BronxWench

And both are gone.

And gone...

Thank you for letting us know, and we'll take care of that!

Nope, it wasn't a typo. Kags says her parents were nuts, and I pointed out in her status update that until she was over 50, her parents weren't nuts. However, she can be called nuts with impunity.

Pen Name: BronxWench Story link: Play It Safe Type of fic: Flashfic Rating: Adult+ Fandom: Fantasy & Science Ficton > Slash - Male/Male Warnings: AFFO, ChallengeFic, M/M, Oneshot

I'm sorry to hear the news, Melrick, although I know they've been dancing around this diagnosis with you for a while now. There really are no words of wisdom that help, but if you need to vent, I do listen well.

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The link to the story is here.

Okay, that is actually creepy...

I located the story and it should be visible again. In the event that this happens again, please remember to tell us the name of the story and the subdomain it's published under. It makes this much faster to process. Thanks!

Eternal "almost-there"? Nah... Besides, at the age I plan on being when I finally shuffle off this mortal coil, being almost there could be the achievement!

Strictly from a traumatic point of view, there'd be massive evidence of that sort of damage, and yes, while the uterus is designed to stretch to accommodate a growing fetus, that's a gradual process aided by hormones. The invasion of a tentacle pushing through the cervix would cause the uterus to rupture, which would result in internal bleeding. Externally, there would most likely be swelling, bruising, and eventually skin tearing if the intrusion of the tentacles continued and the abdominal muscles ruptured. A probable research direction would be to look at the sorts of war crime violence perpetrated against women. That would be if you're looking for realistic depictions of what would happen. For a more tentacle related direction, this article does contain some interesting links... http://www.cracked.com/article_18472_6-depraved-sexual-fetishes-that-are-older-than-you-think.html

I think I'd like to die laughing as well, or at the very least in the middle of something from my bucket list. (And yes, I have a bucket list.) Humor is what keeps me going, and always has. I like to laugh, and I think it's left me with much nicer wrinkles than frowning ever would. As far as dying in the bosom of my family, I plan on outliving most of them anyway. In all seriousness, I have no particular desire to die anytime soon. I have way too much left to do. But when I go, I want it to be either in the midst of my friends who make me laugh, or in some spectacularly insane way, like hang gliding off Ayers Rock, or seeing exactly how fast a Lamborghini can go. Until then, I plan on espousing my usual philosophy of living life with a wanton disregard for personal safety. It's worked so far!

Per a TOSMail report, this story is in the wrong category within LOTR. It is under LOTR Movies > Slash - Male/Male when it should be in LOTR Movies > Het - Male/Female. Noting it here for when you reach this archive. Gifts of the Valar Reporter notified that this will be addressed when this archive is cleaned up.

Were you thinking of this list?

Hmm. This is a pretty broad request, since xenophilia can be defined as anything from an interest in other cultures and/or races to an interest in other species entirely. It would help if you could narrow the parameters just a bit. Is the story science fiction, or fantasy based? If science fiction, are you contemplating extraterrestrials or simply scientific experimentation? All of these could (and have) been adapted to include tentacle porn, so that part of your request sort of goes without saying.

Heh. They're never quiet at 16... I had 3 of 'em over today and my ears still hurt...

There is a category under books for this fandom: A Song of Ice and Fire

What JayDee said... The ratings are meaningless to me, but if you take the time to review, well... that says I reached you.

::offers JD a mint julep:: Really, it's probably the best thing about Kentucky aside from the Derby itself.

This calls for speculation... I vote cum gum...

Hi! First of all, the "zMisplaced Stories [ADMIN use only]" is exactly that - a category reserved for admin use only. Stories posted there are deleted. The How to Add a Story FAQ is where you want to begin. This will show you how to navigate the jump menus to the correct subdomain, which in your case would be Celebrity. I would also suggest that you read the FAQ on disclaimers. If you have any questions, please don't hesitate to ask!

I believe the story you're looking for is Willpower by someonenotme.