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InvidiaRed

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  1. Welp, Episode eight managed to somehow find the subbasement to rock bottom. Dear god where do I start?

    It is a banal anathemic sacrilege and outright vitriolic and visceral sustained blasphemic abortion to Tolkien’s works. Not only is tone deaf in a way that only a soulless and hellbound corporation could manage. It goes out of its way to be Anti-Tolkien even at its basest level.

    Corporate Anti-fiction as its final shuddering evolution on par with the erecting of the tower of babel itself.  Not only does it absolutely and resolutely undermine LOTR in its entirety it precludes the conceptual possibility of LOTR altogether.

    it has to be AU at best.

    The least of its crimes against nature and sin is it refutes the concept of goodness itself. Morgoth won the war is the best way to describe it. Eru Ilúvatar could never have created something this vacuous and empty.

    Galadriel-Sue is the brand new face of a blackhole mary sue. Reality is her bitch and even the plot gives way to her mercurial wants.

    Non-negotiable Ray Palpatine doesn’t even come close to this new found level of mary sue. This utterly insulting caricature. She is the left hand and right hand of Morgoth at the same time. Fk it Galadriel is what a successful Morgoth would look like.

    Not only is she the instigator of everything in RoP. She’s The Dark Lord of the entire franchise by proxy who not only is forgiven but gets to escape karma entirely and go to the Undying Lands.  Sauron himself is her victim. Let that sink in.

    I joked in an earlier post that sauron was the only one that could topple her. Nope, she took an erupting volcano to the face. Her plot armor is so heavily reinforced and thick I don’t even think the Death Star could touch her.

    Sauron is exactly who you think it is and he is the doomed hero of the series.

    This finale is what the death of fiction looks like.

    If a corporation and or hollywood so much as even looks in your direction. Rings of Power is the absolute and resolute lasting example of what they’ll do to your beloved works if given even half a chance. Have a lawyer on hand and a box of pampers cause there’d be no possibility of even a bathroom break for the author on set who’d actively have to have a fricking loaded gun on the desk in front of everyone in the writing room at all times.

    Rings of Power -10/10 Actively avoid at all costs with the acknowledgment that anyone praising it is actively trying to gaslight you.

     

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    2. InvidiaRed

      InvidiaRed

      The sole point I’ll admit is the OST and orchestra has to be tired carrying this horrid world on its back.

    3. DemonGoddess

      DemonGoddess

      It’s bad fanfiction, using visuals to break my eyeballs.

    4. InvidiaRed

      InvidiaRed

      Corporate Anti-fanfiction with visuals.

  2. I wonder if we could combine it with roman sentiments?
  3. Episode eight here I come.:unsure:

     

    A finale shouldn’t cause a pit of dread.

    1. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      Push that finale into that pit of dread, and seal it up with concrete (after tossing in a skeleton or two)

    2. InvidiaRed

      InvidiaRed

      Anti-Fanfiction is a hereto previously unknown genre that I wished to never had the misfortune of witnessing.  Even bad fiction no matter how poorly written could ever attain a perch of intentional malice.

  4. 40989 Behold I speaker of numbers ending in nine! Forty Thousand Nine Hundred And Eighty Nine! (And unknown cousin to 69)
  5. 40987 Forty Thousand Nine Hundred and Eighty Seven. This time I have coffee!
  6. 40985 Forty Thousand Nine Hundred and Eighty Five
  7. Forty Thousand Nine Hundred and Eighty Two 40982
  8. 40974 Forty Thousand Nine Hundred and Seventy Four.
  9. I feel like Dobby since I only have to stomach episode 8 and I can leave RoP behind for good thank god.

  10. Muhahahaahahahahaha! 40969 Forty Thousand nine hundred and sixty nine.
  11. 40966 forty thousand nine hundred and sixty six
  12. If there isn’t a time limit I might be able to by X-mas lol.
  13. https://hp.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600100419 One Down, Four to go =p
  14. 40957 Forty Thousand Nine Hundred and Fifty Seven.
  15. So would this be a good time to ask about winter holiday 2022? =P
  16. From Hoshikoo on October 07, 2022 good Thank you for the review
  17. @manta2g Thank you for the Birthday present! haha! I kid I kid. Sincerely thank you as rest of the mods as well.

    Going to enjoy my birthday :D <3

    1. GeorgeGlass
    2. WillowDarkling

      WillowDarkling

      Happy birthday, Invidia. Hope it’s a good one. 

    3. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Belated happy birthday wishes!!  :hug:  :birthday:

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