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Desiderius Price

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  1. Horror headline that’ll get you below the belt … “Flesh Eating STD”

    1. JayDee

      JayDee

      “9/10 dentists recommend our toothpaste for Vagina Dentata. The last one is just rolling around screaming about his penis.”

    2. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      Scary part is, I *did* read that as a headline yesterday, it mentioned the UK and things potentially rotting off.

  2. My muse isn’t cooperating with Jefferey so not updating that.  Instead, it decided it wanted some Harry Potter, so I’m actually working on the story I put into hiatus years ago.  The smut version is….well, smutty.

    1. Sinfulwolf

      Sinfulwolf

      Best of luck on your journey!

    2. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      I’m definitely splitting up most of the existing chapters.  One of them is 107kwords, about the same as the Prisoner of Azkaban, and that’s a single “chapter”!  I’ve got two other especially long ones coming in at 93k (longer than Chamber of Secrets) and 70k (just under Sorcerer’s Stone); rest are under 50k.

  3. The author is the one who needs to upload their story to AFF. (If this is a matter of story adoption, that’s a moderator’s call—I’m just a member trying to be helpful.) Hope that helps. [I’ll butt out now before BW ropes me into becoming a moderator ]
  4. Thanks, was wondering a bit there … until I realized that I gave you links to 680k of my material (not counting the other fanfic’s 297k). (And that 500k story was trimmed down from around 667k or so during one of my edits/revisions, some of which I intend to restore.) [I intended my prior post to prod the OP a bit too, as sometimes “copy” can be misunderstood, so I used my example to help clarify.]
  5. Maybe the original poster means a story based on another fanfiction? I think that means permission, permission, permission, from that author to the AFF indicating it’s authorized. This is why I can’t bring my main two fanfics here (Harry Potter), because I didn’t ask, however, those stories have been residing nicely on that other website for the past fifteen years – they’re not copies, more of fanfic of fanfic. [It started so innocently, as a list of suggestions that I was going to naively send tothat author, added a bit of plot to see if the ideas were viable and started realizing that I liked writing; so, I posted it as a fanfic of a fanfic, to that other website; I even have an unfinished sequel to it there.]
  6. Exactly. I miss DA, and her reviews, wish she’d find time to come back. I do have some of those “avoid” tags on my stories… that cuts down my audience a bit.
  7. My highest, here, is 9 reviews in 2632, because Dirty Angel loved to review until she decided to go off-grid.
  8. That’s a drool-worthy review to hit ratio.
  9. Magic exists, so no life will be detected subsequent to the smaller party’s “demise”; and with the villain announcing it, well, it’s pretty much a given under the particular circumstances. The thought that the smaller party hasn’t fully crossed over won’t occur to them. Main party’s going to suspect traitors in their ranks. All the plans the hero party (combined) had at the time of the separation were falling apart. So, main party is going to persevere until they get wind of what the villain is after and try to stop it. Yes, the smaller party will be playing much harder, going straight for the endgame, even getting into squabbles between themselves, at times, because of how hard they’re pressing. This story has four MCs, two go to the small party (& presumed dead), whereas the other two regroup with the other members of the general organization the “main party”, which has some level of disbelief/disarray because the deaths weren’t what they were hoping for. And in the smut version, small party’s going to be naked
  10. I didn’t sign up until I had an original I wanted to post w/o stripping it of the adult material. I was content with some toning down for a different site, but the originals, no, I didn’t want that. When I found out that AFF allowed originals, I signed up. Depending on the extent, a story with some smut elements can be watered down a bit, made passable w/o ruining the story, or at least the effect. However, other stories...I’ve got one that starts out at a nudist colony, that’s not being watered down w/o putting clothes on them all, which would change the flavor of what I was going for.
  11. Squirrel vs Power, I think it was a stalemate.

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    2. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      I don’t think so, but I didn’t climb up myself to check, just relied on the repair crew for that info.

    3. CloverReef

      CloverReef

      Maybe if you climb up there, you’ll find super squirrel harnessing the power of lightning to defeat its foes. 

    4. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      Maybe, but I don’t have the super powers of the squirrel, I’d get electrocuted, and that’d bring Jeff’s adventures to a fast halt.

  12. That totally ruins the eyes, it’d be better for eye strain to be a pink font on that black background!
  13. Joined FF.net in April of 2003, during their purge, so while I dabbled on “dirty” versions to my story, I focused on the more “clean” ones (not that those are particularly clean, just figured it’s low enough not to be a concern there). When I went to post my originals, I studied the ToS for the original side of FF.net, and realized that wasn’t going to work, found AFF.net and joined four years ago here. As I’ve recently started to rework the second fanfic (sequel to my first), I’ve had an urge to post the “smut” version; I’m still trying to work out the best place for that.
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