JayDee

I’m assuming its part wish fulfillment cause lube needs to enter the equation at some point.

The Great Mystery of the Self-Lubricating Anus. Does often appear in stories in when Men are Impregnated and Ass Babies are delivered with all due ceremony. Like that one I never got around to writing where Gabriel was distracted by a demon on his way to give his message, got extremely drunk talking about old pre-fall times, and ended up giving his message to Joseph instead. I mean, definite proof of a miracle there.

Never underestimate the importance of proper hyphen placement.

The Great Mystery of the Self-Lubricating Anus. Does often appear in stories in when Men are Impregnated and Ass Babies are delivered with all due ceremony. Like that one I never got around to writing where Gabriel was distracted by a demon on his way to give his message, got extremely drunk talking about old pre-fall times, and ended up giving his message to Joseph instead. I mean, definite proof of a miracle there.

Is it related to that Moon-Preg thing?
What have you been reading?

I think we may have been reading the same things.

Happy Birthday (belated!)

Good yer back!

Thank you all, and for the good wishes  
It’s a work in progress. I mean, I accidentally turned up at work yesterday. The universally recognised protocol is to call in sick, but then I haven’t been well…
to you all.
Love you @BronxWench and @Melrick

Happy Birthday to pippychick!

Happy Birthday to pippychick!

Thank you! I have written some stuff I really do need to port over here.

Welcome back online! G’luck getting back in that creative groove.

Dude, don’t go putting ideas in Fairy Slayer’s head.

Have a friend write a review that's actually a fanfic of a character writing a review. For bonus points it's one of the characters your character was writing about 

There was a comic series, the writer got killed in that… then the typewriter just started going on its own. I had to look up the series title, it was The Grievous Journey of Ichabod Azrael (and the Dead Left in his Wake). Because, you know, a two-worder wouldn’t have done the job. It also had a talking horse. I forget where I’m going with this.
Good luck with the meta work! I tried a meta-ish one once. Slightly less success than Czech arthouse films have at American multiplexes. I’m sure you’ll do much better!

Or.
She steeled her resolve and there was low muttering  behind the door. Her finger on the trigger and then it slipped oh crudmuffin. She thought as the sound of someone hitting the desk and seemed to resound from everywhere at once.
She swung the open the door as everything slowly bled the color of blood. There was a person there slumped over bleeding out from her accidental discharge. She hurried over but it didn’t take a medical genius to figure out the cause of death. A clean heartshot as blood pooled upon the paper they were clearly writing
She spied the last words upon the page and they were hers.
“What the F-”
 

I’m just imagining the last line: “Well that’s frickin’ great, now we’re all gonna-” *POOF*

I think you can do at least three layers before things start getting confusing.
Like the narrator isn’t aware that he’s the main character. Or when the final girl accidentally kills the author and dooms everyone.

I’ll double-down on that request. 

Oh, I don’t know…but I have an awful feeling we’re about to find out.

I’m with BW! You got this!

I’m with BW! You got this!

I’m with BW! You got this!