WotanAnubis

It's a one-line summary of the complex relationship that evolves between Jill and Lethe over the course of the game Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance. Quite obvious, really.

You know, when I read this topic title I couldn't help but thinking something along the lines of... "And 'ere we 'ave a Grim Reaper. Now, 'e may look fierceful, but really 'e ain't nothing to be scared of. And would you just look at them teeth? What a beaut."

Why would you want your Celes/Terra only in PWP format? For that matter, how hard would it be to write decent Cloud/Tifa? And now that I've posted in this thread, I suppose I should list my favourites as well... Faris/Lenna (Yes, I know, incest. I so don't care.) Celes/Terra Ritz/Shara And that's about it. OK, fine, I also really like Paine's character design, but since I haven't played FF X-2 I can't really say anything about possible pairings.

Yes, this one! I know this one! I thought it was hilarious. And also really hard to write fic for.

Final Fantasies V and VI. Sometimes I like VI better for Terra, Celes and the whole esper concept, not to mention Kefka. However, the Job system of V is pretty fun as well and I like Faris and Lenna, so sometimes I prefer V.

Curses, I have been foiled! Now after only one hit more, a review has been added. OK, it was of the short, 'wow, that's hot' variety, but it's a review. Sadly, my three other zero-review stories don't have nearly such an impressive hitcount, numbering mere hundreds. It's a sad day indeed.

Hah! I see your massive two reviews and raise you a 1,974 hits and zero reviews! Ahahaha!

Well, I've complained about it before, but in the games section, it seems, the average hit-to-review ratio is far less than 1%. Of course, this may just be because I write for slightly more obscure videogame fandoms, but I don't think so. Your complaint, in fact, is pretty universal.

Got a response again. He says that he was just joking with a friend and sent the e-mail to me rather than his friend by accident. Since my innocence hasn't been shattered just yet, I'm willing to believe him. So... unless something happens, I'd say this topic is now pointless.

I already thought so, really. Still what would compel someone to write an e-mail like that?

Just this morning I recieved a very interesting little e-mail in my inbox. It goes as follows: "I could tell the pepole at AFF that you are under age and get your story removed" Of course, I'm 24 years old, but I realise I have no solid proof for that other than my word. Still, I wonder what would drive someone to send an e-mail like that. Did I offend somehow? Sure, some of my fics are... peculiar... in nature, but I've seen far worse. Or is this some pathetic attempt at blackmail, a desperate grasp for a bit of power? Of course, it would be annoying if all 28 of my stories suddenly vanished, but somehow I'm not actually very worried. I wonder... should I be?

For card girls, probably either Dunames Dark Witch or Harpy Lady Sisters. Dunames Dark Witch is my favourite card, but there are three Sisters, so... As for the animated people: Mai. I don't I need to explain this, do I? Besides, she too would probably appreciate the company of the Harpy Lady Sisters.

When angry (or possibly horny) people somehow utter random characters usually found at the top of the keyboard instead of proper swearing. This suggests that most fictional characters may have some very strange vocal cords indeed.

Ah yes, painters of that famous masterpiece "Bag Interior".

Subbed. Of course, I grew up watching programs with subtitles so I may be biased. Seeing and hearing something in Dutch that so obviously isn't Dutch just feels terribly, terribly wrong.

Oh, no, I couldn't possibly do -that-. Possibly because both titles mean absolutely nothing to me. In the I've-never-heard-of-them-before-just-now sense.

Unfortunately, I don't know Aa, Megami-sama!, so I don't really know what I'm up against. I was thinking, maybe, Maria-sama ga Miteru and Phantasy Star Online Episode III: C.A.R.D. Revolution. But I'm not quite sure if that's weird enough.

Hmm. Sounds like a challenge.

You know, it's not fair the way people such as these only wish to help humans fall in line with the Will Of God. I mean, what about all the storks and bears and deer and wolves and dolphins and hedgehogs that will now go through life, unnatural and unsaved? Won't someone please think of the homosexual animals? Yeah, I know, it may be a bit silly and I should take this subject rather more seriously, but this kind of thing helps me keep my sanity in the face of sites like that.

I like this series. Although, the only fic idea I have is but a simple throwaway little line. Basically, Yuki and Mikuru are the only ones in the SOS Brigade room, having the following badly thought out conversation: Mikuru: "Are you reading something interesting?" Yuki: "Yes." Mikuru: "Really? What is it?" Yuki: "Kama Sutra." Hilarity ensues. And, by the way, writing fic about Haruhi dominating Mikuru in some way is just too easy. You may as well just watch the show.

I'm getting paid by the government for doing absolutely nothing because I am far too crazy to actually do any labour. Or, in other words, I'm on social security.

Well, in response to Melody Fate's lengthy post, I have but one thing to say: If the character warps all the main characters around her, she's a Mary Sue. The more the canon gets raped in her presence, the more she's a Sue. If that does not happen, she's a possibly well-written original character. Of course, this definition does not apply to original fiction, but it's easier to get away with strangely perfect characters in original fiction. Mostly because then they're not called "Mary Sue", but "protagonists".

Well, I've had a gender-bending dream once. In it, I was a girl and it made absolutely no difference. I just went through the day like I always do; reading, gaming, writing, stuff like that. Except I was a girl. It was a very nice dream, actually. Oh, and then there was this one dream where I was, as they say, getting it on with the goddess Athena. That was weird.

Well, my largely uninformed opinion of Christ goes something like this: Christ was a rather easy-going guy who liked hanging out with those who were looked down upon by society. So, people who now go those who are largely looked down upon by society and yell at them that they're going to Hell are not really acting in the spirit of Christ. So, basically, if you're being a dick to people because they don't think just like you, you're not acting in the spirit of Christ. So that also means Christ is probably very upset with me at the moment. Oh, and if you use your religion to make money, I think Christ would go over to your house and smash it up if he were still alive today. Because Christ doesn't like the abuse of religion for material gains.

I am paid by the government for not performing any kind of labour.