Leaderboard

:3

Actually, I’d be flattered if somebody else started promoting my stories (as long as they’re not plagiarizing them), because it’d mean I’ve built up a rabid fanbase.

What sorcery did you dredge up?

I don’t think so, but I’ll find out. We’d gotten into a discussion of my favorite pie shop, but they’re English pies and don’t have the requisite gravy to make them edible in Australia. But, hey, Brooklyn!

In June 2008 a guy emailed to ask if he could write a sequel to my gorefest Whore of Heaven, and today I got an email with chapter 1 and it’s so, so good. Really good writing. I have my fingers crossed they continue it and share it so y’all can read it too. It’s gonna be about evil getting a sound defeat so it’s already a lot different tone to the original.

Oh, I wouldn’t change that. It was clear enough once I got to that bit that she was in a dream state, and I felt a bit sorry for her that she’d woken before getting a chance to experience her own orgasm. I love doing exactly what you’re doing—flashfic chapters with a plot to hold them together—and I miss having enough free time to do those, but yeah… Anyway, I’ll be waiting happily for part 3, and happier knowing I won’t be taking an endless subway ride to the lower reaches of Manhattan whilst daydreaming happily about misbehaving midwives. (Of course, the epic “Fred Gets Fingering” might ensure I miss my stop and wind up in the bowels of Brooklyn. The only upside to that is Melrick having discovered an Aussie-style pie shop in Brooklyn which looks worthy of a visit. :D) But anyway, keep writing, and I’ll keep reading! (See, you have a stalker-y sort of fan-wench… )

I’m sorry to disappoint and say that I don’t accept commissions, and it’s not just because AFF has a rule against them. Although that’s part of it. I have always been fuck awful with deadlines, and variable in quality and never felt that taking money for my original writing would be fair, nevermind abusing someone else’s intellectual property for gain (instead of for shits and giggles as with my freely produced fanfic). I’m sure you can find an author with higher self-regard and no moral qualms to do it outside AFF. Probably even inside AFF if the mods aren’t looking. On the free request front I’m afraid I’m too busy to start on Lady Grantham filth at the moment (although I’m sure O’Brien getting a firm bare bottomed spanking from her Ladyship would have gone down well with prime time audiences)– If you have specific ideas for a Downton Abbey story I would suggest starting a thread in the TV challenges/requests subforum and seeing if anybody is able to take ‘em. It does happen. Occasionally. On the plus side, there’s going to be more bicycle riding in part 3 of Corrupt the Midwife! Thank you for your review! It’s a quality bike that is, none of your cheap rubbish. Cobbled streets, gyroscopic-like ability to stay upright, and a saddle that seemingly self adjusts for the rider are just the ticket to get a well bred midwife dripping like a fucked fridge, as the poet chappy has it. There’s a physical influence on Chummy – the riding is getting her body aroused which in turn has a distracting impact on her mind. It’s not meant to be mind control, free will is important for what’s happening, she has to make choices, like the choice to respond to kissing, and to go along with Jenny’s sudden sexual advances – but it’s all visions in her mind, sort of like showing her her possibilities, testing how she reacts while physically aroused and faced with willing offers and of course building her long repressed lusts to the old fever pitch but with orgasm denial. Sort of like a lucid dream where if she cottons on to it being a dream she can be more actively in control. She could be keener to ask questions during the next erotic reverie, and probably actively angry during a third, perhaps suggesting that whatever’s behind it is somewhat lacking in direct experience at the corruption gig. Bit new to the role. No doubt Chummy’s heightened-lust fuelled imagination is focussing on other midwives due to mining Chummy’s half forgotten teenage dreams about girls from her school. And not just because I fancied writing femmeslash. Ok, mostly that. She definitely has a good imagination, I’d say. I might change the last line of dialogue in the dreamstate though. It’s supposed to indicate Chummy being ‘woken’ before she gets off (the orgasm denial thing), not that it was being directed, but I don’t think the intent is clear. Definitely one of the bits I’m not entirely happy with in part 2, and generally I’m finding it tough going pulling the overriding ideas into a coherant whole that makes sense. Still, if I fuck it up with huge plot holes and the whole thing proving pointless as a plot, there’ll at least be some fair to middling bits of porn description and fun dialogue to pull out. I am trying to do each part completely in a week, a bit like the old dribs drabs prompt style (though cheating on the order of prompts and knowing what comes next). I’m really glad you’re enjoying it and finding it captivating and I hope other readers like it too! If I ever get on to do my Ball the Midwife idea, at least that one won’t be femmeslash! And I’m sure it would be better received than an epic tale of “Fred Gets Fingering”. Fingers crossed part 3 is done by next weekend! Unless I spend all my time reading other stories or get another review and ramble on like this in reply. Which could happen. Maybe. The rambling, I mean, not the review. Thank you once again for the second review, I am truly grateful.

“You know, I guess one person CAN make a difference. Nuff said.” RIP Stan Lee

Rest in Peace, mr. Stan Lee…