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Long-distance teleportation. I’m tired of getting hosed by the airlines. But here’s what I think is the more interesting question: Not what superpower you want, but what superpower you think you would actually end up with if you got one. I think I’d get a power that seems lame but is actually kind of useful, like the power to make people ignore me.

The power to vaporize idiots who take more than one parking place. Really. I’m generally pretty easygoing, but I absolutely explode when faced with that sort of self-important, self-indulgent, self-centered behavior. And after I vaporize their car, I’m going to disintegrate all their participation awards, from preschool right on up.

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Well, shit... Here I thought there was a marriage proposal... Well... I'm disappointed. Back to bed for me… (close enough...) Damn, still here... Ummm... look at the pussy! Fine, I'll answer… To be honest, probably be able to get rid of the idiots in the world... Like (fwoosh)... Or maybe that's just work talking.... and this city... Hmm... Higher level intellect? I wouldn't mind having that... Intelligently rule the world ;).

Other than a name change, identical to the stories stolen. Of course, not being satisfied with one theft, this one made a trifecta! That’s okay, you’re toast now!