This is a pretty broad request, since xenophilia can be defined as anything from an interest in other cultures and/or races to an interest in other species entirely. It would help if you could narrow the parameters just a bit. Is the story science fiction, or fantasy based? If science fiction, are you contemplating extraterrestrials or simply scientific experimentation? All of these could (and have) been adapted to include tentacle porn, so that part of your request sort of goes without saying.

Heh. They're never quiet at 16... I had 3 of 'em over today and my ears still hurt...

There is a category under books for this fandom: A Song of Ice and Fire

What JayDee said... The ratings are meaningless to me, but if you take the time to review, well... that says I reached you.

::offers JD a mint julep:: Really, it's probably the best thing about Kentucky aside from the Derby itself.

This calls for speculation... I vote cum gum...

Hi! First of all, the "zMisplaced Stories [ADMIN use only]" is exactly that - a category reserved for admin use only. Stories posted there are deleted. The How to Add a Story FAQ is where you want to begin. This will show you how to navigate the jump menus to the correct subdomain, which in your case would be Celebrity. I would also suggest that you read the FAQ on disclaimers. If you have any questions, please don't hesitate to ask!

I believe the story you're looking for is Willpower by someonenotme.

If they're relevant, and done well, and advance the reader's understanding of the character and plot, I'd think it's fine.

Kim Possible: The Impossibilities Series

A better place would be here. That is where people can share links to outside sites freely. This thread is for questions directed to the staff, and hopefully, I've answered your question!

Your story was posted in the Anime subdomain, when it belongs in the Gundam, Beyblade, DBZ, FMA subdomain, You can use the jump menus on the author's panel to navigate to the correct subdomain. Stories posted to the wrong subdomain are deleted with no warnings.

I should be glad there was no *sweatdrop*, hmm?

I must whimper and share... The Manga School of Fan Fiction Writing needs to be razed to the ground.

No reviews for either posting, but do we want to merge hits and ratings?

The author was under 18 at the time "Bacca di Sangue" was published on AFF, and it was removed along with all additional content published while the author was still a minor. The author is free to repost it now, however, since she is now over 18.

After checking into this, the deleted stories were published before your 18th birthday. All your pre 18 content was deleted, and that would include reviews associated with those stories.

I like pairings like "thick cock" or "generous cock" rather than having someone actually give me measurements. I'm happier using my imagination as a reader.

One thing you don't say, and it really makes a difference, is whether or not the story is being told in the first person or not. If it's being told in the first person, you do need to make the transition clear, and the asterisks or other subtle marker (please do NOT announce the POV change) is needed. If you're telling the story in third person, consider what we called the "third person omniscient" back in the Jurassic age. It allows the author to reveal the thoughts of all the characters. A good description is this article. A little more in-depth discussion is here. Don't let yourself get discouraged. Point of view is a tricky thing to get right, and the fact that you care enough to worry about getting it right is the hallmark of a writer.