https://www.theguardian.com/books/2018/nov/30/bad-sex-award-2018-the-contenders-in-quotes?CMP=twt_gu
If only I was a published ‘literary’ author I could win the shit out of this.
Oh, my dear sweet gods. If I ever submitted anything that bad, my editor would smack the living shit out of me and make me rewrite until the pixels fucking bled...
What if that’s the one night a year he allows himself to be happy? I mean being evil incarnate must be hard and hardly anyone ever prays for the poor guy.
I posted a chapter, which means, I’ve met my NaNoWriMo goal, with a little extra, several hundred over 200k.
Next month….hmmm, I need a goal. 300k would be a bit much, but 250k seems too small, maybe 275k? Thinking about it.
First comes the WAFF, then comes the Wangst, and before you know it Harry’s miserable because Draco doesn’t love him as much since Sirius got him pregnant in the alley out back of the Three Broomsticks.
WAFF = warm and fuzzy feeling. It’s actually a legit romance style, you know, the feel good type of story. But when I was in the fandoms, we used it to refer to any romance fanfics that turned strong characters into mewling, needy, love-starved mary sues.
Tentacles are often fun. I’ve not written them in awhile… at least nothing posted as of yet. Still, trying to straddle both might be interesting task.
I’m not entirely sure what WAFF is… so do that so I know?