JayDee

Congratulations! And if movies have taught me anything, you can now go on a road trip and outwit a dastardly redneck Sherriff!

I've always gone out of my way to give people a chance to stop reading before encountering unpleasantness. I've even always said you ought to be at least 21 to read many of my stories - At least then you can legally enjoy a stiff drink in much of the free world.

Thanks for asking, but that's just the way the site is - their policy is to only remove stories if the people in them or their representatives take legal action. Seemed okay at the time I submitted stories, but that was before I thought properly about it. As I say, my own fault. Frankly, it wouldn't matter now if they did change their policy, because back when I uploaded celeb stories there they were all behind an "must be over 18, must follow site rules" etc screen, but sometime after I'd asked about having them removed the story pages were made indexable by google and other bots, and three or four ad farm type sites ripped the whole site and uploaded all the stories elsewhere, to get google searches for the celeb names to come to their sites and get ad revenue, or however that shit works. They don't even respond to "Please consider removing this fucked up shit from your site" emails. I discovered this on one of the occasions I googled my email to see if my stories were getting mentioned anywhere (I also occasionally google random lines from stories to see if they've been plagiarised, like that one I ranted about a while back which someone had changed to be about Sue Storm from my Tomb Raider story). These days if I was thinking of a real person and I had a story idea I would say to myself 1) It's the idea that matters, why not apply it to a fan story or b) and original story. I mean, you could have an original character who looked like a walking corpse with a large bulge in their pants, and it would only matter to the author that the story was orginally inspired by a picture of David Bowieor something. Look at all of the published fictional characters based on the creator liking someone's style! John Constantine - Sting, Ultimate Nick Fury - Samuel L Jackson etc etc... BW - Thanks also... I just think that really is too young to be linked to my stories.

...Some asshole found some of my old RPF stories on a site from which I was unable to get them removed when I stopped writing RPF - presumably looking for something to jerk off too, since it is entirely a sex stories site - and sent one of them to a young fan of the person in question. Cue very upset email from child. It's things like this that, a) Make me wonder if even though I wrote the shit back then I'm not as fucked up as the people passing it on... I mean 15... fuck. b) Make me regret even more writing RPF stuff in the first place. Rant this may be, I'm not complaining that AFF hosts RPF or that people write it, you folks do what you want and I wish you all the best. Even back five or six years ago you'd only find the stuff if you went looking for it... now google has everythring, and all it takes is somebody emailing it to a kid fan, or, hell, tweeting to the famous person or their family directly... and they're hacked off, and the kids are frankly damaged. Even worse in this case as the person in the story died tragically a few years after I wrote it. I would genuinely argue it's a form of abuse to send something like that to a kid. It makes me so angry. So I had a quick search to see if links to the story are anywhere else... and, yes, it's started being linked on that famous 140 character message site. More upset fan emails due shortly, I suspect. I brought it all on my self by writing RPF years back, and I accept that, but I still feel real angry that someone would link a kid to it. I've ALWAYS had warnings, and codes, and blatant non-vague descriptions on my stories so you wouldn't mistake them for WAFF. Except for the occasional WAFF piece. Which somehow got mistaken for Gorn. RRRAAAGGHH. Okay. Done ranting now. And those of you who are writing RPF... never forget how easy it is for someone to send it to the person or their family now. Just a rant. RPF writers, truely, not having a go at you or your stories. It's my shit alone that causes me shit.

...nuthin' yet

Oh, you're adorable! Starting a post like that with the line: Too funny. You Sir and/or Madam have made my day. The whole post is so expertly crafted. I especially like the bit where you give an opinion that folks on discussion forums should only give opinions if asked for opinions... when not asked! But it's pretty much all high class 'net flamewar bait (heck, vintage - I recall variations of "I'm not sure you have the mental capacity to understand it" on usenet). I salute you! And you should totally write riddles. I'm gonna have to risk being interpreted as peevish again and echo that wishing well in the future to you. I know it's hard to tell on the internet but this is totally not sarcasm, or even snark. G'luck!

