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It’s so damn nice to be writing again after such a long-assed drought.
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You and me both. Now the internet writing sites won't know what hit them again . Lol. (And the trophy is for a win, not so much thanks .)
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Yay!! Writing!
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Wooo! I hit the 5 chapter mark! Since that’s my I-Got-This-Far-So-Pretty-sure-I-Won’t-Drop-This-fic-Like-I-Did-The-Last-Fifty-Yay line in he sand, you know what that means, don’t you? Tiiime to unleash this porny beast upon the world!!!! Mwahahahaahaha!
Well… Soon as I edit and wrangle me a beta… BEWARE and so forth.
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that’s my I-Got-This-Far-So-Pretty-sure-I-Won’t-Drop-This-fic-Like-I-Did-The-Last-Fifty-Yay line in he sand
It’s always good to have a line like that.
QuoteOh crap I gotta write the summary.
I know how you feel. It’s a surprisingly tricky thing to do.
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Ha! I did decide on a title, thanks to Melrick.
But yeah, summaries. Who needs em? From now on I’m just going to load the summary field with top secret mind control words that force everyone who’d enjoy the story to read it and review. Those words exist! I’m sure of it! We just gotta make them harry potter writers tell us what they are!
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“LOL I SUCK AT SUMMARIES JUST READ AND REVIEW.”
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Sometimes I just wanna name my story what it is. Fuck nuance and creativity, this one shall henceforth be called “Porny Monster Fic with Maybe a Cult Too, If I Feel Like It.”
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I vote for InvidiaRed’s idea.
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Sounds like a self-help book that I absolutely need in my life.
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A self-help book that enables you to bump into things man was not supposed to know….
And more importantly, bump uglies with.
Cause deep space and or a ton of other dimensions tend to be awfully lonely.
*Warning Author is not responsible for any mishaps and or misunderstandings with unknowable entities. Please do not read if you are pregnant and or nursing. If you are a sex that cannot be pregnant please consult with the nearest available physician.
Primary side effects include Xenophilia. unnatural growths. Sudden markings in dead or unknown languages on sensitive flesh. New orifices. tentacular genitalia. Ocular genitalia.Sapient genitalia. Scales. bruises. Smelling colors. hearing textures. Speaking in tongues. Sudden new organs of undetermined purpose. Weight loss, Weight gain. Height gain. Height loss. Alternating sexes. Inability to understand modern language. Inability to understand any language. Unexplained smells. Bills and proof of residence of the following places.
R’yleh, Carcosa, Lake Hali.
Missing pets. Sudden new pets. Unknown suddenly interested family from Innsmouth. Cults with an inornate fondness for kidnapping. mundane ancient artifacts bearing your likeness. Sudden new discovery of your ancient burial place. Etc..
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I got the internet today! What did I miss?
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I don’t know why I thought that said ‘cat porn’.
I mean, it’s the internet. I guarantee you there’s cat porn out there.
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Khajiit has porn if you have coin.
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Khajiit has porn if you have coin.
I’m now imagining a Duke Weaselton-style Khajiit with a big coat full of off-brand DVDs.
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Internet will shut down any day now and moving day is next week! Time to go on a frantic search for free kindle books to download! Maybe I’ll get lucky and find some free erotica en espanol to help me learn.
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Moving to Edmonton Alberta, from Southern Saskatchewan.
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Oh, okay. I thought from the “erotica en espanol to help me learn” that you were moving to Spain or something!
At any rate, good luck with the move and we’ll see you when you get back!
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Nah, I just love spanish so I’m trying to learn it. That would be awesome tho. And thanks!