Keith Inc.

I never lighted my farts, nor lighted my fart-scent, nor lighted for the sake of lighting. I have never managed to tie a cherry stem with my tongue.

God i wanted to date the Bangles... G/NG: wants to be buried at sea

OH YEAH! I am not wondering that. I am...well, I am.

I am terribly happy with my new signaure. I am watching my middle child work a puzzle he got as a gift. Actually, he solved it in three minutes and now is putting it back together. I am watching my oldest take his puzzle apart with a hammer. I am watching the youngest put his puzzle in the freezer, probably to slip into a brother's pants.

^ Doesn't know me very well < not even hardly V hardly

^ correct. Never. < Incidentally, HAS found himself in the preggo fetish section of a bookstore before. V has never cruised an adult bookstore just to see what people were 'in' to

Didn't we have this thread? I thought we concluded that virgins are perfectly capable of writing porn, same way people who've never met aliens can write scifi, or 20th century writers can write about Napolean, Shaka Zulu and Julius Caesar, or perfectly law-abiding citizenry can write about murder, rape, child abuse and reality television. On the other hand, SOME writers are so dreadful at sex scenes that one can only HOPE they have never inflicted those ideas on another human lover.

^ already in process <enjoyed writing '8 simple rules' for a fantasy setting V wants to write 8SR for f*ing my daughter in a porn setting.

Only if you're the goal tender. And doesn't that make your goal feel tender?

I am wondering if Female Order is on the horizon, or if it just makes the pun too tortured.

As both hemispheres of my brain are functional, neither have i. I have never been to sea on an aircraft carrier.

Only if you do the proper stretching exercises first. But is stretching the truth the exercise or the goal?

NG: Don't know who's playing G: Watches for the commercials.

^A wring? Wrong. Don't know, but still don't care. < actually works on guidance. Can't miss. V knows at least one person (nick)named bubba.

Doctor NO. A suave villain, if rather unfortunate in the selection of subordinates.

You know, this is the very first time i've thought up the 'Q' answer before the answer for my turn (Quartermain, LOXG, of course)Anyway: Lynd, Vesper, the duplicitous woman in Casino Royale (this century's version)

^ is right <is wrong V is ring

NG: I pull plot bunnies out of my hat. G/NG: Blames the terrorists for writers block.

NG: sports leaves me apathetic G/NG: knows at least one popular television genre that leaves them cold

^ misunderstands <has a fic in the fic contest, won't vote for self V has not yet voted in the anniversary animated GIF contest

Two wrongs don't make a right (but three lefts do); evasive evasion does not make forthrightfulnessicity. Clear?

I dunno, how do YOU think it is for evasive? (and how's THAT for evasive?)

^ may have a good idea about the lubricant... < voted in the picture contest, abstains from the story contest V abstained from the contest story.

I have 12 year olds performing laundry in accordance with the approved procedure and inventorying all tools and materials beforehand, if that's what you mean? G/NG: has been a drill sargent

As far as i know, neither have i I have never voted for myself in a contest