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    42560, which is way less than the 59.7k I’ve written so far this month.
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    Hit 50k for the month today, so sliding the goal posts… try for 75k instead?

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    Okay, so this bit of the story was supposed to be a magic act, now it’s a sex scene on stage with an audience.  Oh, the suffering :flash:

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    Looks like the “cleaner” version of my potter fanfic’s the work of the devil… 666 hits :)

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    Created the “magic condom” in my potter fic, one charm, perfect fit/use/protection (though the cost is 48-hours or so of no-magic capability)
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    42530 – check your count @InvidiaRed
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    Um… multiple locations (Ron had taken something to let him recover/reuse fast), which meant four separate sets of citations. The “cleaner” version of the story lets the reader construct the date from Harry listing the citations, while the “explicit” version shows the date details Thus for citations 3 & 4: “Ought to demand a refund,” Harry said, “Clearly an all–you–can–eat buffet should include a free banger.” “Aw,” Harry said, “Guess the opera didn’t appreciate you two climaxing at their climax.”
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    Not sure about reading them… writing them is fun, and this reminded me of my potter fanfic, where after a date by Ron/Hermione into London, had Harry reading the citations for public/lewd acts. “See you made the train. … was the queen in residence?” And a couple more.
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    Repeat after me.  “Homemade Chocolate Chip Cookies should not be counted as breakfast.”  No, doesn’t work… munch munch.  🍪 🍪

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      Desiderius Price

      That was me, trying to convince myself to do the right thing, mission failed, the cookies got devoured.  TBH, I don’t make them all too often, so not a huge deal (aside from my doctor saying otherwise if I told her).

    3. InvidiaRed

      InvidiaRed

      Adulthood is knowing whatever you stick into your gullet when you wake is breakfast.

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      Desiderius Price

      Adulthood is also being on medications which force you to wait at least 30 minutes between waking up and having breakfast :(

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