ApolloImperium Posted January 30, 2011 Report Share Posted January 30, 2011 56 Worst/Best Analogies of HS Students Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowknight12 Posted January 30, 2011 Report Share Posted January 30, 2011 (edited) My favourite: "She was as unhappy as when someone puts your cake out in the rain, and all the sweet green icing flows down and then you lose the recipe, and on top of that you can't sing worth a damn." Because that's happened to me before. Special mention goes to: "It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to the wall." HOW?! HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY STAPLE YOUR TONGUE TO THE WALL???! Edited January 30, 2011 by Shadowknight12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BronxWench Posted January 30, 2011 Report Share Posted January 30, 2011 I have to go with: His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DemonGoddess Posted January 30, 2011 Report Share Posted January 30, 2011 This one.. She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli and he was room-temperature Canadian beef. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ApolloImperium Posted January 30, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 30, 2011 Geeks are us! The sunset displayed rich, spectacular hues like a .jpeg file at 10 percent cyan, 10 percent magenta, 60 percent yellow and 10 percent black. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marley_station Posted January 31, 2011 Report Share Posted January 31, 2011 56 Worst/Best Analogies of HS Students Egad, that list is painful. My brain hurts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogueMudblood Posted January 31, 2011 Report Share Posted January 31, 2011 Oooo, he smells bad, she thought, as bad as Calvin Klein’s Obsession would smell if it were called Enema and was made from spoiled Spamburgers instead of natural floral fragrances. say wha-at? The dandelion swayed in the gentle breeze like an oscillating electric fan set on medium. ....was this person in Wonderland? I don't know of any oscillating dandelions..... He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up. <<BEEP!>> <<BEEP!>> <<BEEP!>> which translated to his ears as "I love you." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asexual Biped Posted January 31, 2011 Report Share Posted January 31, 2011 Oh god, I love these! XD Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master. I can just imagine this! McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup. I got the mental image and my sadistic self laughed. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn’t. I wasn't expecting this, so I cracked up! It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with power tools. XD What kind of 'American tradition' is this?? I felt a nameless dread. Well, there probably is a long German name for it, like Geschpooklichkeit or something, but I don’t speak German. Anyway, it’s a dread that nobody knows the name for, like those little square plastic gizmos that close your bread bags. I don’t know the name for those either. This tangent was pointless and on topic enough that I loved it. ^^ Her lips were red and full, like tubes of blood drawn by an inattentive phlebotomist. I'm a medical nerd, I had to go with this one! =) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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