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Desiderius Price

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  1. From those quotes you’ve likely never heard before: “Quite punctual, even showed up three days early to his execution!”

    1. InvidiaRed

      InvidiaRed

       

      “Typical, she didn’t even show up to her funeral on time.”

    2. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      Or, in reference to a crazy driver “late for their funeral”.

  2. Sounds like ChatBox material.
  3. It’s a messy subject.
  4. When in doubt, add in a few random farts to the story, that’ll spice things up….

    1. JayDee

      JayDee

      “I knew the dame was trouble the second she waltzed into my office with Taco Bell take out. Suddenly, a fart rang out!

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