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  1. Okay, it’s official.  Can’t consider my potter fanfic “short” as it’s broken the one million word mark on the drive, now halfway to two million!  (By drive, this includes around 0.5% of overhead due to the HTML formatting.)

  2. Tis the season to eat a bulb of garlic every day to keep the vampires at bay.

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    2. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      A side effect of my diet plan, keeps most other things away too :)

    3. Rick_Andrew

      Rick_Andrew

      Fret not, Desi—with a trim and the right conditioner, you can get that all-over once-sheddy mane lush! sultry! with a light scent of musk: seductive, like good suede !

    4. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      I tend to worry more about the extra “lumps” and curves in my b-day suit!  Suppose I ought to add a bit of exercise to the diet options, that’s the true Halloween horror.

  3. Tuna juice over canned cat food, cat’s now happy :)

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    2. WillowDarkling

      WillowDarkling

      And then at 4 am you wake up with a murderous cat standing over you, for tricking them… 

       

    3. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      Technically, the cat’s on a prescription diet, only comes in one flavor, so I’m sure he appreciates the (unauthorized) occasional modification.

    4. WillowDarkling

      WillowDarkling

      Poor kittie. Then you are absolutely right, he will appreciate the (unauthorised) modification :D 

  4. Death is...optional, right? Haven’t been proven wrong, so far.
  5. As of this morning, my potter fanfic has risen on AO3 in word count, now #16 longest in the category.  Got some writing to do!

    1. Rick_Andrew

      Rick_Andrew

      I take it The more explicit the merrier !

    2. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      I do have a “cleaner” version ---  974k vs 334k, but one misses most of the really fun stuff.

  6. Yeah, those were the types of links you didn’t want only a condom for protection, you’d need EVERYTHING covered in latex before you even dare to click.
  7. I’m guessing spam (the least nefarious idea), and you definitely should NOT follow those links, wherever they may lead is likely a place you don’t want to go.
  8. Right now, I’m on a roll with the fanfic--managed 2.2kwords BEFORE I had to go to work today. If I get stuck on that & have a good story idea, I’ll likely write something.
  9. 40000 (ie, 40k)
  10. Global productivity is on the rise due to the Facebook outage.

    1. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      It’s now tanking, Facebook has returned.

  11. Don’t mind me, chuckling where I had Dumbledore refer to anybody under a hundred twenty as a “youngster” in my potter fanfic.

    1. InvidiaRed

      InvidiaRed

      Well you/re spot on.

      Wizard/ witches have a lifespan of about two hundred years. Dumbledore had at least 80 years left

      haha.

    2. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      In my fanfic, I went with an earlier interpretation that put him around a hundred fifty to sixty.  But, by that point, what’s a decade or three?  :)

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