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  1. InvidiaRed
    Then its sure to be amazing.
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    Rings of power can be summed as thus

    • Galadriel is pretty much the greater evil of the story and at this point only Sauron himself is capable of knocking her down a peg. No, I’m not joking. She has glimmers of self-awareness that flicker and fade just as quickly as the story itself won’t let her be wrong.( She’s pretty much the most empowered Mary Sue in recent history)
    • The Harfoots are evil to the core. Let’s leave them to die turned to lets steal their wheels so they’ll absolutely die. Forget orcs, the only reason anyone is alive is because they’re avoiding these murder monsters. Orcs are more sympathetic and they’re the minions of evil.
    • Exiling evil herself absolutely was the right call as even when she’s apologizing for manipulating someone. She’s still un-apologetically doing it. “Because I cannot stop”
    • Durin’s subplot is the best part of RoP. The actors are having fun with what they’re given.
    • The only reason sauron’s acolytes are about is they want to steal the Harfoot’s unabashed evil for themselves and for screen time.
    • The Mithril thing.
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    2. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      My recommendation is to stop making these bets with these horrific, torturous outcomes.  Get into something safer, like skydiving.

    3. InvidiaRed

      InvidiaRed

      I’ve learned my lesson @Desiderius PriceBut to be fair against a mono-green squirrel spam token generator deck even my Black/White Zombie horde  life gain combo stood no chance whatsoever. So many Squirrels.

    4. InvidiaRed

      InvidiaRed

      I shall regale you with my tale of folly. For while Anointed Procession+ Endless Ranks Of The Dead+ Soul Warden= Equals a zombie apocalypse with a lifetotal of easily 100+ I had assumed I was going to win. So I made the bet.

      But oh… Oh, how naive I was. For while the combo above is good. It does not compete with Parallel Lives + Doubling Season+ Doubling Season= Eight times the tokens for every token spawned and the Coupe De Grace was Squirrel Mob the size of a death star.

      I implore you to hold this wisdom. You see a squirrel on the board. Be prepared to wipe the entire board with a nuke. Or at least something that can destroy enchantments.

       

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    Will do, I can just message you tho <3
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    I think we all need to agree that Rings of Power counts as a crime against humanity and amazon sued for war crimes. Episode five… here I come.:yawn:

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    2. DemonGoddess

      DemonGoddess

      I intend to poke fun and throw things at my tv tonight!

    3. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

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      I intend to poke fun and throw things at my tv tonight!

      Think I should protest in defense of the TV?  Poor TV, its a slave to the filth that gets fed to it.

    4. InvidiaRed

      InvidiaRed

      @BronxWenchI mean I take comfort in the fact that it will be used by future generations on how not to create an adaptation. Going forward, any author contacted by hollywood for an adaptation of their works must be on set at all times and in the writing room no exceptions. With veto power in their  contract no trust whatsoever. When I said I wouldn’t let Hollywood within a light year of my characters. This is the definitive example of what I meant.

      @DemonGoddessI shall pray for your TV’s Absolution. miserere nobis :popcorn:

  7. InvidiaRed
    So is it too early to invite you for Halloween 2025? =p
  8. InvidiaRed
    Okay. Thank you.
  9. InvidiaRed
    I can’t seem to be able to Review any stories on the archive. Specifically I was in Archive:Television, finishing The Vampire Dominatrix everything is fine until attempting to post. The button Post Review won’t click making posting the review impossible here’s a pic for reference. Any Thoughts?
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    Just started reading your fics!
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    No use to ponder the other choice when you’re falling to find out how deep the rabbit hole goes.
  12. InvidiaRed

    Here’s an existential thought for you.

    What if space is so vast because the divine didn’t want the chance for their creations to look upon one another or them?:blink:

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    2. InvidiaRed

      InvidiaRed

      Should we worry about abominations? Misbegotten beings, Errors, Mistakes and other things out there in the vastness of infinity? Things that shouldn’t be yet somehow cling to animate life?

      Lovecraft on full display.

    3. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      Unfortunately, those abominations are wreaking havoc in Ukraine :(

    4. InvidiaRed

      InvidiaRed

      Nah, that is all human. Picking the perfect opportunity when all your opponents are too busy pursuing utopian thinking to see reality.

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    Well I mean that’s high praise for me. Here’s this yearly oneshot *Suddenly a novel appeared*
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    I actually did start a LOTR darkfic half drunk.

     

    One of the most anachronistic things I’ve ever written and it involved gandalf getting knocked out by a amazon prime box hitting him in the head and him tumbling down Orthanc

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    Skip the middle man and ride the cowboy Since, now days horses come in two varieties. Spoiled( The unholy spawn of the rich version of cat ladies) And Workhorses. https://scienceofmotion.com/documents/horse_cadence.html http://thehorseridingsite.com/terminology https://www.farmhousetack.com/blogs/barn-blog/glossary-of-horse-riding-terms-for-beginners https://equinehelper.com/common-horse-terminology/ https://mykavallerie.com/blogs/equestrians-corner/talk-the-tack-a-complete-guide-to-horse-riding-terms-slang
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    Like you’ve never ridden a horse? Or?
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    In honor of that soulless bleak caricature that is the hell I’ve been forced to watch that is rings of power.

    I kinda want to do a porn heavy, LOTR dark fanfic safe in the knowledge of no matter what I do.

    It will never approach the level of desecration that amazon has inflicted on the rest of us.

    The LOTR stories on this site is lightyears better even the bleak gritty ones and for that they all should be commended and certainly celebrated.

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    2. InvidiaRed

      InvidiaRed

      I mean it only took them half-way through the first season to get a single decent scene. By the time they end its practically a garuntee they’ll make one good episode.

      Where I’m not solidly rooting for Sauron to win.

    3. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      Hmm… Seemed like there was full employment with Sauron, sounds like a jobs man!

    4. InvidiaRed

      InvidiaRed

      Part of me wonders if the only reason the orcs followed him was because of the benefits and orcs where the only ones one who applied because it was in Black Speech.

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    Precise Shot it turning out to be the largest oneshot I’ve done.
  19. InvidiaRed
    Or your friends find out you had good taste
  20. InvidiaRed
    That’s actually a great vampire movie. Interview with a vampire, queen of the damned and the underworld series all do vampires well.
  21. InvidiaRed
    War at its most simple components is the pitting your survival prowess against another and hoping you’re the one correct.
  22. InvidiaRed
    I mean you don’t even want to think about it from an evolutionary stand point. How does an apex predator evolve to feast on another without causing the entire ecosystem to fall to chaotic shambles?
  23. InvidiaRed
    Well as they say. There’s no party like the Donner party.
  24. InvidiaRed
    Absolutely.
  25. InvidiaRed
    Yes. If you play Vampire The Masquerade you have to understand what blood means to a vampire. It is their drug of choice, the means to extend their unnatural life, their rejuvenation and continued immortality. To a vampire is is their drug of choice, Its sex, drugs and rock N roll all rolled into one. No matter, how genial and good nature-ed a vampire is. They are still bound to it like a junkie needing their next fix. They will still tear you part if you get in the way.
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