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Desiderius Price

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  1. Uh-oh, I’ve already broken into the halloween candy...

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    2. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      “Think of the children!”  Of course, especially for the witches who find them a delicious snack.

    3. marley_station

      marley_station

      Someone at my office brought it in  – in plastic tubs.  I have to walk past the @#$%^&*! mini-packs of peanut M&Ms as soon as I open the office door.

    4. CloverReef

      CloverReef

      Oh my god, Marley! I both pity you and want to be you. 

  2. Welcome to AFF
  3. Super Gardener, able to hear plants in distress.

    1. pippychick

      pippychick

      I think there was a Tales of the Unexpected that had that as the plot once. This guy could hear his neighbours rose bushes screaming as they were pruned. Eventually, he took an axe to a massive old oak tree and deafened himself or something, after trying to convince people that he could hear plants were in pain. He was trying to record it, I think.

      My mother reckons it’s some old drama/ tv play for today series we have on DVD. Forgot what it’s called.

  4. Shit? Sounds like a scat fan.
  5. Did I read your interests properly?  M/M snuffs?

    1. CloverReef

      CloverReef

      LOL You made me double check. Though I do like shit violent. 

    2. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      One little letter change, that’s all it takes to go to the dark side.  It’s so warm in the fading light.

    3. CloverReef

      CloverReef

      You make it sound so tempting… 

  6. Can we call tomorrow the 25th so we can start posting Halloween stories?  We can go back to the 20th later.

    1. WillowDarkling

      WillowDarkling

      Nope… I actually need it to be back in August, so I can still be in Japan :P and school not having started back home… So… we’re rewinding back to August, sorry… 

    2. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      My Halloween story is ready and I’m itching to post!

  7. Review for “The Repair Guy” Definitely made for a fun write after finishing my Halloween story!
  8. I like vegetarians… properly grilled and seasoned to taste.
  9. Author: Desiderius Price Title: The Repair Guy Summary: Alyssia opts for extended service after the repair guy shows up to fix her A/C in his underwear. Feedback: Sure, feedback with constructive criticism! Fandom: Original Pairing: N/A Warnings: Exhib, MF, Other, WIP Solo story or chaptered story: Chaptered URL (AFF): http://original.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600108774 URL (AO3): https://archiveofourown.org/works/55313575 Review Replies: http://www2.adult-fanfiction.org/forum/topic/59549-jaimies-campfire-starrebels/ (ie, I needed to write something nice and fluffy after I finished my Halloween story...)
  10. Life is nature’s way of keeping meat fresh…. (to quote Doctor Who)
  11. Funny enough, IIRC, the summer heat wave many years ago (in a house w/o AC) as a kid is how I started sleeping nude.
  12. I came up with a summary for my new story today (not the halloween, not yet posted)…. “Alyssia opts for extended service after the repair guy shows up to fix her A/C in his underwear.” That ought to wet the appetite, I think.
  13. Bob Prime goes into the jungle and becomes Amazon Prime.
  14. What’s right? What’s wrong? It probably depends on the intended audience, to some degree. If there was a precise science to it, I’d have licked this ages ago, instead, I find it to be rather...fuzzy. (No, I do not mean a fetish there)
  15. Like most things, requires practice, and don’t be afraid to revise it! Still not great at it, most of the time I muddle through it, because something is typically better than nothing.
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