Yes, shame on the admin for that brief summary telling folks what happened. What they needed was something like a professional writer would put, like old dexy's statement as, uh, admin/host of her own site: "I knew how petty and evil-minded the admins over on AFF really are." Wait, what? Surely not! Based on your statement about how admins should act on their sites I expected to see nothing more than "I am no longer with that site." Now, I know little of these things but from what you've told us that doesn't seem terribly professional does it? Almost, well... petty? Gosh! Petty! Yeah, we'll go with that. Maybe... and this is just speculation, you understand, maybe stating a user is removed for ToS violations, and listing the violations - much like we see in clubs and such - without adding personal ad hom attacks... maybe that is the professional way to do it? I'm just being snarky.

Review for the horsecocktastic Centaur Mother I have another, entirely seperate story with Lara and a dog. It's slightly more morally repugnant! Thanks for your review, and I am glad you enjoyed this short bit from the days of my weekly prompt attempts The technicalities of the birthing... woman, centaur foalaby (is it a foal? is it a baby?) I'm sure the ancient Greeks had an idea or two...

What the fuck is my last post about? I genuinely don't want to click back and see if it made any kind of sense in context! Review for Bart the Ripper II: Mothersnuffer I don't think I ever saw that episode. I'm not one of those people who hates the simpsons these days, just never seem to get around to watching the show like I did back in the ninties. While it's always nice to hear feedback on things I've written, I really don't think I will be writing a sequel to this story. I did a much later Bart/Marge short story that I was much happier with - bondage, but no violence. Frankly this is one of the stories I sometimes feel like I shouldn't have written. Someone else did a story in the same story continuity once after asking, though I can't recall the title. Ahh well. Life goes on. Thanks for your review!

Pretty much sums up 90% of my reviews anyway!

I didn't say you couldn't use it! I just suggested possible confusion was something to consider

The only problem you'd have there would be if folks confuse it with a fanfic already using that phrase as a title? http://quizilla.teennick.com/user/SorrowMikeDirntluvr/

Sounds like the kinda thing a foul mouthed outlaw might say, so you could even have a gratuitous title drop.

Butt Fuckin' Book Finders.

First review for my Underworld fanfic, Selene's Quaint, Quint's Not, 2500+ hits and five months after posting! Thank you kindly for your review. I am glad you enjoyed this story. This makes you unique!

Compromise: Write in British English, but do it as if you were Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins.

"take tea at Brown's" is also a euphemism for a somewhat unhygenic act.

It's not perfect. And there may even be a better way to do it with google. But for a half-assed untechnically minded option... eh. Worth a try!

You're validating.

There's an almost way - using google's site command with specific domains, then the quotation marks around the code, eg for a bi search in harry potter: site:hp.adult-fanfiction.org "bi" You'll get some reviews, a few dupe returns etc, and there's probably stuff that doesn't come up, but it can be pretty useful in the meantime.

Yay! an thanks!

... WOW.

Oh, yeah, that's fine. Just offering my support for the idea! No sense giving too little information on a request and getting something different to what ya want!

Taking the Sky from Kaylee It refers to the story! I don't have to delete it as a flame! Phew. Unless a moderator tells me different. Thanks for taking the time to leave your thought. I agree it is not the best thing I ever wrote. Shit's probably pretty fair. You think you're disturbed? I have to live with this mind! Then again, an author like Clive Barker would probably describe it as tame and lacking enough gore so... eh. I kinda get the feeling you'd have been better off not reading it, given the description and codes. If you happen past the forum at any point and see this, I'd recommend you not reading such stories in the future. There's lottsa WAFF out there! Thanks again for your comment!

A tad lengthy? That request is longer than most of my stories! This being the case I'd never manage to write the requested thing as it'd likely take more'n I've ever written. Put together. But I just wanted to say that having read it though there's a lot of real good concepts in there and I hope somebody takes it up. I know some of them maybe don't appeal to a majority of AFF users - necrophilia, tearing holes, heterosexuality etc - but here's hoping there's one out there ready and willing to take on this cool request. It seems to fit in pretty well to the established canon (could use more cake, maybe) with good erotic twists. I like it!