BronxWench

For Punch Line: Thank you! I aim to amuse! (Did you read the first one? "Hunting Elysium" is the name.)

I can't imagine a more delicious fate!

For Masking Intentions: ::attempts to look innocent:: Torture? You'd think it was a competition or something... I promise, there are answers coming. They may not be the ones you want, or what you expect, but there will be answers. And thank you! I'm glad I can amuse!

Thank you! We'll take care of that when we reach Movies in the clean-up of the archive, but in the meantime, this is the place for such things, so we remember to do them.

The author publishes under the name of Weyodi Squid. Site policy prohibits me from including a link, but you can certainly Google the name.

For Masking Intentions: Thank you, so much! I'm especially happy that you're enjoying this, and I should be thanking you for inspiring me to return to this world. To answer your question, sort of, the Maiden is an oracle. How much she chooses to divulge to the others of the Crown is what's in question. The Stag knows only that Kdis can protect this sprog, and it's important to their realm that Kdis do so. He knew, when he bought Kdis, who he was buying, and trained Kdis personally to ensure Kdis would be ready for his destiny. And yes, Kdis' roots lie across the ocean. He himself was born in the realm of the Seaborn. I can't say more or I'll spoil things.

For A Good Morning's Sleep: And Yes, yes! That's definitely it! Morbid is a fluffy thing! I'm glad you liked this little bit of crazy, which is actually not based on anything real, except for the noisy neighbor thing. That's a New York gimmee. Absolutely. And there is always a neighbor like that when you work nights. But I had a lot of fun writing this one, and I'm always happy when someone else enjoys the humor in it.

The fight scene was utterly wrenching, given the game Sauron plays with poor Maglor, but I couldn't see it happening any other way. Sauron is incapable of of anything else, really, and Maglor still could not bring himself to surrender. I imagine Fallen resulted in a great many of those conversations...

::pounces:: A new story! Hooray! ::scurries off to read happily::

I was going to unwrap the Easter Bunny myself. He's MUCH nicer than chocolate eggs.

::dies laughing:: In my case, I'm already in trouble for not correctly understanding "fluffy."

There IS no archive profile for chickenlittle. You might want to give us the urls you're looking at, so we can check this for you. Also, you need to put a proper url in your forum profile, since that's required for forum membership.

Thank you! I'll be sweeping through that subdomain this weekend, and I see I'll have my work cut out for me this week. Ah, well. This is why we get that extra cookie.

For Hazardous Duty: ::dies laughing:: Thank you, thank you! Yes, I have been guilty of the odd bit of fluff. Here and there. From time to time. Now, if you like those boys, read "Special of the Day."

For Masking Intentions: Thank you! I've got plenty more to come. I don't want to quite give it away yet, but there is a reason Kdis was given an assignment so quickly. I've dropped a hint or two, so stay with me and I promise answers will come!

For Masking Intentions: Thank you! I know, I'm terrible to end on a tease like that, but I've always thought prologues should be sort of a tease. There's more to come, I promise, and while it might not be the prettiest ride, I hope it'll be a good one!

Being a curious sort, did you really intend for folks to be able to download hard copy of your story? It's your story, so we're not going to object, but I hate for this to bite you in the form of people posting your story all over, in places where you might not want it posted, or passing it around. If you ever decide you wanted to pull all your work from the Internet, as people have done for various reasons, it makes it really impossible when you've lost control of the story. Just my thoughts, and as I said, you're the author and it's your story.

Oh, don't encourage me! I already have the BDSM tag on that little foray, and I may need to add more. This is NOT a fluffy world.

Well, it's not IN Egyptian, but playing with fonts? Yeah, I can do that...a real translation will take longer, though. The Black Speech is harder. It uses a form of tengwar for writing, but there is almost no extensive dictionary for it. The same with Orkish. There simply isn't enough to do a proper translation.

The author might want to repost that story. For some reason, in the recent update, a small portion of stories in the Comic subdomain were affected like this. It's possible that our tech admin can see if she can restore the data, but given her real-life workload at the moment, I doubt it will be soon, and she is the only one with database access, for obvious reasons.

The closest I can come is: toDSaH bIjatlh, 'ej nga'chuq HItlhej ghaj!

In French (and mine is rusty, so feel free to correct me...): Enfermé trou du cul et baise-moi! In Sindarin Elvish (because I'm a geek that way): No dhínen! Puitho nin! (or Avo bedo 'sevin i dhâf' a charo! if you want the more polite version)

Prompted by a conversation I wandered into this morning in our very own Procrastination Station, I found myself wondering... In how many languages can our members say "Shut up, asshole, and fuck me!" (or something close to that sentiment, of course)? Let's play!