Desiderius Price
-
Posts
6,376 -
Joined
-
Last visited
-
Days Won
457
Content Type
Profiles
Forums
Events
Everything posted by Desiderius Price
-
39270
-
Contenders announced for 2018 bad sex awards
Desiderius Price replied to JayDee's topic in News/Current Events
Some seemed better than others…. Like I can complain, I’d probably get top spot if my smut were submitted. -
Taking a dump on the holidays? Readers want to know…
-
39268
-
39266
-
I posted a chapter, which means, I’ve met my NaNoWriMo goal, with a little extra, several hundred over 200k.
Next month….hmmm, I need a goal. 300k would be a bit much, but 250k seems too small, maybe 275k? Thinking about it.
-
Maybe that’s a good start to the story…. typo gets somebody the wrong thing?
-
39264
-
Well, I did manage a dark holiday story in 2015. Mistletoe Hanging: http://original.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600108028&chapter=4
-
Dark and gruesome holiday anybody?
-
39262
-
After a short burst of writing, I’ve finished the chapter that’ll let me reach my nano goal. My story will make 200k words on Friday! (Still need to wait, proofread, so that’ll be Friday, the last day of the month. While this will be cutting it close, on time is on time.)
-
39260
-
39258
-
Only several K left to reach my nano goal for the month. Was a bit worried this chapter would come up short, but then I realized I had given the main character a burn ointment (for sunburn) that’s sold as an aphrodisiac in that it makes for super sensitive skin. Plenty of potential for several K of smut
-
… What is the name of this ointment? I’m asking for *cough* a friend...
-
I kept the name simple, “Kirkburton’s Sensitizing Ointment” with the directions of "Apply to desired areas, wait five minutes, rinse off, and enjoy twenty four hours of bliss. Warning, do not use if pregnant or allergic. May contain nuts."
-
btw, steer clear of the medical grade, stinging nettles have been added to discourage “casual use”… (and to protect the Healer’s supplies).
-
-
39256
-
39254
-
Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer!
Desiderius Price replied to StoryJunkie's topic in Forum Games
No. In? or Out? -
39252
-
What better way to give thanks than to write smut?
-
Amen to that
-
-
Grrr…. when the cats decided that I ought to get up early, and I find myself awake, unable to get back to sleep. Thus, I’m up earlier than a workday … on a holiday!
-
- JayDee and BronxWench
-
2
- Report
-
Yup, those are cats, all right.
-
I think they wanted my bed.
-
- CloverReef, JayDee and BronxWench
-
3
- Report
-
I did so recently with my Harry Potter fanfics, likely startled anybody on my author-alert list; a story I started fifteen years ago, last update had been six years. Given the time, and how much I had forgotten, I decided to rewrite it. Anyways, congrats on reviving a story..
-
39250
-
AFF subdomains in order of current activity
Desiderius Price replied to JayDee's topic in Aimless Babble
Have to admit I do like FFN’s traffic graphs, how many loitered, which chapters they’re reading. Thought it’s also sobering how many show up, and promptly leave. However, having my “clean” version there is nice because then it lets people have a choice, reading sexual content or not, when my story can be expressed pretty nicely even without it. In my case, I resurrected an old piece of software, (needed to be rewritten), so that I can have the “adult” and “clean” versions in the same file; I simply annotate which parts are clean and/or adult-only. For instance “Ron aimed{| his dick} and began to {wet the bed|piss}.” is “Ron aimed and began to wet the bed.” in the clean version, or “Ron aimed his dick and began to piss.” in the adult version (as he’s soaking Seamus Finnigan’s bed). So, as I rewrite, I’m working on both versions simultaneously. Now, I have entire scenes, chapters, that are in the adult version, that aren’t in the clean, so there *is* a size difference; so far, the adult version has been getting more than twice the words of the clean.
